I've been pretty real about my story, but the Busty Lesbian Pirate-Ninja Assassins are making a long-awaited appearance in what I hope will become one of history's most shamelessly over-the-top action sequences ever written into anything intended to be even remotely literary.
Make any sense? No? Crap, I should learn how to write....
Okay, basically, I need a stereotypical anime-fantasy girl death squad. So far, I have Sophie the Princess of Knives, Jessie the Kung-Fu Legend, Lucy the Over-Sized-Crossbow Expert, and Stacy, Wielder of the Scariest Goddamn Sword Ever Made. How can I make them, you know.... even more deadly-ish? No magic, but ungodly weapon or fighting talents are highly encouraged.
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"He blew his nose with the air of a man who had received an affront to his dignity." -- Dostoevsky
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Nov 19, 2009 - 22 01
Hmm...
I present to you Emma, the Wielder of the Staff of Legends. Or something like that
You could also have a clerical/monkish type girl. Something like Victoria, I guess. Old-sounding. Not magical, or anything, probably like your kung-fu girl, just with a different style. Or she could use brass knuckles to fight with. That would be totally different style of fighting. I think. Not too sure about the hand-to-hand combat.
Anything like that help?
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Nov 20, 2009 - 06 57
You need someone who wears a blindfold or is otherwise blind.
And then to make them the most badass of the lot, you know, the kinda gal, who steps nonchalantly through a mob of her enemies, quietly says 'all your base are belong to us' (or the appropriate equivalent) while the mob slowly drop to the floor, dead.
Or something
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Nov 20, 2009 - 07 37
Here, have Ariel, the Grandmaster of the Fighting Fan, and Andraseka, Possessor of the Knowledge of the Eighty-Two Holds (Even the Really Dangerous One) of Pinky Wrestling.
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Nov 20, 2009 - 08 41
You need one who wears claws, and one who uses a spear.
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Nov 20, 2009 - 10 04
You could also have a clerical/monkish type girl. Something like Victoria, I guess.
How about Emmanuel the Staff-Wielding Monk/Nun of Death?
How could I forget blind chick?! Nice!
Fighting fan = must, thank you! Ariel's in the gang. Andraseka will have to settle for being the Great and Wise Sensei.
Claws? Check. Spear? Check. .... then again, why make them different people? Meet Kerry, Master of the Taloned Spear! ----------
"He blew his nose with the air of a man who had received an affront to his dignity." -- Dostoevsky