Someone suggested this to me, but since he didn't post it, I'm going to. This is a place to leave sentences from your novel and let other people borrow them, as well as other people leaving theirs for you to borrow.
I'll start us off with a few:
"I can tell the difference between a live human and a dead human, thank you very much!"
"It doesn't exactly come with an instruction manual."
"I'm bored with being a prince," he declared. "I think I'll quit."
The house proceeded to explode.
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Goal: 200k 260k. My wordcount was going to be an average, but we need to beat the pants off Denver, right?
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50,086 / 50,000
nov. 8, 2009 - 13 14
Here are some from mine, which probably aren't worth snagging, but I'm procrastinating on an English essay right now.
These make sense in the context of my novel, but not so much out of it. Well, some of them do...the others are just plain odd.
“Teacup has been missing her.”
He looked like an Abercrombie model who actually liked wearing shirts.
"Science finally discovered a way for humans to grow another hand."
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2007: Roommates (Won!)
2008: Love on Location (Won!)
2009: Crushing the Competition (We'll See!)
47,402 / 50,000
nov. 8, 2009 - 15 52
I already posted this in the "Worst Sentence So Far" thread, but I think it bears repeating.
"He did not see that he was any better off for having tasted himself, so he decided to move on to other activities."
44,930 / 50,000
nov. 9, 2009 - 09 45
My sentence:
I mean, Heckuvajob Brownie is definitely bizarre, but a normal America in the 2000s kind of bizarre; it’s a nice change.
Also I love the Abercrombie sentence.
134,699 / 50,000
nov. 9, 2009 - 10 08
Good luck anybody using this mountain of crap.
I'm claiming this as one sentence:
Thats a true story.
Those are just from chapter 1.
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This year's Novel: "Just A Normal Thanksgiving."
Goal: 135k (9 chapters, 15k a pop)
Genre: LitFic
POV: Rotating First Person Stream of Consciousness
28,120 / 50,000
nov. 18, 2009 - 19 39
I guess they just didn’t want to think of have to think of any better name, do you?
and a more recent one:
I blew a dart at her Corvette tires and she now has a flat.
41,706 / 50,000
nov. 19, 2009 - 06 21
Adam remembered a painting of Huckleberry Finn laying back on a raft with Frog of "Frog and Toad" steering with a large stick and one of Alice and the rest of the Mad Hatter’s tea party from “Alice in Wonderland” taking tea with Clifford, the big red dog.
38,425 / 50,000
nov. 22, 2009 - 09 18
Here's one I recently came up with:
"Good lord Richie, when I said ‘Bring home a nice girl’, I didn’t mean at this ungodly hour of the night."