Brief Author Bio:

I dislike writing bios. Either I can't think of anything to write and feel like an uninspired dumbass, or I write way too much, tell all the stuff about me that I think is cool, and feel like a self-glorifying dumbass later.

So I'll leave it at this:

I am not going to say anything definite about myself, because I change my mind and opinions about things so often that it's really not worth it to tell you anything, because by next week, it'll be different.

Good luck to all.