Synopsis: Kissing Dolphins

Kissing Dolphins is the story of Wesley Bellamy, disgruntled assistant manager of the Mars Colony McDonald's. His friend Jack comes home to Terra, Mars after spending the year as a crew member of a space cruise ship with tales of excitement and adventure and convinces Wesley he can do better than living in his parent's subterranian chamber asking "do you want fries with that."

Space is a dangerous place to work and Wesley finds himself as a replacement waiter on a yacht excursion after an incident with a jerk, an airlock, and karma. Karma becomes serendipity when Hart, Wesley's high school crush comes aboard the excursion yacht Wesley is working on as part of a band of marauding space pirates and steals the ship. Wesley has to choose - sending the girl of his dreams to prison for piracy or going on an adventure with her and maybe ending up there himself.