As a Muslim and a zombie in America, what would the conflicts be, besides human brains not being halal?
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| Hasenyager | Muslim Zombie Angst |
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As a Muslim and a zombie in America, what would the conflicts be, besides human brains not being halal? |
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Jan 28, 2008 - 18 32
Couldn't you just groan Bismillah before biting into the guy's cerebral cortex?
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Apr 22, 2008 - 02 51
A mummy would have trouble with his bandages when it came time to make the required ablutions and then actually get down on his knees to pray five times a day. This would require repeated arranging of bandages and maybe replacements.