Synopsis: Title? I don't need no stinkin' title!

The north and south pole switch places. While this is happening, the planet is demagnetized, causing everyone on it to lose their memories and revert to being non-verbal creatures ruled by the needs to eat, eliminate, and sleep. The day is saved when those people who have disappeared into the bermuda triangle are kicked out of it, retaining their knowledge of human existence.

there's also aliens, audio steganalysis, romance, and a character may write a nano novel of their own.