| Jennifer_Ryukage | If your novel had a warning label, what would it say? |
    40,378 / 50,000 Joined: oct. 19, 2005
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nov. 6, 2009 - 15 02 |
Mine would read as follows: Caution! This novel may contain: I was having a hard time coming up with a synopsis for my author page, and made that instead. I thought it might be fun for others to post warnings for their novels, too! :) |
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40,117 / 50,000
nov. 6, 2009 - 15 17
Here's what popped into my head first:
Caution! This novel may contain flying cups, chain lightning, trees and sunlight, ticklish little brothers, impossibly complicated embroidery, and chemistry. Be advised that a strobe light may be used during the stage adaptation, and there will definitely be blood.
----------NaNo '06: The Outside (Urban Fantasy/Sci-Fi | 51,228/50,000)
Screnzy '07: [Untitled] (20,339/20,000)
NaNo '07: Coffee Breaks (Mystery/Suspense | 52,376/50,000)
Nano '08: Prequel to '06 (Urban Fantasy/Sci-Fi | 10,023/50,000)
22,294 / 50,000
nov. 6, 2009 - 18 13
Caution! This novel may contain:
- Massive expanses of time
- Little to no transitional material
- Totally not-compelling flash backs
- Adult situations involving a lich and a dragon
- Miscellaneous horribleness
Uhm... yeah.
Then again, the "adult" scene is for word count and definitely wouldn't make it into the final cut of the novel.
43,012 / 50,000
nov. 9, 2009 - 07 48
Caution: prolonged exposure to descriptive scenes may cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery while reading this draft.