Synopsis:

I worked in a bookstore for three long years, and in that time I shelved a lot of romance novels. I have never been one for romance novels myself, but I always had a good time giggling at the crazy titles and half naked women on the cover. So for this NaNo, I decided a good way to get my "romance novel shelving" angst out would be to write the ultimate cliche'd romance novel. Royalty, pirates, vampires, kidnappings and, of course, lots of ripped bodices.

The strange thing is it's kind of making me want to read romance novels now.