Brief Author Bio:

Brief Bio? Like, Biology? No wait. Bio, as in life. Brief Life? Seriously? I never knew.

ANYWAYS

Writes strange poetry, can't keep a plot together (even with duct tape), and likes writing flowery prose in a slow. For NaNo, all my rules are broken, and I'm already out of duct tape. My inner editor took a paid leave to the southern hemisphere, but I doubt he really left. He's like a ghost, I swear!

Wrote for a school newspaper and yearbook. That's my only experience outside of writing for my own pleasure - now I get a grade slapped onto my work, which is not so bad, if you like what you write. Which I do, but that's hard, when you get distracted easily, like I am now. I AM distracted. I wrote about what I liked, and what I only liked. Like time travel. I considered ninjas, but my editor didn't like that.

My Dalahäst is my writing muse. He's about 10cm tall, and likes to run on my desk. And on my work, but that's not good for running on. Words slip off the page, like mud. And I don't like my Dala getting dirty.

I like to write about things that are:

1. Deathly boring, but fascinating to me
2. Ambiguous and vague metaphorical pieces of crap

YAY. You're gonna LOVE this year's story.