Genre: Mystery & Suspense
About Fear the ClamLocation: New York, NY Home Region: Age:42 Website: http://quahog.org Favorite novels: Cryptonomicon, Freddy and Fredericka Favorite writers: Lawrence Block, Lee Child, Donald Westlake Favorite music: Nano requires the unfocused adrenaline of mindless neo-post-punk pop such as Bowling for Soup, In Stereo, Lucky Boys Confusion, or Smash Mouth Non-noveling interests: Squash, skiing, snowshoeing, computers |
Joined: octobre 20, 2007 This Year: Official Participant NaNoWriMo History: NaNoWriMo posts: 24 NaNoWriMo buddies: 17
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Synopsis: Homeschooled by Wolves
A mediocre stand-up comic discovers a successful shtick—retelling family stories about his grandfather the mobster. His girlfriend thinks he should keep his day job. His family doesn’t think he’s funny. The audience wants to hear more, as does law enforcement. Some criminals think it’s time for him to retire from show business permanently.
Excerpt: Homeschooled by Wolves
HustleCats oozed to the ground like a wet paper bag of shit, a noisy one that shrieked and clutched a ragged stump of bleeding pulp. Bits of flesh fell between his fingers and fell to the ground in soft plopping noises that could be heard when he inhaled between screams. Tears and snot streamers ran down his face and he rolled from side to side in agony. He looked more like a toddler throwing a tantrum in a department store than a supposed badass who had just taken a few tens of rounds in the hand, wrist, and forearm. Yeah, he wouldn’t be clicking a mouse and jacking off at the same time unless he learned how to do one or the other with a hook.
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