The country was called Hakasdkln—but the second vowel is always silent, and a vowel of choice can be inserted between consonants. So in the south one would declared that they lived in ‘Haksidikilin’ while in the north they might say they’d been born in ‘Haksodokolon’ while those who lived in the east would declare that they had never left ‘Haksadikulon’ in all of their lives. In English we would call that country ‘Land Of Fertile Valleys And High Mountains And Rushing Rivers And Everything Good and Peaceful’ or perhaps we would just say ‘Country of Awesome’.

The capital of Awesome was located in the west (they said ‘Haksudakilen’), and it was called: Alhusnfsds (those in the capital called it: ‘Alihsanifosdos’), which we might translate as ‘When The Die Are Tossed And All Men Throw Their Hats To Fate’ or more concisely: Chance.

Chance was an averaged sized city in that world, but quite large for Awesome. The longest street ran straight north from the edge of the Jasiksdfkn Sea (‘Wild Waves Make Crashing Boom Sounds On Sharp Pointy Jagged Rocks And Death Lurks Below the Surface’ or ‘ Danger Sea’). This road boasted the business, narrowest and most vibrant market in the country. It was along this road that the evil Skiadsfnsd (‘Bad Men Who Wear Black Capes and Red Masks That Hide Their Faces And They Eat Our Babies For Breakfast’ or ‘Villains’) marched when they conquered Chance.

The Villains had arrived in long boats armed with spears, swords, axes, knives, sling shots and rocks. The little country of Awesome never had a chance.