Genre: Satire, Humor & Parody
About Talinthiel
Location: Grass Lake, Michigan
Home Region:
United States :: Michigan :: Elsewhere
Age:17
Website: http://www.writerscreate.com
Favorite writers: J.R.R. Tolkien, Margaret Weis, Stephen King, Tom Clancy
Favorite music: Punk - Rise Against, Paramore, Dead Kennedys, The Ramones, Bad Religion, Pennywise, Anti-Flag
Non-noveling interests: Reading, making websites, making games, pwing b17ch35 in any game, coffee, actually anything caffeinated, Jones Soda ///-----/// IM - Gobboque // Livejournal - gobboque
Joined date: octobre 26, 2005
Years done NaNoWriMo:
'04 | '05 | '06
Years won NaNoWriMo:
'06
NaNoWriMo posts: 12
NaNoWriMo buddies: 3
The Ultimate Survival Guide
an excerpt
They're coming. There's no getting around that. It's the inevitable. And, tell me honestly here, would you ever fight the inevitable?
That's right. No.
...Unless, of course, you said “yes”, in which case you really, really need to read this book. It is of the utmost importance.
For everyone else (those who said “no”), well, you still really need to read this book.
What's so important about this book in particular? It will help you survive. Yeah, I see you perking up on that one. I mean, does not everyone want to survive?
The answer to that question, unlike the previous question, is “yes, everyone wants to survive”. And, assuming that you are not no one, you want to survive.
Zombies. You probably think you know what they are, but, odds are, you don't know the slightest thing.
Robots. They're already here. God save us when they begin usurping us.
Raptors. Oh my God, raptors! Holy crap where did they come from! Get them out of here!
So, you wanna survive? Yes? Good. Let's get this shit started then.


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