The Fridge

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sept. 27, 2008 - 07 35

Everyone needs fuel for their novel-writing endeavours, right? And some of that fuel needs to be kept cool. So we have a fridge here to keep it in. (It was manufactured using TARDIS technology, so no need to worry about it getting full).

I'm stocking it to begin with with a selection of healthy vegetable crudites and dips, some milk and dark chocolate (of course) and plenty of caffeinated beverages. Plus there's a bottle of bubbly in the door, but that's not to be opened until December 1st on pain of fish.

Help yourselves, and add anything else you think might go down well.
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sept. 27, 2008 - 07 36

*Pablo wanders in, climbs on top of the fridge and assumes the lotus position*

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sept. 27, 2008 - 08 15

*Smiles at Pablo and places a banana in the fridge*

You cannot have TARDIS tecnology without a banana, it becomes unstable if you try it

*Considers for a moment and adds a stick of celery to the fridge as well, just in case...*

:D

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oct. 3, 2008 - 08 17

*steals banana*

TARDIS technology is always more fun when it's not stable... XD

*adds LOTS OF MUSIC for good measures*

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oct. 3, 2008 - 08 27

*Worries at the lack of banana and hides behind the sofa*

You'll create a rift in time and space doing that and then we'll have to get Captain Jack Harkness and Ianto Jones and all the team t come and monitor it....

*Removes anything resembling a banana from the fridge*

*Wonders why there's so many CDs in the fridge... Adds special recipe boozy cakes (fruit cake with Baileys instead of milk, Venetian punch cake and American chocolate cake with rum)*

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oct. 3, 2008 - 12 54

There'll be no need for the Torchwood team to show up with Pablo on the case. He can handle anything that might happen to the fridge. He's very capable.

*Pablo blushes and attempts to hide*

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oct. 4, 2008 - 03 53

Possibly not, but they eye-candy would be so worth it

*Monitors fridge situation with the use of a Timey-Wimey Detector that goes ding when here's stuff*

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oct. 4, 2008 - 05 55

Are you suggesting that Pablo isn't sufficient for your eye-candy needs?

*Pablo sulks*

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oct. 4, 2008 - 08 50

Not at all *hugs Pablo* but there's always room for more eye candy

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oct. 5, 2008 - 03 47

*misunderstands*

Eye candy?

*places manymany paper bags of eyeball-shaped sweets in fridge. Eats one*

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oct. 14, 2008 - 02 27

*Is surprised by eyeballs in fridge*

OK...

*Retrieves eggs and margarine and gets flour and sugar from behind Pablo* Now, we have a fridge, please tell me we have an oven, I need to bake a cake...

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oct. 14, 2008 - 04 24

Hmmm... cake...

Pleeease tell me more!!! :o)

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oct. 14, 2008 - 04 46

Galadriel1010 wrote:
*Retrieves eggs and margarine and gets flour and sugar from behind Pablo* Now, we have a fridge, please tell me we have an oven, I need to bake a cake...

Of course we have an oven. It's right behind you...

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oct. 14, 2008 - 04 50

*retrieves much chocolate from fridge*

Now we can makes chocolate cake =D I would help, but I have no idea where to begin...

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oct. 14, 2008 - 05 03

Ah-ha, thank you very much.

*Takes chocolate from free_chiru and melts it in a bowl over hot water, adding sour cream slowly. Subsequently adds sugar, flour and butter, mixing them and putting them in a cake tin in the oven on gas mark 4.*

Rum, need rum, ah, rum. *Gets rum and apricot jam. Melts jam and mixes in rum. Magic oven finishes super quick and cake is done. Takes cake from over, cuts it into three and spreads filling on slices, putting the layers back together. Melts more chocolate and adds double cream, spreading it over the cake to cover it completely. Puts cake in fridge to set.*

Cake is done XD

And I apologise for sounding like a neanderthal there, I was watching Ghostlight whilst I baked

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oct. 14, 2008 - 06 18

*takes slice of cake*

*as an afterthought, adds a raspberry*

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oct. 14, 2008 - 07 06

Good idea

*Adds a bowl of rasberries and cherries for arnishing said cake and takes a slice.*

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oct. 14, 2008 - 09 03

*appreciates cake but adds layer of whipped cream to slice and takes several more raspberries *

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oct. 14, 2008 - 15 32

*Gets bored during CSI and gets annoyed with plot bunny, so instead makes a trifle. And a chocolate mousse, and meringues, and pizza.*
Anyone want me as a housemate when I go to uni next year? lol

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oct. 14, 2008 - 23 30

*wanders in clutching some goodies for everyone*

Don't mind me!

*puts the hot chocolate in the cupboard, and the galaxy chocolate bar, triple chocolate fudge cake and fruit salad (have to balance out the healthy!) in the fridge.*

in the words of my cat, allow me to say "OM NOM NOM."

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Yes, if you rub it on the back of a duck it goes quite fast...

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oct. 15, 2008 - 04 01

Om nom nom indeed XD

*adds yoghurts and pan galactic gargle blasters*

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oct. 15, 2008 - 06 16

Frubes are good things for eating. Because you need hands free for yogurt pots where as you just hold a frube in your mouth and suck.

And there's no spoons to get stuck onto paper work too.

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Yes, if you rub it on the back of a duck it goes quite fast...

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oct. 15, 2008 - 06 26

^ lol yeah. and Yotogos <3 but they don't make them anymore =[ lol

*takes small amount of trifle. reconsiders and adds a rather not so small amount...*

*adds lavender chocolate*

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oct. 15, 2008 - 08 01

*takes slice of chocolate cake*

nomnomnom, tis indeed scrumptious, many thanks! Umm...

*adds a smoothie machine to the kitchen* Because not only does they make the most singularly awesome drinks in this dimension, said singularly awesome drinks are NOT UNHEALTHY D:

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oct. 16, 2008 - 07 20

*Adds a radio and tunes it to Planet Rock* Buah hah hah *Takes out sonic screwdriver and disables the channel change button*

*Takes rum and coke and drinks.*

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