Excerpt: The Powerful Six and The Tower of Death Doom and Stuff

"You sure do ask a lot of questions and yes. I am not just saying that because she does not deserve it. She announces that she is the Princess of Nothing. She used to not be evil but one day she started being evil by pushing an elderly person over and laughing. Then next we hear of her she a pushing an elderly person over a cliff. Then it just got worse from there. Then she started setting non-magical fire to towns. Somehow she picked up magic and now she set towns that hate her ablaze with magic fires that no one but her can put them out. She tried to set this town on fire but I played my magical lute for her and she forgot what she was doing. And now I know that I have told you this you will want me to show you where she is so you can beat the ever living stuffing out of her. I will show you tomorrow after you have a good night sleep. Over there is a tavern that Adgorn will want to go to since they serve the best warm beer in the world. Over there is where we are going to be staying. I know you are thinking what do you mean by we. That is where I am staying and I would suggest you to stay. I bet you are also tried of me answering your questions before you get a chance to ask them right. Another curse and gift that I have." Leofrick said all of this as he was walking around town pointing when he needed to.