Satan Was A Shiba
an excerpt

The two briefcases were turned around by the scientists, and the agents completely forgot about the passive voice as they gazed upon the contents of the briefcases. Inside each briefcase, there was a pair of cheap, plastic 3D glasses. For several moments, Rob and Daniel just stared, to stunned to say anything.
“Those?” Rob finally said in disbelief. “We need 3D glasses? What is this guy? Two dimensional or something?”
The scientists couldn’t help but to laugh, which confused the two agents even more. They weren’t sure if they were laughing at what Rob said or if perhaps the 3D glasses were just a joke or maybe the scientists were just crazy. Because they kept laughing for over a minute, Daniel started to believe that the scientists were crazy.