Smoke signals, or what WOULD you write on, if you could?

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Smoke signals, or what WOULD you write on, if you could?

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oct. 9, 2009 - 03 41

Enough of this practical advice of which program is available, free, good - I wanna know what you would prefer to write on, provided it were possible. Smoke signals, skywriting, tattoos...

For me, I'm holding out for the cyberlink into my brain that will let my thoughts flow out into a continuous stream of data that a reader can pick up and become immediately immersed in my world, sharing my thoughts and feelings as I lead them through a story.

What are YOU waiting for?
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oct. 9, 2009 - 06 13

I would become a tattoo artist and write my novel on people. And then it could be like an art exhibit.

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oct. 9, 2009 - 12 32

I'd write my novel in the ground with a stick or in grass with a lawnmower. Imagine looking at it from above!

As for the former, you could write it out as you go across a country. Now that'd be a story to tell.

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oct. 9, 2009 - 13 46

I would put parts of it on RFID Tags and spend the month travelling though Germany or the UK hiding them somewhere so that any reader would have to take the same route I did with a certain device and go on a scavenger hunt.

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oct. 9, 2009 - 16 43

I would write my novel on birch bark. Lots and lots of birch bark.

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oct. 9, 2009 - 17 25

Been working on building a 1-handed chording keyboard that I can mount to my steering wheel, so I can take advantage of my 1/2 daily gridlock

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oct. 10, 2009 - 05 51

I would write it on white walls, covering an entire room in it. Or on fabric. I think a wearable story would be interesting, and now it has me wanting to write a short story specifically to put on a dress.

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oct. 10, 2009 - 08 30

I would totally write it in blood on sheepskin if I could. Failing that, creating it part by part on road signs on a continental trip.

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oct. 10, 2009 - 10 33

Some people email themselves their novels. I would telegraph myself.

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oct. 10, 2009 - 13 18

I would carve it on the face of Stone Mountain... so it could then be illuminated by the laser show during the summer.

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oct. 10, 2009 - 13 53

Dragonchilde wrote:
I would carve it on the face of Stone Mountain... so it could then be illuminated by the laser show during the summer.

And that'd give me a real reason to go there because I've never been to the actual mountain. Clearly I'm a bad Georgia resident.

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sushimustwrite wrote:
Dragonchilde wrote:
I would carve it on the face of Stone Mountain... so it could then be illuminated by the laser show during the summer.

And that'd give me a real reason to go there because I've never been to the actual mountain. Clearly I'm a bad Georgia resident.

Dude, you have got to go. the laser show is awesome, particularly at the end when they complete and animate the carving!

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oct. 12, 2009 - 07 44

I'd find some way to solidify clouds, then write on them with huge letters, so wherever people went they would be looking up at the sky and reading my story. It would make for some very interesting accidents. ^_^

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oct. 12, 2009 - 08 20

I'd use a laser to write on the moon. So that all astronauts in the future can read it. And stargazers with really good telescopes. Although I may run out of room on the moon. I may have to continue on like... mars.

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oct. 12, 2009 - 08 34

I would write it with permanent coffee stains in coffee shops all over the world!

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oct. 12, 2009 - 08 36

I'd like to go off & write my novel in someone's crops, like some sort of novelist alien :]

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oct. 12, 2009 - 08 58

Hmmm. Think I'd write it on ceilings. ^^

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oct. 12, 2009 - 09 00

I'd like to write it on a transparent sheet attached to a big searchlight, so you could project it into the sky like the Bat-signal.

Failing that, I second Reverend Robbie's cyberlink.

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oct. 12, 2009 - 09 01

Hmm... this is a great question.
I would write my novel all over a skyscraper, and to get to a new chapter, you'd have to take an elevator up a floor.

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oct. 12, 2009 - 09 04

On really delicate, old paper with a quill. Bound in leather. Yeeeeaaah.

Or maybe hieroglyphics. Hmm. I'd have to learn Egyptian though. And how to chisel.

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oct. 12, 2009 - 09 14

Dude. That's, like, sacreligious to Jackson

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oct. 12, 2009 - 09 40

With pee in the snow. It's gonna take a whole lot of beer.

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oct. 12, 2009 - 10 11

I'd write it on all of the desks in my school. Especially those really painful ones in the health classrooms where the desk is attached to the chair. That way, instead of just drawing rude drawings on the desks, those students who aren't paying attention will read my novel instead.

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oct. 12, 2009 - 10 16

I would write out my novel on some big flat surface... in human hair.

XD

OR I would carve it all over trees so the readers would need to take a walk through the woods to read it all. Aah... fresh air, some exercise, AND a great novel! What's not to love?

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oct. 12, 2009 - 10 30

I'd just write on the air. If I'm outside, then people could read it while walking along the sidewalk. When I get blocked, then I could read old pages backwards; that should get the juices flowing again.

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oct. 12, 2009 - 11 03

I would love to write my story on a strand of DNA. This would totally be possible because of all the different sequences and combinations of the components that make up DNA. Not to mention that the amount of information that you would be able to fit on such a thing would be enormous. Just think of all the information that it takes to create the human body. That and you could put your story in something as tiny as a bacteria and then keep your own "mini" personal library at all times. Pretty conveniant isn't it? I'm a little fuzzy on the details because I've only read something about this being possible once, but I think it would be pretty awesome.

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oct. 12, 2009 - 11 37

I just like the white walls idea. I think it would be awesome if a whole novel were to be written on the walls and ceiling of a single room. In fact, I'm so tempted to do that now.

Other than that, I'm not feeling too imaginative at this moment, haha.

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oct. 12, 2009 - 11 41

I would write mine on a roll of toilet paper. So you have to unroll it all to read the story.

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oct. 12, 2009 - 11 52

If I could, I'd handwrite it with a quill on old paper, too, but then I'd never be able to read it. And where would the backspace button be? XD

Better yet, a huge holographic screen attached to a type writer that would allow me to click on the screen to see the part of the novel as a live-action film. With a fast, if not non-existent loading time while we're at it. And other touch-screen capabilities like touch and drag to delete parts, and writing scribbles on the sides. This big screen can also act as a video-capable telephone, and internet service. Oh, and it's free for life and works beautifully. :D

Barring that, a cyberlink like thing that streams scenes into a real-life action thing. With the ability to become part of the story, uploaded into being characters or something would be pretty darn fantastic.

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oct. 12, 2009 - 12 16

I'd write it on a car, or carve it into a forrest of trees. :]

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oct. 12, 2009 - 13 12

I'd write it in gasoline all over a hillside (or twelve), so when I'm done I could light it on fire and people in planes could read it.

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