According to the Johns Hopkins Family Health Book, NaNoitis is a cyclical disease affecting over 100,000 individuals world wide. The known pathogen for NaNoitis is the intangible, yet highly coveted purple bar. Incubation can last from a few days to four or more weeks. During this time, individuals may experience sweating palms, rapid heart rate and vivid hallucinations which some patients actually name. A mild state of paranoia may ensue while indviduals forgo reality and live in a fantasy world where rational thought patterns are persecuted by word count totals and the only drive working is the hard drive.
Onset occurs suddenly on November 1st with an overwhelming sense of euphoria and the delusion that the individual is infallable and possesses super human powers to overcome caffein overdoses and sleep deprivation. Calorie intake is increased- orally via left-over Halloween candy or intraveniously via vanilla hazlenut lattes. Procrastination becomes a behavior pattern for the duration of this disease. Incurable and highly contagious, most NaNoitis sufferers notice a marked increase of syptoms until mid-November, followed by a week or more of mild depression. For roughly 85%, this is the culmination of the disease and leaves a residual feeling of failure.
The remaining 15% experience mood swings that rival the very worst cases of BiPolar disorder. At precisely 11:59 on November 30th local time, sufferers spontaneously erupt into song and dance, proclaiming that they have acheived the purple bar. This euphoria tapers off by mid-December. Prognosis is fair. However, with each flair up, patients are more likely to succomb to secondary infections such as word count addiction, script frenzy, plot bunny attacks and grandious ideas of best sellers' lists.
~warm fuzzies and best of luck~
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warm fuzzies~ Lex
2005 Winner Untitled
2007 Winner "Surviving Serengeti"
125,319 / 50,000
sept. 29, 2008 - 10 32
Is there a cure?
Perhaps reaching 50K with a first draft completed?
Help! I've been suffering from NaNoitis for the past two years, and it is worse this year... so much so in fact that I had to organize a mini-nano in a different month just to get my fix.
succumbing-to-the-writerly-shakes,
S
50,091 / 50,000
sept. 29, 2008 - 10 34
Unfortunately, no. The condition is terminal.
90,002 / 50,000
sept. 29, 2008 - 10 54
And each subsequent flare-up is worse than the previous one. Advanced cases may erupt into happy dances at the appearance of tiny golden circles above their names, and may badger others into donating until they get a tiny golden circle as well.
The disease is extremely infectious: family members and friends often find themselves infected within a year.
60,369 / 50,000
sept. 29, 2008 - 11 01
This thread wins. Everything.
50,712 / 50,000
sept. 29, 2008 - 11 01
Speaking of golden halos, I want to know where mine is. It seems to have been lost in transit and I don't know where to find it. Oh where, oh where can it be? With its smooth shiny gold and its donation so pure, oh where oh where can it be?
Okay, my life is a mini musical. That's another side effect of NaNoitis. That and incontinence from refusing to take a break from the lol posts. And sadly, my DH would gladly administer a vaccine if such a thing were invented. : /
0 / 50,000
sept. 29, 2008 - 14 47
You have to have donated for this year. If you donated this year you should have received it. I donated in the summer.
50,712 / 50,000
sept. 29, 2008 - 14 55
Been there, donated that. Still missing the golden hat!
90,002 / 50,000
sept. 29, 2008 - 15 39
It's just taking them a while--they have to add them manually. I donated weeks ago, and just got my halo the other day.
50,712 / 50,000
sept. 29, 2008 - 15 58
Okay. I just feel naked without it. And with all my other symtoms of NaNoitis, I certainly don't need to add nudity to the list. It wouldn't be pretty sight for anyone involved!
125,319 / 50,000
sept. 29, 2008 - 16 13
Wear the STH until you get your halo... that should help.
*pay no attention to the novelist hiding in the corner with a camcorder*
50,712 / 50,000
sept. 29, 2008 - 16 27
Right...
Let's add paranoia that other NaNoers are peering out at us through our screens and can see all the sick and wierd things that we do in a given day while slaving away under a sadistic muse.
125,319 / 50,000
sept. 29, 2008 - 18 33
It could be worse...
Your muse could be uploading to YouTube...
;-)
50,505 / 50,000
sept. 29, 2008 - 19 42
This is one disease I don't mind having! (Though I could do without the muse trying to tack a 25K fanfic onto my 50K NaNo goal...) :D
53,000 / 50,000
sept. 29, 2008 - 22 26
Congratulations, you have just won the internet!
*stifles giggles*
50,023 / 50,000
oct. 2, 2008 - 16 46
So swelling and inflammation of the NaNo?
Does the cooties vaccine work to lower symptoms?
Can it be selectively transmitted? Is NaNoitis a biological weapon?! GASB!
And this thread is awesomeness.
50,607 / 50,000
oct. 2, 2008 - 22 24
This post is awesome!
50,712 / 50,000
oct. 3, 2008 - 03 28
Sadly, there is no vaccine. Or should I say thankfully? I mean who REALLY wants to spend each fall with nothing to worry about beyond changing out the Halloween decorations for the Thanksgiving Turkey? Unless of course said Turkey is a mutant flying machine who's sole job is to save the weevils from getting boiled by unsuspecting chefs?
106,888 / 50,000
oct. 3, 2008 - 05 32
LOL! Love the definition....ya. I get it...and I got it. ^_^
33,167 / 50,000
oct. 3, 2008 - 06 37
My first bout of NaNoitis was very mild, so I was surprised when it flared up in full force last year. And now it's back even worse than before. Must... infect friends.... :D
51,215 / 50,000
oct. 3, 2008 - 09 46
Have to say, this is my favourite topic today.
Proudly infected with NaNoitis and fully intending to stay that way.
:D
50,723 / 50,000
oct. 3, 2008 - 10 22
Heheh, yup! I got it bad. In fact, I have a secondary infection--MLitis, where, given a foothold by NaNoitis, you feel the strange urge to bring local NaNoitis victims together despite the fact that you don't have the time to do so, and the insanity that ensues from such a high concentration of NaNoitis in one spot threatens to make any given meeting place implode in on itself.
0 / 50,000
oct. 3, 2008 - 10 46
Yes, I definitely have this! It's nice to know that there's a name for it. This is the first time I've ever been afflicted, and from what I understand, subsequent flare-ups are even worse, so that'll be interesting.
And this last couple of days of the boards being down were not good for the condition! Especially noticing today that most of the posts that I replied to were reset back to before I posted. ::sigh::
58,408 / 50,000
oct. 3, 2008 - 11 01
It has a name? There was me thinking I had some incredibly rare and unknown disease... ;-)
54,787 / 50,000
oct. 3, 2008 - 21 34
Have had it for 6 years now- have passed the infection on to friends and family...*evil grin*
Plan to infect more people every year
*looking around slyly*
67,306 / 50,000
oct. 3, 2008 - 21 59
I, too, am a carrier.
This year my plan is to continue writing a book that I'm already working on (although all word totals from before November don't count, obviously)
I can't wait to see it. I hope to infect my entire writing forum this year! (insert evil grin here)
50,020 / 50,000
oct. 3, 2008 - 22 10
Actually, I had this nasty bug for a year and a half on March when I first conceived my book. My imagination never stoppes creating plot twists, alien technology, and unfathomable magical spells. Writing this book in November with ultimately slow down my brain and actually get some sleep. Of course, I will have to worry about the next book in the next three minutes after November 30 ends.
62,699 / 50,000
oct. 4, 2008 - 00 53
Perhaps instead of saying it's terminal, maybe it's better to compare it to the flu. It has a season (always november), the symptoms take different levels of intensity with each individual, and it can mutate in one person and a whole different range of symptoms can be passed on to another person. So what will help cure one persons symptoms won't work for another.
75,332 / 50,000
oct. 4, 2008 - 01 30
Yeah, I can't say I've noticed it killing anyone (although I suppose it's true that everyone who contracts it will die).
4,165 / 50,000
oct. 4, 2008 - 01 50
Ahh, NaNoitis.
yep, got that.
I'm also a chronic sufferer of Newfandomitis, which compels me to seek out new TV shows to watch, and Needmorewordsitis (a secondary infection, causing the sufferer to frequently panic that their wordcount is not high enough.)
59,044 / 50,000
oct. 4, 2008 - 03 55
Ah, NicoleD, I fear I may be infected with those too!
But I like it. :D
*cheers*