I Just Might Do Something Drastic
an excerpt

He was the hottest guy I had ever seen. The sleeves of his long sleeved golf shirt were rolled up to the elbows, making the uniform look much less uniform-like and more casual. His hair was a dark brown-almost-black and was long, flaring at the jaw line. And his eyes were a deep blue that wasn’t as blue as to creep you out. He had a kind of ‘boyish’ look (as only a few boys do, really, but I mean something different than “He looks male”). His overall look was mix between Josh Hutcherson and Daniel Radcliffe. I couldn’t take my eyes off of him. That is, until Leah helped me up from behind and stepped into my line of vision.

“Are you okay?” she asked. “That was a pretty bad fall you had.”

“Ya-huh, fine,” I said distantly, trying to look as if I wasn’t trying to peek over her shoulder to see the hot guy.
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SUMMARY: Wednesday Antoine Bon Jovi's life is far from the average fourteen year old girls life. She's named after a character on the Adams Family and her last name is the same as a famous musician. Her seven year old sister, Sybil, is a woolly mammoth. Her father is a man who thinks everyone wants to be lectured. Her mother is slighty psychotic. And on Halloween she meets the most mucho gorgeous guy of life who's already got a girlfriend: Gladys, her mortal enemy. And worse of all, she's got a pimple above her top lip that resembles a second nose and an exotic case of herpes.