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Mr. Accident
Novel: The Train to Zevka
Genre: Mystery & Suspense
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About Mr. Accident

Location: The Pacific Northwest

Age:24

Favorite novels: Catch-22, The Name of the Rose, Baudolino, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, The Lord of the Rings, The Gods Themselves, Out of the Silent Planet

Favorite writers: Isaac Asimov, C.S. Lewis, Ray Bradbury, Joseph Heller, Umberto Eco, P. G. Wodehouse, Douglas Adams, H. P. Lovecraft, and others I am too absent-minded to remember

Favorite music: None, generally. It's too distracting! Maybe Enya.

Non-noveling interests: Formal language theory, compiler design, game programming, shooting, bicycling, parkour, photography, and kittens!

Joined: octobre 31, 2009

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Brief Author Bio:

Arrived on Earth in 2092, but for tax reasons was backported to 1985. Protestations that arrival in 1985 was most likely responsible for later tax complications is generally ignored by implacable bureaucracy. Killing time ever since.

Synopsis: The Train to Zevka

Antonina Safin is a beautiful woman, or at least that is what he wants everyone else to think. Never quite able to reconcile his feelings with his sex, he dons the clothing and the identity of a woman – and, all too often and usually completely by accident, the persona of a skilled private detective.

Antonina's preternatural abilities of ratiocination and her hard-earned mastery of disguise have taken her to many strange places and stranger intrigues, and her only slightly anachronistic skill in swordplay has had its uses. But her life becomes truly interesting when she finds herself undertaking a diplomatic mission for a friend, on a train to the Eastern Empire – a journey on an infrequently-used rail line which takes five days to span thousands of miles of taiga and tundra.

The train has barely entered the wilderness when a high-ranking nobleman is murdered in his private car, his guard of Imperial soldiers taken completely by surprise. Now a letter known to be in his possession is missing, and an already tense political drama is about to explode into violence. But on the Eastern Frontier news travels at the speed of the railroad, and for better or worse the train isn't stopping. Safin has five nights to unmask the killer and find the letter or all hell will break loose.

But soon His Excellency is not the only corpse on board, and the tiny world of the train to Zevka becomes a dark microcosm for the intrigues of an empire. Can amateur inspector Safin unravel the mystery – while trying to keep the conflict between gender and sex from unraveling her – before she reaches the end of the line?

Excerpt: The Train to Zevka

    The young soldier started. “Wait! I think I recognize you. Aren't you Antonin Safin, lately of Pelym in the Capital?”
    Safin rolled her eyes. “Antonina, if you please.”
    “I saw your photograph in the newspapers a week ago. I've read something of your exploits as an investigator.” The soldier gulped and fingered his collar. “But I have heard...”
    Ah yes, here it came. Somehow, this part never got old. “Yes?” She raised an eyebrow theatrically.
    “Is it true that you, ah...” He trailed off, his unspoken question indicated with a downward glance. Must young men be so frequently impudent? Still, Safin couldn't think of his directness as offensive, and at any rate he was so painfully shy about it that the effect was somehow endearing.
    She finished for him. “That I've got a penis?”
    He nearly choked, so she went on.
    “But of course, darling. Hasn't every self-respecting woman?”
    “What?” He looked genuinely confused for a moment. “Oh? Oh! No, I didn't mean... I mean, not between her...”
    “Not between her legs? Well of course not all the time. My dear, if you don't think a woman needs some rest now and then you are in for some serious disappointments in life.”

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