75th hour
grammar zip, logic nada
my sleep typing sucks
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Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine so I may wet my mind and say something clever. --Aristophanes.
Sigrun |
Suck Haiku |
 50,042 / 50,000 Joined: Okt 12, 2006
Location: Chesterfield, VA Posts: 31
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Nov 4, 2007 - 09 48 |
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50,254 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2007 - 10 36
Characters sleeping
----------Story just a bunch of words
Sound of head to desk
Due:
Essays: 2
RP Posts: 3
Plot:
Developing
Insanity: holding steady
50,778 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2007 - 11 33
December edit?
----------How can I re-read this crap?
Edit by "delete."
http://50korbust.blogspot.com/
51,644 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2007 - 12 06
No one's perfect but
----------My MC's dead in Scene Five.
I hit the bottle.
ScriptFrenzy Winner, 2007 - GoldMother
JulNo Winner, 2007 - Four Corners
AugNo Winner, 2007 - The Reckless
3,242 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2007 - 12 45
I don't have a plot-
My characters think I suck,
I just want to cry.
Everyone but me-
Has a very high word count,
Tell me why I suck.
I hate distractions-
But I get distracted-ed ,
Instead of writing.
(Illegal use of added syllable. I know. But, it's nano season; that's not something to care about.)
Instead of writing-
My really sucky nano,
I'm writing haikus.
Caffeine is my friend-
----------My plot bunnies got eated,
I'm left with no words.
50,042 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2007 - 13 01
So much for diet
----------Nano is here, mwa haa haa
drink cola and write
Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine so I may wet my mind and say something clever. --Aristophanes.
50,424 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2007 - 13 57
Logic has no place
In this tale anything goes
But why a dragon?
Yeah. My story ran away from me. o.O
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Ohnoes.
Screnzy '07: In Terms of Chemistry: 10k
NaNo '07: Rift Walkers: WON!!! *dance*
Screnzy '08: ?!?!?
NaNo '08: ???
"Sorry if this is weird but, do you like flying kites?"
50,010 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2007 - 14 33
My favorite thread has been revived!
Suck Haikus live on,
----------But my abominable
Novel is dead now!
Alissa @ Writing.Com
When you don't know what to write next, drink a glass of water!
19,843 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2007 - 14 39
As the macros say
all across the World Wide Web:
I IS MADE OF SUCK.
Old ladies and tea
flirting, school, and coffee shops:
You call this sci-fi?!
I dragged my mom in;
now she's doing NaNo too.
GOD! What have I DONE?
4:30 p.m.,
----------haven't typed a single word:
Stalling with haiku.
19,843 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2007 - 15 02
Forums, Nintendo,
TV, haiku, AIM:
I procrastinate.
And a haiku to each of my main characters:
London, how did you
End up with that absurd name?
Can't you just be "Jane"?
Sawyer, you're a jerk.
Were you a side character,
I'd just kill you off.
Sammi. Listen up.
I know that you're not British
So what's with the tea?
Poor sweet Tallulah.
----------I know that you've had it rough.
Love you, robot girl.
5,044 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2007 - 15 31
The Suck Haiku Thread,
my home here on the forums.
Oh, how I've missed you.
The haunting spectre
of my other commitments
eats up my resolve,
discouraging me
and making me succumb to
procrastination.
I should stop writing these
----------and devote my attention
to my poor novel.
2005 - The Way of the World - WON
2006 - Ascendancy - WON
2007 - Untitled - 5,044/50,000
15,711 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2007 - 15 39
Characters are evil
----------They will not act well today
Please someone help me.
--
Class of '09
I was in the park, wondering why frisbees get bigger and bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
50,093 / 50,000
Nov 4, 2007 - 19 15
The chocolate's gone.
Treat-o-rama where are you?
It's only day four.
Perhaps a quick trip
----------for Snickers and Oreos
is the wisest course.
wordcount widgets
63,907 / 50,000
Nov 5, 2007 - 09 59
Main Character, please
Develop a spine. Oh, and
personality.
Plot holes all over.
----------Random scenes not making sense.
Love/hate my Nano.
http://www.shyviolet.net
http://www.shyviolet.etsy.com
51,644 / 50,000
Nov 5, 2007 - 10 27
Doing better now.
----------MC came back from the dead;
Miracles happen.
ScriptFrenzy Winner, 2007 - GoldMother
JulNo Winner, 2007 - Four Corners
AugNo Winner, 2007 - The Reckless
55,361 / 50,000
Nov 5, 2007 - 11 05
pulled an all-nighter
to not fail philosophy;
ready to puke blood
no brainpower left
for the poor misbegotten
novel idea
I want my soul back
even the food is weeping
I am in despair.
104,000 / 50,000
Nov 5, 2007 - 11 21
Today is day five
----------Story going oddly well.
I am very scared.
First-time ScriptMo(?) 2008
Title: TeleCouriers, Inc
Genre: Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Comedy
Sort of Ayn Rand meets X-Men. But funnier. And different.
100,149 / 50,000
Nov 5, 2007 - 11 21
I have not written crap
This bad since I was sixteen.
Twenty-seven now.
My wordcount is fine.
But what a mess to clean up
when December comes.
It will probably
----------take until NEXT December
to make it suck less.
2004: Pushed from Grace - 81,600
2005: Untitled - 1500 (oops)
2006: Embers - 70,021
2007: The Last Guardian - 100,148
17,022 / 50,000
Nov 5, 2007 - 14 50
Page twelve of thirteen
I think you suck the most, dear
I truly hate you
Byron, Drusilla,
Clarence. Two-dimensional
puppets on paper
Rehearsal, moving,
cloudy skies, social outings
Equals lazy me
0 / 50,000
Nov 5, 2007 - 16 17
A humor novel?
This isn't even funny!
What am I doing?
654 / 50,000
Nov 5, 2007 - 16 45
Think how I feel
Stuck at zero for five days
I win at losing
57,721 / 50,000
Nov 5, 2007 - 18 22
Writing five days in
----------So easily distracted
Words come but slowly
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I bring the winds to free you from your hesitation
I call the storm to remind you what you are
My faith endures for the sake of something less and more in them
And so I bring the winds to echo in your heart.
-Windbringer, The Cruxshadows
3,242 / 50,000
Nov 5, 2007 - 19 28
The word count on my-
Haikus is bigger,
Than in my novel.
My word count thinks I-
Should just drop dead instead of,
Trying to win this.
I get distracted-
Easily. That is why I'm,
Writing haikus now.
Screw getting any-
Sleep. All you can do is write,
I miss my warm bed.
It's cold in my house-
There is a crack on my wall,
So I'm not writing.
I think I might kill-
----------My boyfriend for wanting to,
Talk in November.
50,048 / 50,000
Nov 5, 2007 - 19 49
My life is awful
----------But my word count is way up
Suffering pays off
When you get to the door and jump, say "Woo-hoo!" You can't have a bad time if you do.
-some skydiver, on skydiving (but it applies to NaNo, too)
50,048 / 50,000
Nov 5, 2007 - 19 51
What? No siggie line?
Mine is really great this year
Here, I will show you...
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----------When you get to the door and jump, say "Woo-hoo!" You can't have a bad time if you do.
-some skydiver, on skydiving (but it applies to NaNo, too)
When you get to the door and jump, say "Woo-hoo!" You can't have a bad time if you do.
-some skydiver, on skydiving (but it applies to NaNo, too)
57,721 / 50,000
Nov 5, 2007 - 19 55
Has a siggie line
----------In it quoted Cruxshadows
But does not appear
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I bring the winds to free you from your hesitation
I call the storm to remind you what you are
My faith endures for the sake of something less and more in them
And so I bring the winds to echo in your heart.
-Windbringer, The Cruxshadows
50,010 / 50,000
Nov 7, 2007 - 19 38
I don't believe in
----------My MC's ability
To tell this story
Alissa @ Writing.Com
When you don't know what to write next, drink a glass of water!
22,111 / 50,000
Nov 7, 2007 - 22 06
I can't figure out
The inciting incident
MCs hem and haw.
Never saw this thread...
The suck haiku are spiffy
But the sucking hurts.
16K last year
Like 9K so far this year
Doubt I can keep up.
My plot is so weird:
A geocaching thriller
Why DB Cooper?
16,877 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2007 - 20 52
Oh my freaking God.
Why did I decide this was
A good idea?
50,067 / 50,000
Nov 8, 2007 - 23 58
LoneThread, that was the best haiku I've ever seen. *worships*
I should be in bed,
I'm three thousand words behind,
Give me chocolate. Now.
I wish I had some
Soda. I wish I'd eaten
Dinner. Writing now.
Procrastinating.
----------Haiku is so much fun here.
I should be writing.
"It's like being dead, but with homework." -- Arthur
15,055 / 50,000
Nov 9, 2007 - 02 13
I am so behind
it worries me, though I hope
my words will prevail