The God Squad
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Hampshire Constabulary
Romsey Road
Winchester

Letter of Recommendation

To Whom It May Concern:

It is my recommendation that you do not offer any form of employment to Edward James Newbolt.

In the brief time I have known this young man, he has proven himself to be reckless, irresponsible and totally disrespectful of the law.

That he does not currently have a criminal record, I can attest only to his unfeasibly good fortune and cunning, deceptive nature.

With regards

Aaron Neville Phelps
Inspector, Hampshire Constabulary.