Brief Author Bio:

Hi. My name's Isabella and normally I don't talk like this, but you'll probably never meet me and in fact you're probably a close friend of mine in that void some call "real life" if you're reading this. In which case you're used to me.
Ooooh, and can you read this in a British accent? I want a British accent! I have a British accent, okay?
I'm afraid of zombies, the undead, ax murderers, Bush/Cheney, and scissors (they're really scary if you look at them. They have sharp pointy blades and they go "click-click" ominously when you open and close them. Aaaah!). I like rain (as you can probably tell from my title) but I'm actually a very happy person, at least during NaNoWriMo (I firmly believe you can get high off NaNoWriMo, tiredness, and Star Wars). I hate the words "mucus," "agrarian," and "ulcer," and my favorite letter is "R." My life's dream is to create my own peacekeeping/life-saving/skill organization (like the Jedi, except our lightsabers are inside our hearts!) and live to the age of seven hundred and change my name to Yoda.
I have to write a paper for English now. LITTLE DOES MY TEACHER KNOW that soon I will write 50,000 words. Muahaha! You cannot suppress me with these pitiful 400-word papers for long! The number 400 should practically be written out, it's so small!
Signing off,
Isabella
PS: Are you a nerd too, or is it just me?
PPS: I'm not really from Winona. Ha! I decieved you! But I shall not tell you from whence I truly hail. Remember what I said about being afraid of ax murderers?
UPDATE: Hee hee...I'm already behind. That's nervous laughter right there.