Synopsis: The fantastic idea showroom.

Bunbir Teppit has never seen a human. He's never seen our planet.
He has, however, heard our broadcasts.
Enthralled by the idea of the planet earth, where Giants battle Eagles in the war-torn country of Sports, where new solutions to all our chopping and dicing needs are proposed daily, and where secret government plots are unraveled by plucky young heroes and dashing female sidekicks, he arrives ready to film the greatest documentary in history.

Unfortunately for him, he finds that the planet in question is somewhat... Well, boring.

Now it's up to hard nosed skeptic Julia Rankin and explosion-happy film director Vance Roeker to rescue Bunbir, his studio, and a planet or two if they've got the time.