Some of you need ideas on gory deaths. What better way to brainstorm then to creatively kill the Nanoer above you?
So bring it on! Unleash your guns, knives, chainsaws, arsenic and finger nail files [if you are patient, I suppose}
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| Fireweave | Murder the Nanoer above you. [Or torture, rape, etc.] |
    0 / 50,000 Joined: Nov 8, 2005
Location: Marshall, TX Posts: 33
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Okt 14, 2007 - 20 24 |
Some of you need ideas on gory deaths. What better way to brainstorm then to creatively kill the Nanoer above you? So bring it on! Unleash your guns, knives, chainsaws, arsenic and finger nail files [if you are patient, I suppose} |
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52,456 / 50,000
Okt 14, 2007 - 20 36
Belts fireweave with a shovel.
"This is for Stephen King!!!"
Buries you alive in an unmarked grave in Maine.
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Okt 14, 2007 - 20 40
Ties you down and covers you with gasoline.
If I'm buried alive, I think it is only fitting that you are burned alive.
creates a trail of gasoline leading away from you, so that you can watch inevitable death and torture approach.
52,456 / 50,000
Okt 14, 2007 - 21 00
Laughs at the trail of gasoline.
"Like no one's ever tried that before!"
Wriggles knife out of watchband, cuts rope, picks up a carelessly dropped tomahawk, and throws it into your head wherethen you fall onto your gasoline trail. She flicks a match.
"Bye bye!"
X)
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Okt 14, 2007 - 21 04
D: I die.
Erm, I'm going to kill you anyway?
pulls tomahawk out of forehead and throws it at your feet, causing you to trip. Then, I sit on top of you while stabbing the back of you until you are unconscious. I turn you over and slit your throat, finishing the job.
52,456 / 50,000
Okt 14, 2007 - 21 12
*Last thought*
Crap! A Zombie!
Trips over tomahawk, then dies.
If you are a Zombie, that means I can be one too!
Rips head off and eats your brains.
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Okt 14, 2007 - 21 15
Wait.. Zombies HAVE brains to eat?
Then why don't zombies just eat.. other zombies?
Finds a chainsaw and saws you in half from between the legs up, splattering blood everywhere.
Yay! Blood spatter! :D
52,456 / 50,000
Okt 14, 2007 - 21 22
Two halves of me wiggle toward you, covering you in blood
Zombie Aids!!!
Now you are doomed. Who has the lasf laugh now?
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Okt 14, 2007 - 21 25
Me? I just laughed pretty hard.
I think we are both going to need to regenerate at some point. We are going to end up as meat chunks fighting eachother.
But speaking of meat...
Chops up one of your halves, filets you, and then eats you in a delicate ambrose marinade.
52,456 / 50,000
Okt 14, 2007 - 21 30
Well as for my other half, I use my non-magical zombie powers and start putting myself back together!
*punches you in the stomach, making you vomit*
Give me back my ear!
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Okt 14, 2007 - 21 33
Well, you get your ear back, but it's all chewed up and digested.
Gathers all of the pieces of you and ties you all together with barbed wire, before electrifying the wires.
Mmm.. Burning Zombie flesh! :D
Well, I'm off to bed. Night!
52,456 / 50,000
Okt 14, 2007 - 21 36
Yeah you better run, you dead Zombie!
Night!
34,642 / 50,000
Okt 15, 2007 - 08 25
Well I will serve you both up a nice dinner of liver and onions in a light wine sauce. It would be a good thing that I am not informing you both that it is polar bear liver.
(Assuming that anthropology professor was not lying to me, polar bear liver is not only poisonous to the human system, but is pretty much untraceable as the cause of death. If he was lying to me, I will kill you both by dropping his corpse on you from a plane 20000 feet up. lol)
6,037 / 50,000
Okt 15, 2007 - 08 35
Only one way to kill a troll effectively.
Hack up the body into small parts, carefully avoiding the black ichor that oozes from the servered portions, then applying genrous amounts of fire as the tidbits begin to regenerate
50,165 / 50,000
Okt 15, 2007 - 08 44
Mmm, tidbits...I say that to my dogs when I have scraps of roast beef, or chicken.
*paints a random person with meat juices and locks them in a pit of hungry pitbulls*
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Okt 15, 2007 - 08 55
Candygram . . .
34,642 / 50,000
Okt 15, 2007 - 08 58
Avon Lady...
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Okt 15, 2007 - 09 41
Poor webtroll. An animalistic claw sweeps out, swiping him/her and throwing him/her to the ground before dragging this pour soul off to a large cave in Oregon, where he/she will serve as a breeder for a mountain full of Sasquatch....
M.
51,520 / 50,000
Okt 15, 2007 - 11 46
Well, GhiddyZ, I tried to warn you.
Blindfolded, I take them to the top of a tall building. I take them over to the edge, pull out a knife, and cut just deep enough to expose the entrails. Pulling them out, I choke them with it. I then kick them over the side.
(A similar method was actually used in Nefzaoui's "The Perfumed Garden"...except they were hung...but this one has been used before.)
34,642 / 50,000
Okt 15, 2007 - 14 01
Well I was fishing for "Land Shark"... (Get it? "Fishing" for a "Land Shark?")
But I suppose they will kill and eat me when they find I am not much of a breeder since I do not have the "mommy parts." That is a gruesome way to go. I will get you for that. ;)
8,976 / 50,000
Okt 15, 2007 - 15 16
I <3 that movie!!!
Where's Mongo when you need him?
71,227 / 50,000
Okt 15, 2007 - 15 21
This is hilarious. Someone kill me!!! LOL.
2,796 / 50,000
Okt 15, 2007 - 15 59
Theres only one productive way to kill a munkie...
*Locks you up in my cage and repeatedly pour enormous quantities of lead-based mascara into your eyes and tests sulfuric-acid lotions on random patches of skin until you develop *RAGE* and become a rampaging zombie munkie*
Ah, I feel better... nothing like killing a munkie to release the agony of a bad work day... ;)
LizzyB
50,007 / 50,000
Okt 15, 2007 - 16 06
Bwahaha! >=D
Takes a pair of scissors, opens them, then stabs each end into your both of your eyes. Slowly closes them.
50,165 / 50,000
Okt 15, 2007 - 17 32
*pulls a Dahmer-gives you alcohol laced with sleeping pills, then pours muriatic acid into your brain while you're unconcious*
52,456 / 50,000
Okt 15, 2007 - 19 05
Walks in an sees you pouring muriatic acid into someones brain, and decides that you are unsuccessfully attempting a trepanning. Shows you the correct way, where you promptly die from having all the demons let out of your skull
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Okt 15, 2007 - 20 40
Knocks you unconscious and covers you in honey. Then releases a jar of Driver ants on top of you.
52,456 / 50,000
Okt 15, 2007 - 20 44
Wakes up to find self covered in ants. Of the biting varity.
I'm been bitten worse than this! some of my best friends are Vampires! Releases a Pack of Irish Wolf Hounds onto your trail, only to find and eat you. >=D
50,165 / 50,000
Okt 16, 2007 - 06 36
*picks you up and stuffs into an airtight container, with no airholes*
>_< Story in the newspaper this morning-someone stuffed a cocker spaniel into such a container and left her outside the ASPCA office. She suffered before she died, poor dog.
34,642 / 50,000
Okt 16, 2007 - 07 30
Well, now that I have reported you to the Department of Redundancy Department... (airtight container with no air holes?) :)
*strikes you with a metal stave in the L4-L5 section of your spine, paralyzing you*
Oh we are not done yet...
*covers you in honey and releases the bees before letting loose the rabid ferrets*
16,374 / 50,000
Okt 16, 2007 - 08 39
This thread is highly amusing! I was going to try to write Chick Lit next year, just for kicks and giggles, but now I think I'll try my hand at some horror. Maybe I'll write a novel that's both. Successful 32-year-old woman working for a publishing company in NYC is infected by a flesh-eating zombie virus that transforms all her fashionista friends into flannel-wearing, brain-eating hicks.
Hey, it could work....