This was a popular thread last year, so I'm reviving it. What crazy names for genetalia are you guys using in your NaNovel? And if you're not using any, why not start now? XP
For some people, they use it as a way to boost your word count! For others, it's a way to loosen up about your erotica scenes, and lessen the Embarrassed Factor by laughing about it! For everyone involved, it's just freaking hilarious.
The winner last year (for me, at least) was "purple-helmeted womb ferret". Can anyone top that?
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30,165 / 50,000
Nov 22, 2007 - 23 42
I'm always amused by the term, "gigglestick."
51,435 / 50,000
Nov 23, 2007 - 04 54
Tom Green on Weird Al had some good 'uns.
Mutton dagger, Old blind Bob,
Hanging Johnny, Fishing rod,
Tally wacker, Pocket rocket,
One eyed trouser trout,
Ding dong, Ankle spanker,
Pork sword, Engine cranker,
Hairy hot dog, Davy Cockett,
Let them all hang out!
Pet names for genitalia,
You know the girls think of 'em,
And you gotta love 'em!
Pet names for genitalia,
Theres always something silly
Of that little Willy!
Wang, Wahzoo, Weenie wacker,
Pecker, Pee Pee, Kidney cracker,
Heat seeking moisture missile,
Giggle stick, Love whistle,
Tube steak, Uncle Dick,
This is getting really sick!
I'm not through, There's ONE more,
PURPLE HELMET WARRIOR!
Buddies welcome, scripts discussed, etc :)
59,772 / 50,000
Nov 23, 2007 - 07 26
Mr. Happy
64,719 / 50,000
Nov 23, 2007 - 20 25
My MC is an alien squid-like being who has assumed human form. he refers to 'it' as his tentacle.
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Working Title: How to Have Fun With Only One Tentacle
Characters: more than I want to think about
Sanity: what's that?
Current wordcount 66,486
51,481 / 50,000
Nov 23, 2007 - 23 24
flesh rocket.
----------Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein
51,421 / 50,000
Nov 26, 2007 - 21 39
Mr Snake and his visit to Mrs Honeypot.
----------Odtaa: One Damn Thing After Another
50,626 / 50,000
Nov 26, 2007 - 23 23
The little man in a canoe.
(p.s. female genitalia)
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2007 NaNoWriMo novel: Uncovering Cathy [working title]
2006 NaNoWriMo novel: Radicalizing Lizzie *Winner!*
50,666 / 50,000
Nov 27, 2007 - 12 14
I'm most definitely NOT using these, but have seen before:
Porrige-gun (yeuck!), Lovenest (huh?), and honeypot (kind of cute, yet disturbing)
----------"Whatever you can do, or dream you can do, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic to it. Begin it now." -- Goethe
30,165 / 50,000
Nov 27, 2007 - 16 24
One-eyed purple yogurt thrower.
In case of a woman with a lot of children: clowncar
55,598 / 50,000
Nov 27, 2007 - 18 46
Bald headed one-eyed monk
50,269 / 50,000
Nov 29, 2007 - 00 08
From Hedwig and the Angry Inch, I present to you...
Little bishop in a turtle-neck.
----------2005: What Music They Make (crashed and burned)
2006: Kaimana (flaked away to nothingness)
2007: Easy Bruises (WON)
108,028 / 50,000
Nov 29, 2007 - 00 21
I always thought it was the little monk in a turtleneck!
The one that made me laugh was bearded oyster.....
43,432 / 50,000
Nov 29, 2007 - 05 03
I thought it was bald man in a boat.
----------Pervert's Paradise- 2007
43,432 / 50,000
Nov 29, 2007 - 05 17
If you like Star Trek: The Next Gen fanfiction, you must read this story for great use of euphemisms.
Heck, even if you don't like Star Trek, The Next Gen or Fanfiction. It's a pisser.
http://www.svpress.us/femmefuhqfest/round18/deannaloves.html
----------Pervert's Paradise- 2007
50,008 / 50,000
Dec 5, 2007 - 13 40
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
Now there's some messed up euphemisms for you, though these refer to sex in general...
----------2004-- Twilight of the Blind (Won!)
2005-- Untitled, with Imploding Tables (12k, damn you, WoW!)
2006-- Season of Shadow (20k, damn you, WoW!)
2007-- The Scarlet's Confession (To hell with it all, I'm writing WoW fan fiction. *bubblehearths*)
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Dec 29, 2007 - 14 15
A pocket rocket, with rocket sauce?
42,037 / 50,000
Jan 25, 2008 - 10 57
my personal favorite are manroot, penor, god's gift, and shama lama ding dong mostly because they sound funny
----------(except for god's gift which can be for either a guy or a girl and I thought I'd put it in here anyway... no pun intended)
NaNo 07: Seven Sins for Seven Sleepers
I AM the Original Function (and I want coffee)...
50,200 / 50,000
Jan 28, 2008 - 12 21
The staff editors of Ellora's Cave posted a "Thursday 13" list of "Eewy, Icky Euphemisms" on their blog, Redlines & Deadlines. The worst part is all of these come from actual submissions to Ellora's Cave. Some of them from the same submission!
http://redlinesanddeadlines.blogspot.com/2007/10/eewy-icky-euphemisms.ht...
Shayla
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Past Lies (2007 NaNo Novel), Ellora's Cave, Available now
Longing For Eternity, Ellora's Cave, Available July 2nd
A Helping Hand, Ellora's Cave, Available Aug 27th
Keket's Curse, Kensington Aphrodisia, Jan 2009
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Feb 16, 2008 - 15 28
That's one of my favorite words. XD Except I call it a peenor, and occasionally a p33nor. Of course, that's lovingly ripping off Pete Wentz's p33n. XD
50,359 / 50,000
Feb 24, 2008 - 07 26
From "Varsity Blues": Purple-headed yogurt slinger.
Still makes me laugh