Brief Author Bio:

from my myspace, since i'm too lazy to write anything new that isn't for nano:

27. live in ny, not the city. have been with my partner for almost five years; we breed australian shepherds...mostly my job is to play with puppies. a dork to the core and make no excuses for that, though into all things girly girlish. curvy girl into body mods. devour books by the armful. music is my lifeline. writing is another. a.s. in veterinary technology and b.s. in animal science, currently working as a virology/bacteriology analyst who volunteers with big brothers big sisters and soon with the local aids outreach program. travel is a new passion. want to get my masters and buy a house and have babies, though maybe not in that order. would love my own business. right now it seems like eons until we can start our life and family, though our bakers dozen dogs, four cats, and bunny keep me busy for now.

i'm quirky and ocd. i was a drama club dork and am still obsessed with theatre. doris day is my girl. i am one sarcastic wench. i love wit. i am a gossip whore. i like all that is inappropriate including but not limited to gay jokes, big boob jokes, blind in one eye jokes, and sexual harassment at work. i can sling it like a trucker at times and at others i’m a shy recluse.

in closing, i’m completely random. i adore monkeys. i would die without lip gloss. i live in other people’s heads. borders is a dangerous place for me. i love to squee and meep and sometimes i meow. i’m surprisingly well adjusted. i blog. if i’m not vested in something i tend not to finish what i