Brief Author Bio:

I am the Official Rambler, more commonly known as Trench. I'm recently nineteen, half-employed, half- going to school, and half vacationing. Yes, I'm very aware that that is three halves. I have a cat and a betta splenden, a wanker truck that awaits my next paycheck to be outfitted with astroturf and a lawn chair, a health condition that is probably just equal parts anemia and asthma but which I prefer to call consumption, and a tendency to get mistaken for the opposite gender. I cosplay a pirate, a sorcerer, a Gothic Lolita catgirl, a skeleton piper, Jareth from Labyrinth, and the Medicine Seller from Mononoke. I intend to be a librarian when I get out of this ridiculous mess known as higher education, but like everyone else with an ounce of talent, my true goal is to become a best-selling millionaire author... or at the very least, get a couple of things published.