A Tale to be Told
an excerpt

Author's note: (me =)

This is a work of FICTION only. I may inspire myself with MY life, but no one's involved, it's a story, not a biography. =)
Beware of funny bits!! =D

Of we go!!

The Story:

Im sitting in my house, its very early - only six in the morning.
I was woken by that stupid neighbour and his music.
He has a party every 2 days or more.
I yelled at him through the attic window - where i sleep- and he yelled back; "Oh, hi!!"
Despairing..
He's 52 by the way.
Not quite a young man now, why can' t he rest?
So, im sitting, looking at the tv screen, which is still not working, by the way.
I try to switch on the computer and it bleeps, flashes blue, and shuts down..
Well, i'll just..sit.

Really, what is the point of living like this?
I go to bed, I get woken early, nothing works... and I haven't even started school yet... now that's the worst part of my days.
Even on weekends, where I have tons of homework, and stupid visits to my Great Aunt.

Well, last week, when I went, guess what she did???

hugged so tight I couldn't breathe and asked me if it was my birthday soon.
I said; "yeah, sure, on the 12th, next month"
And she said: "growing older aren't yooouuuu!!, (in a soppy way) Ill get you something special for your 11th birthday!!!"

What's so bad about that, you ask?

I'll be 15 next month.

FIFTEEN!!

Hello, thats , like, 4 years older than what she thinks!!
Tomorrow is Saturday, you'd think, "great, a lie in!!!"
Heck no, my mum wakes me at 8, off to jog in the freezing park for 30 min, have brekky at a café (at least I get a good breakfast) and then i cant go back to bed!!!

I have to do my homework, wash my hair (that's not too bad) and then, I have free time on the computer- which doesn't work.
At 9:30 my mum wakes my brother , he's 8, and I have to play with my my sister (she's 3 and wakes at 6ish, 7ish)

As Im thinking about all this, the phone rings.
It's 6 oclock for goodness sake!!
Im not answering.
"Answer the phone someone!!" yells my parents from upstairs.
Fine.
"Hello?
_hi, bye!!"

Stupid prankcallers...

I prank call, sometimes, but why would I get up to call someone at six??
I wonder if people use their brains...
Im hungry now.
There's no more bread...
Ill just make an egg.

"what's that smell!!??" yells my mum.
I tell her its eggs and she starts muutering to my dad about ; "look at how mad your daughter is!"

Will my family ever understand me?
I doubt it.
They will probably throw a party when I leave the house.
And turn my room into a studio or something.

Well, anyway, today is still a good day, last day, no school tomorrow...

The only thing is that I have Drama, and my drama teacher has flu, we have a really stupid 'supply' , she's a maths teacher at normal times.
she understands nothing about Drama, so she just makes us read books out loud, without acting, it's the most boring thing on Earth!!!

I also have art, and the teacher is a ratbag!!
Sorry about the words i'm using but seriously, they deserve it!!
I've always wondered why I started writing a diary.

Im really scared my mum will find it one day, that would be the worst day of my life!!

Actually, it wouldn't, because she would go on about it for weeks and weeks!!
And, when my sister starts to read she might find it too!!

Thinking about this is depressing.
I think im just going to take a bath, get dressed and go school.
yes, ill do that.
So, goodbye Diary.

* * * *

Hello.
I'm back.
It's 4 pm, i've just had tea.
Im kinda happy cos...

Its..

the..

WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!

Woohoo yay lalalala!!!
I know tomorrow will be really annoying but at least I have no school!!

I wish it were the holidays for goodness sake.
Then I can go spend the week at my cousin's house, she lives in the Alps.
She takes me skiing!

I don't think i'll be allowed to go this year though.
My mother wants us all to go Spain, in december (december in spain- whats the point?!) and see the sights or whatever.
I don't really want to go, not in winter, you see.
I'd rather go skiing.
Before the snow all melts thanks to global warming.
poor polar bears!!

Im totally into anti global warming action this year!!
definitely.
My slogan?
Save the Polar bears!!
I'd fancy a super protest on the street, banners, boards saying save us save our world, us yelling save the-
ok, ok, that's a bit over the moon but still, I need people to know they need to act!!
Though no one's gonna read this diary so why am I bothering to write this?
In 300000000000000000000 thousand years, this book will be in a museum saying: 'diary from the melting age'!!
I've got too much imagination.
That's what my reports said last year.
But this year is MY year!!

Im gonna be serious, do my homework, , get a life..
Last year I had a really crap year.
Loads of my friends left, or changed class, or just stopped being my friends.
Too smart for them york york!
I like that word.
york.
Gosh I am so random.
My friend told me that already, but she finds it funny.
york york.
I'd better write something interesting if I want this diary to be famous one day.
Anne Frank's one was.
But hers told a story about camps.
Mine is only about me...
And global warming!!!
Well, sort of.

Im going to have to tidy my room before the end of the day.
It' s a challenge from my friend.
Finish my room in one afternoon.
I'll try after watching my fave tv program.

* * * * * * * * * * *

Uh...

Well..
I nearly finished, but not quite, so I suppose I didn't win the challenge.
Oh well, i'll just finish it today or tomorrow...
Or after..

Im going to bed.

* * * * *

Sorry I skipped a day.
School's over now, it's Monday today, I've just had a bath, and today was a loooong day!!
School was the worst, as all mondays.
Then, we went town, I bought some earrings, with some nail polish, but it took longer than just saying it!
We also bought boring things like toothbrush and soap and stuff.
I'm wearing the new earrings right now, they are butterfly shaped, three pairs, im wearing the green ones.
Im kinda nervous cos I need to write 50 000 words before the 30th.
It's the 26th.
I've done 1000.
That's not even a quarter.
Or even a fifth!!
If I want to win I need to write 9000 today, 10000 tomorrow, and the next and the 30th before midnight.
I go to bed before that anyway so I have limited time.
Im at school in the day, so I don' have much hours to write, and i'm not very inspired at some times of the day.
Like now, but then again it's a diray so I just write what I do.
The thing is I don't write much.
Oh yeah, In need 50000 words cos of a bet with my friend.
She bet me to write a novella, and thats one.
Well, not my diary yet, but how long it has to be.
I would love to finish the word count or even pass it, but it's very hard.
Especially as for the first part of the month I didn't write anything.
Zilch.

I'm trying to catch up now.
I hope you don't think im talkining rubbish!!
You shouldn't be reading this anyway, it's a diary!!
Go away now, I want peace and quiet

* * * * * * * *

aaah....
I've just had 30 minutes of blissful internet roaming, on my favourite sites, without having to write!!

* * * * * *

Hiya, i'm back.
Today is Tuesday by the way.
I know, I know, I ought to write much more if I wanna get 50k!!

Id love to get more more more though!!
I would love to be proud of myself heh heh.
My mother is in a very foul mood, she spilled tea all down her new white top.
Should have filmed it, it looked really hilarious, not like the usual 'spill wet hot coloured stuff on new top' gag.
She was actually screaming like a littel girl and then slammed the bathroom door, which broke the old rusty lock, which made dad angry, which....
Well, you get the picture.
And that's our average day.
Yells, screams, fights...
My younger siblings getting lippy to each other...
Whatever.
I sometimes strongly feel I am not part of this family whatsoever!!
I feel useless.
Ill tell you later.
How stupid am I, talking to a diary??

Ok, ok, im NOT gonna go off again for a day or two, or three..
I'll keep writing.
I need to anyway.
Yesterday something funny happened while I was in bed-funny peculiar, I mean, NOT something peculiarly funny york york.
I had a dream.
It WAS unusual, because it was the replay of the worst day of my life!!
Which i will not tell you about in case my brother finds this and reads and laughs and jokes and all that brother stuff.
Though i've written enough here to be humiliated for about a century.
Though in a century's time I shall be probably dead, Or I will have lost this.
Or, i will be too old to read.
I'll be blind or deaf or whatever happens when you are 115.
I am really talking rubbish now, I am supposed to be writing a diary of my life, and I rattling on about centuries and old people and arthritis..
No, wait- I didn't say arthritis.
Well, now I did.

Ok, i'm just not funny.
Though at school I am.
No, really!!
Seriously!
I really hate school, so I try make it interesting by joking around, which mostly annoys teachers.
It's because they have very little sense of humor.
Sometimes none at all.
They should not be allowed to teach!!
That's my point of view!

Maybe you don't agree but I am soooo not bothered!!
Everyone says that.
'Not botheeereeed!!'
I just like the sound of it;
Or; what-evaaaaa!!!
That's cool as well, niork niork.

(thats another word for york york by the way)

Since i'm here, id like to make apoint about school: There's NO point about it!!!
aaa aarrrr ghhh hh i'm getting hot in the face, im bursting to scream, buit i'll just write it down instead:
AAA AAR RRR RRR GGG GG GGH HH HH HH HH!!!!!!!!

I don't feel better at all.
I'm gonna scream.

Aaaaah, that felt goooood!!!
Though my mother yelled back : "what the heck are you doing maddo??"

I told her I was decompressing and maddo was not a word but she yelled back to shut up or she'll decompress me herself.
Threats threats threats...
She uses them all the time to get me to do stuff.

I lived in a cake.

Do you think that is a random sentence?
It is.
It's from a song called 'The llamma song'

I was once a treehouse.

It says that as well.

llama in a car
alarm a llamma
llamma duck!!!

that's a cool part of it.

I also like the egg song, you should listen to it.
(Though diaries do not have ears)

I am sooooooo bored, i'm just listening to the egg song
"oodle doodle"
"I love you egg egg"
"crack crack crack, chip a chip away your shell and come to me!!!!"
I like the flash viseo niork york.

You know, writing silly songs is not gonna help me get higher up the ladder.
I'd like to get a diary finished foer once, because i've never managed to before, i've always gotr less than halfay, then i was too lazy to continue.
(meh hands hurt after writing too much!!)
I hat English this year, we have to write so much, read bioring things so much, discuss boring things so much too.
It's very hard to understand.
Especially the story :

"Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde"
Do you know it?
It's very hard to understand as it's kinda old.
Victorian times.
When there were filthy rich and devastatingly poor people, and the rich didn't care about the poor.

Lots of people are selfish like that.
I think selfish people need to wake up to the other people, and see that they could be in a similar situation.

I hate selfish peole.
Hmm, hate is a strong word.
Fine, I dislike them.

I made a story in English, for Creative writing.
Wanna read it?
It's called The assassin.

Here goes:

uh..
I don't have my english book.
Just went to look for it and remembered it's at school.
Well, for next time!

I sorta like creative writing, it's just imagination.
What i'm doing right now is creative!!

Not all of it though, only the parts about myself, but I still have to word it out.
It's harder to write poems though, especially rhyming ones.
But they are not always the best.

Non ryhming ones are good too.
Because they can really tell a story but in a deep meaningfull way.
Or so I feel.

I once saw a woman with a dog, and she was carrying it all over the place, it inspired me to make an essay about exercises, because the poor dog was really unhealthy.
I find it abominable that owners cannot look after their pets properly.
They should not be allowed to have one.

I wanted to really yell at that hag!

Im maybe a bit too harsh?
Im sort of, when I see things like that.
I am a animal lover, yes yes yes!
I have two cats, a puppy, two birds and 30 fishy fish.
So, thats 35 animals!!
Even though the fish count as one as it's an aqaurium.
It doesn't move, and they are little.
They're tropical fishy fishies.
Lodas of colours, and if I wake at night I go to see them, cos it's lighted up and they sort of keep me company.
I love animals for their company too.
They don't ask annoying questions, just do their life, and give you friendship if you deserve it.
Only IF.

Here's a story I wrote a year ago ( a short story):

It was an afternoon in June, and Chan was sleepily reading.
It was the last day of half term, forty eight more days till summer hols....
Chan wished she had a friend who lived closer to her.
All her friends lived quite far, she had to take a bus to see most of them.
There was only one girl she REALLY liked.
Her name was Laetitia but she recently moved to Dallas.
They emailed each other but it just wasn't the same...

Chan really wanted another friend, one she could trust, and visit, laugh and cry with...
Someone she could rely on, just like Laeti had been...

She dropped her book and went over to her window.
"Nothing ever happens here..."she thought, a little sadly.

But just then, a removal van parked itself in her street.

A girl about her age came out, and two boys.
The boys were pushing and shoving each other as play.
Th girl was just following her parents up the street.

They stopped at number 28.
Chan lived at number 22.

She was quite interested, as the girl looked about the same age as her.

She decided she would visit her as soon as she could.

Chapter 2

The next day, straight after Lunch, Chan ran over to number 28.
As she rang the doorbell, she suddenly felt nervous.
The door opened. It was the girl.
"Hello?" she asked.
"Um...hi, I'm Chan Keelia and...I saw you moving in so...I thought I'd pop over..."
"Uh...thanks...I was so sad to leave my friends behind..."
She looked hopefully at Chan.
"Well...that's great cos I need a friend too!!!" answered Chan
"Wow !Thanks! I was so scared to go to school tomorrow, you could come with me!
Oh, by the way, my name is Kimaya.
Er... shall I call you Chan or Keelia?"
"Well...my friends usually call me Keelia but my best friend calls me Chan, she's in Dallas now."
"I think Chan suits you better, it goes with your long, black hair!"

Chapter 3

Kimaya and Chan talked for about ten more minutes, but then Kimaya had to go and help her mum finish tidying.

As Chan got home, her mum immediately noticed how happy she looked, compared to the past few weeks.
"Something smells good!!" said Chan.
"I'm happy to see you so good humoured!" said her mum, smiling.
"I've got a new friend" she answered.
She sat in the kitchen as her mum baked brownies.

"Mum?" she asked.
-"hmmm...?
-How would you feel if...like...you just moved, and a girl comes to talk to you?
-Well...happy? Yeah, happy probably.
-Okay..."

Chan ran up to her bedroom and started to write in her diary.
It only had one sentence:
'I feel so much better'

Chapter 4

Holidays were over.
Chan regretfully left her bed, still half asleep.
As she snapped back from dream to reality, she remembered she had promised Kimaya to pick her up at 8:30am.
She checked her watch.
"How can it be 8am already?" she wondered, amazed.
Though she HAD gone to bed a bit late...
She hurriedly got dressed, ate breakfast, did hair etc....

It was now 8:25.
Time to leave!!!

"See ya mum!" she cried out, banging the door as she left the house.
"Your keys!!!" her mum asked. Too late Chan had left in such a hurry!!
DING DONG!
This time, it was one of Kimaya's brother who opened the door.
"Yes?"
A voice rang out from inside the house.
"It's for me, Taj! I'm coming Chan!"
She rushed out of the house, shouting goodbye to her family.
"I'm finally going to see what my new school looks like!"
she said, out of breath.

Chapter 5

Whispers in the playground.
"Who's she?"
-"Look at that girl!
-Some long hair, man.
-Look at her!!
-Look, Chris, a girlfriend for you!!
-Aww, shullup, I don't even know her!!"

Kimaya was glad she wasn't alone.
She was very nervous, she still didn't know what form she would be in.
"Hey, Chan, what form are you in?" she asked.
"I'm in 8RL, my form tutor is Ms R." she made a face.
"and I hate her sooo much!"

They walked into the building.
As they approached the head of year 8's office, a voice boomed out.
"Hiya, are you NEW?!"
It was Frank, the school bully.

Chapter 6

The bully was standing there, staring at Kimaya with big brown eyes, overlapped by dark eyebrows, narrowed down to show his meanness.
Kimaya stared right back at him.
"Get lost" she said, quietly but loud enough to be heard.
Franck turned red.

"I'll...I'll get you back for this!!" he shouted, and ran to his gang of morons.
Kimaya looked quite amazed.
"I...I made him GO!!" she stammered.
Then she burst out laughing.

"Did you see his FACE!!???" she asked.
"yeah, he looked like he had seen an alien!! He was lost for words!!!" answered Chan.

They made their way to the library.

Franck was there.

"Hello boffin!" he said.
"Oi, Chan, how can you make friends with dirt!!??"

They walked on, and as they went past Franck, Kimaya stuck out her foot and....BOMP!!!

The bully was on the floor, looking as silly as a sausage and very ashamed!!!

Chapter 7

Franck looked at Chan.
He looked at Kimaya.
He slowly got up, blushing fiercely.
And then...he ran away!!

Everyone around cheered.
His friends quickly walked off, ashamed too.
Everyone carried Kimaya and Chan around the building, cheering.
They saw Franck and barged straight into him.
There was about 20 people!!
Frank fell over and started howling, tears dripping down his fat face.
He got up, and, looking one last time at the group, he fled to another part of the playground.
They all started laughing and couldn't stop.
A teacher came by.
"Why are you making so much noise, and why are you carrying-"she looked at Chan and Kimaya.
"-those two girls?"
They quickly put down the two girls and the boys went to play football.
The girls split up into friend groups and went off.
Chan and Kimaya stayed.
"Well...I guess he'll be leaving us now!" said Chan.
"I hope so..."was Kimaya's answer.

Chapter 8

School was over.
Kimaya and Chan walked home, and when they arrived near Chan's house, they kept on talking about school and stuff.
"So what was your other schools name?" asked Chan
"I used to go to Greys Primary, and then to Field Secondary" answered Kimaya
They left each other and went home.
Chan made herself a peanut butter sandwich and Milk and watched T.V for a while.
She was glad to have a friend near her house, now she could see her easily...
Later on Chan went to Kimaya's house to do some homework.
After they talked a bit and went to the park.
"Do you sometimes want to be back in your old house?" asked Chan
"....hmmm...yeah, sometimes...it depends.." said Kimaya
They went home, both full of thoughts.

Chapter 9

There was only two days left until the summer holidays.
Chan was not in school, it was too hot so she had stayed at home.
Being the last week, school was optional.
Some people were already on holiday.

Kimaya was leaving in three days.
She was spending her holidays in France.
Chan was bored.
She had been on the computer all day and wanted to play out, but not alone.
She sighed.

She knew outside would be hot but inside was...boring.
Oh well....might as well get a bit of sunshine...
She went to ask her mum, leaving the computer.

Chapter 10

"Mum???Muuuuum!!"
"I'm here, for goodness sake stop shouting Chan!!!"
"Mum, can I go outside? I’m bored..."
"Ok...ok, go and let me finish this cake."
"You never told me you was baking a cake!! Is it for tea? Dessert?"
"No, it's for your dad's friends tomorrow, he’s taking it to a meeting."
"Hm.......not fair...ok see ya, I'll go park yeah?"
"Ok, ok."

Chan left.
As she stepped out the door she got hit by the wave of heat.
"Oh well, she thought, might as well just go."
She bought a coke and headed to the park
* * * * *
Meanwhile, at Kimaya's...
"Mum?! MUM!!!?" Kimaya asked
"Yes?" answered mum
"Can I go to the park?
"Ok, be home before six o’clock"

Kimaya left home too.
She bought a pepsi, and headed to the park.
There, she met Chan, who was sitting on the grass, drinking her coke.
"Hi Chan"
"Huh? Oh, hi!"
They talked for a while, and went for a walk.
"I’m so HOT!" said Kimaya
"Yeah, wanna go swimming?"
-I would...but..
-You need ...permission?
-Yeah....
-Phone home?
-Okay...

( Bip bip bip bip...)
"Mum?
Can I go swimming with Chan?
Er...yeah..
Huh?
Ok
Yeah, mum
Ok, see ya"

"So..?" asked Chan
"I can, but I have to use MY money..."
"At least you can go!"
"Yup"

So...they went!!
Aaaaand, they had a fun time...until...

Chapter 11

A scream rang out in the swimming pool.
All heads turned and....
They saw a girl going under, under, under water....in the 6 metre bit!!!
The attendant dived into the pool, swam strongly under and came up with...nothing.
"what happened, what happened!!!???" people cried out.
"where's my DAUGHTER!?" shouted a lady

The man looked very pale and embarrased.
She...she...got kidnapped!" he said
"WHAT!!!" shouted the lady
"HOW?!" she asked
People started running to the exit, trying to find the girl.
The lady looked at the attendant, and...fainted with shock

"Quick!!!" shouted the attendant.
"get HEEELP" he yelled

People ran to get other people, it all resulted in a big tumble and more people got hurt.
Finally, the ambulance and the police arrived.

"So just what happened exactly?" asked officer Prune

Chapter 12

Officer Prune looked severely at the attendant.
"um...well, you see....um....this girl....uum....she um....she...she got ...um...kid....kidnapped...um.....yeah..."
"And did you do anything, didn't you go after the kidnapper???!! barked the officer
The attendant blushed, visibly feeling very awkward.
"I....I dived to find...her...but...but...um...she...she was...was...um...gone...um...yeah..."
Officer Prune sighed exasperated.
"Take him to the police station!" he said sharply.
"wh-why!!?" asked the bewildered attendant.
Prune ignored him completely.

Chan looked at Kimaya.
"well....I wonder what's going to happen to the girl..." she said.
"hmmm...yeah..." answered Kimaya

They went home, feeling quite...peculiar
"what's the matter?" asked Chan's mum when she saw her.
Chan told her what had happened, and her mum was shocked.
"well!! I don't think you should go swimming there anymore!!" she said.

Chapter 13

Chan was lying on her bed, thinking.
She was thinking about what had happened only 2 hours ago, the kidnapping.
The girl was only 11, as her mum had said on T.V.
Chan and Kimaya were on the news, too.
They were in the background, and then they had been interviewed.
Her, Kimaya, her mum, her dad and ...her cat (lol) had all watched the news, to see Chan and Kimaya.

DING DOOOOONG!!!

"I'll get it!" shouted Chan, rushing to the door.
It was the postman.
"I've got a package for you" he said
"me, or my parents?" asked Chan
"well...it says Chan on top!!" he answered, grinning.
"oh..thanks"

She went to her room, and started undoing the paper.
A box appeared.
She opened it.
Inside was a small collection of cat figures, ready to paint, and special paint.
A note read:

<<"Dear Chan,

I hope you are well and not too lonely,
I have sent you this, I know you love cats, and painting.
There are more to collect, I will send them as soon as possible
Much love,

Kamika">>

Kamika was Chan's eldest cousin.
She was 25 and had a 3 year old girl called Kalisha and a 1 year old boy named Miskel.
She had unusual names but Chan thought they were lovely.
Chan put the box in her special drawer and went downstairs.

Chapter 14

Later on Chan went to Kimaya's house, they talked about the girl again.
"I guess....it could have happened to anyone really..." said Kimaya.
Chan nodded.
A few hours later, back at home, Chan decided to write to Kamika, saying all that had happened so far.
************
The holidays were over.
Lots had happened.
Chan's mum was 7 months pregnant, and Kimaya had a new pet dog.
Chan was going to get a kitten and Kimaya's brothers had a new hamster.

And...Chan and Kimaya were starting year nine...
So, since the beginning of this story, Chan had learnt lots of stuff.
You can always find a friend somewhere.
You have to be ready to be a good friend.
And your friends will always be there in your heart, no matter what.

The End (of the friendship story, not my diary!!)

I wrote this in about a week because I wrote only a part a day.

There's a sequel to that, read it here:

Hello readers!!!
Maybe some of you have read 'A New Friendship'!!
Well, this is still about Chan and Kimaya, but-
they have now grown a bit!!

Characters:

Chan: Most of you know her, she is now fifteen, year ten
Her full name is Chan Keelia.

Kimaya: She is fifteen , year ten, she can speak french and has two lil brothers.

Taj: Kimaya's brother, he is now ten he has a hamster called Peanut which he shares with his lil brother.

Toni: Kimaya's and Taj's brother, he is now five, he has a hamster called Peanut which he shares with Taj.

Peanut: The hamster.

Lucky: Kimaya's dog

Dan Jay: He is one and a half, he is Chan's brother.

Pandore: Chan's kitten

Cleo: The family's cat

VOILA!!!

Are you ready for Part One??
Driiiiiiiiiiiiiiing driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

"I'll get it!" shouted Chan
-"hello?
-Oh, hi, it's Kimaya
-hiya
-how's Dan?
-fiiine...
-um, I just wanted to say hello...
-k, bye then
-bye" said Chan

"who was it?" asked Chan's mum
"Just a friend" she answered.
"fwend!" said Dan.

Chan laughed
That evening, Dan was trying to climb on the living room table.
He fell off and started laughing.
"Boum!" he said
"Danny Dan!! Can you stop please honey!?" said his mum.
" Dan-Dan hungwy" he said
"yes, we are eating in a few minutes" his mum replied
Dan Jay went to his room, and started looking at his kiddy books.

Chan went downstairs.
"Mu-um!" she said
"What?"
"Dan went in my room AGAIN!!!"
" He's only little, he didn't break anything!"
Chan stomped off, shouting: "Yes he DID!"

Her mum sighed and went to take a pie out of the oven.

Dan came down again.
"Dan-Dan hungwy mummy!"
He rubbed his eyes.
" hmm... I think you are also very tired!!"
"Come on let's eat, CHAAAN!!! Dinner!!"

Dan only ate a little bit before sliding down from his chair.
" Danny Sweepy" he said
His mum took him to bed.
Goodnight..
It was morning.
Chan sleepily got up to go to school and then remembered it was Saturday.
"Cool.."she went downstairs as she was already woken up anyway.
She looked at the clock.
6:30 am!!!!
"Oops...I hope I didn't wake anyone..."
She poured some cereals and...realized the milk was finished.
"Great....now what?"
She looked in the cupboards but she couldn't find anything suitable for breakfast.

Chan flopped down on a chair, sighing.
She heard a little noise.
It was her kitten, miaowing to be fed.

"Lucky you, YOU can eat..."
She gave her the food and waited till the shops opened.
Chan woke up.
She had fallen asleep whilst waiting for the shops to open.
She looked at her watch.
7:30!!
She had slept for an hour!!
But the shops were still shut...
Chan went outside for a few minutes.
She looked at the street and saw something shining.
She went over to it.
It was a £1 coin!!!

"Great!" thought Chan, happily

She went back to the house and saw Jay (her lil brother)
Hiya Dan!!
"me Jay!!"
"You have TWO names Dan!!"
"Dan-Dan?"
"No, Dan Jay!!"

Her lil brother looked a bit confused.
Chan explained
"When you were born we gave you a name and a middle name!!
Like me!!
I'm Chan Keelia, You are Dan Jay!!"

"Jay-Jay hungwy! he said.
"Erm..where's your food..?" Chan asked
" Cubad!!"
"The cupboard, thanks!"
"Kiya!! Kiya!!"
Chan woke up to see her brother calling her name.
"Whaddya want...?"
"Mummy want Kiya!"
Chan walked upstairs reluctantly
"Yes Mum?"
"Could you go and buy this?"
She handed her a list.
"K, mum, see ya."
She took the money and went.
It was 8:20
A little newsagents was opened, and she went inside and bought:

Milk, biscuits, a bounty, a stamp for France.
"Why France?" Chan wondered
She went home just in time to hear the phone ring.
"Hello?"
-"Oh hi Chan, can I come to your house this afternoon?
-Yeah, sure, lemme ask my mum, I won't be a minute.
She came back a few seconds later.
-Yeah, you can come round 2 O’clock
-Great!! Thanks!!
-Oki, see ya!!
-byaaa!

Chan suddenly seemed to notice the rubbish lying around the living room.
She quickly went round picking up papers, empty plates and a cup still half full with mouldy tea.
"Phew!!"

She went up to her room-a mess.
She spent the next two hours, picking up, sweeping, hoovering, washing, and making the bed.
Then she cleaned her window and put all her dirty clothes into the laundry bag.

"Honey, it's only Kimaya, not the Queen!" said her mum
"Oh MU-UUUUM!!!! I can't let her see MESS!!"
"Fine! You are tidying!"

Her mum went down to make lunch.
At exactly 1:56, the doorbell rang.
As you might have guessed (which I hope you did otherwise..!) it was Kimaya.
She went up with Chan to her room, and Dan Jay followed.
They talked for ten minutes then Chan went to answer the phone.
While she was gone, Dan Jay ran around and knocked accidentally into Chan's bookshelf, making a book fall out.
It fell down open, cover up.
It was Chan's Diary
Kimaya picked it up and closed it.
Just as she was closing it, Chan came in.
She looked at Kimaya.
-"Wha-what the-!!!
-No, it's not what you think Chan!!
-Shut up!! I DO think, actually I KNOW, that you are going to LEAVE MY -HOUSE!!!!
-But-
-LEAVE!!!!
-FINE!!!! You..YOU-
-LEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAVEEE!!" Chan roared.
She left.
Kimaya went home, fuming with anger.
Why couldn't Chan listen to her!?!?
What was her problem!?!?
When her mum asked her why she was home so early, she just said: "I was bored"
Her mum had a feeling something was wrong, but she decided to let Kimaya tell her in her own good time.

Meanwhile at Chan's, Chan was sitting on her bed, very angry and frustrated.
How can Kimaya be such a...spy!!!
Looking at her private things!!
Just then Dan-Jay came in, and Chan softened a little.
Most of the time she really liked her brother.
"Hi Dan" she said
"kimya no read diawy" he said
"whaaaat!!?? She didn't read it!!??" Chan looked at her little brother closely.
"anyway, she might have if I hadn't come in!! Otherwise why did she have it!!"

Dan Jay went back downstairs leaving Chan to think how horrible Kimaya was.
***In School***

Chan glared at Kimaya before sitting down in her usual seat.
Kimaya stared back angrily and sat down next to her unwillingly.
Chan started doodling on a peice of paper.
She started by drawing a stick girl reading.
Chan added a name: Kimaya.
She showed her and added the words 'sneak' and 'traitor'
Lastly, Kimaya's ex-friend wrote 'Diary' on the book cover.

Ms. Respalla started taking the register.

"Fanny?
-Here!!
Stanley?
-Here!!
Neil?
silence
Neil???
-uh....here!!!"
The teacher's voice droned on until she came to Chan's name
"Chan?"
Her voice was always unusually sharper when she said Chan's or Kimaya's names.
Chan looked at her in disgust.
"here." she said, dryly.
"there's no need to be rude!" said ms. Respalla, smirking at Chan
Chan felt her anger bubbling up but wisely kept quiet.

Later, Chan was in her Drama class.
Kimaya was in her class too.
The teacher, ms.dramatist, put them into pairs.
And you two can go together, she said to Chan and Kimaya.
A week ago they would have been very happy.
But not now.
They didn't talk to each other which resulted in a bad presentation and a detention for 'lack of participation'.
They were both quite glad when the day came to an end.
Glad, but still enemies.
t was Monday morning and Chan was getting ready for school.
She had not spoken to Kimaya since the incident, which had been last week.
Chan now hanged out with her friends she had before and Kimaya hanged around with a shy girl called Nimma.
Chan just would not believe that Kimaya did not try to read her diary and felt betrayed.
And Kimaya felt that if Chan couldn't trust her then she was no friend.
Dan Jay kept hanging around Chan, watching her.
He was very smart for a one and a half year old.
He could talk a lot and liked to look at his books even though he couldn't read.
(well, some words!!! Like teddy, mum, dad)
Chan stuffed her PE kit in her bag and ran out of the house, nearly late.
So, it is now school again.
Chan ran into the playground, colliding with Ms R and almost knocking her over.
The teacher's bag fell to the floor and contents spilled out.
Chan couldn't help smiling.
After all, she hated Ms R!!!
"So you think you're funny, Ms." she said, her voice soft but cold.
That was enough for Chan to be fuming.
"First of all, my name is CHAN, Ms, kindly accept that, and secondly, it happens to people to knock into others, and I would like it if if you stop picking on me!" she said, calmly, but firmly and loud enough for the whole class to hear.
"My, my, my, I think a trip to the head's office will do you good!" answered Ms. R.
At once, half the class shouted "NO!"
Ms R looked quite taken aback.
"Excuse me?" she said.
A boy said "Ms, Chan is right, you need to STOP picking on her, and abusing of your power!"
Ms R's face turned red, then blue, and finally, a lovely shade of purple.
She advanced towards the boy, and grabbed him by the collar, shaking him.
Unluckily for her, the head saw.
"Just what do you think you're doing?" she asked, impatiently.
By now all the classes were in registration, it was nearly nine.
"I..er..."The teacher was at loss for words.

"see me in my office, NOW" said the head, sharply
She turned to the class.
"as for you, I will find a supply for your lesson you have with ms."
8RL trooped into class, all feeling quite cheeky after what had happened.
Some of them boasted that THEY would have kicked the teacher but no one believed them.
"Did you see what Chan done!!" shouted a boy who fancied her.
"Nope, I heard!" said another one, grinning.
Chan felt happy and relaxed
For the first time in two weeks, she forgot about enemies and grinned at Kimaya.
Kimaya grinned back.
A boy exclaimed: "Wooooow, they are friends again!!" he laughed, and they laughed too.
"Class, please be sensible while I go and find a supply" said the head.
As soon as she had gone.....there was a big blast of noise.
Boys were chasing each other and throwing things around the class room.
Suddenly, the door opened.
Everybody quickly sat down and crossed their arms.
The teacher entered.
It was...
Mr.Cocopops.
He looked at the class.
He looked at the white board.
And started laughing.
"Ahahahahahahahahahahaha.Heeheeeheeeheehee.hohohohohohohohoh.HA...ha...ha
mwahahahihihihihihihihhohohohohohuhuhuhuhuhuhhehehehehehiiiik!!!!"
The class started to look around worriedly.
Was HE their teacher??
Mr.Cocopops stoped laughing abrubtly.
He looked at the class.
"Hello!! I am Mr.cocopops, and I love coco rocks!!!
eeheheheheheherheeeeeeeheeeheeee!!" he grinned at everybody. "Are you ready to work?" he asked, and laughed again.
"Er....sir?" asked Chan
"Hahahahaha!!! yes?" said Cocopops
"Wh...why are you...er...always laughing?" she asked hesitantly.
Cocopops burst in a fit of giggles.
"Heeheeheeheeheehee!!! hahahaha!!! because....heeeheee its hahahaha funn...heheheheheh!! funny!!!York york york!!!"
Some members of the class laughed warily, trying to keep up with the wondruous teacher.
Mr Cocopops started dancing around the room.
"is this all of 8RL?" he asked
"yeh, cos maths is all together and then you go to the subjects you chose." said a girl called Saffy.
"great!! This is maths!!" Mr cocopops laughed and started to draw on the whiteboard.
"One boy girl and one girl boy-" he started to say
"what?!" interrupted Saffy.
"oh, one boy and one girl meet. How many people are there?" he said
The class groaned.
"two people" said Saffy, looking at him sharply.
"WRONG!!"
Mr cocopops laughed again.
"They are married, so they make one!! hahahahahaha!!!"
"that is proper STUPID!!!" shouted Saffy.
"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???"s he yelled.
"we don't want to hear dumb nursery maths you...you weird man!!" shouted Greg, a boy with owl glasses.
"hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!!! you are sooooo funny!" laughed Mr cocopops.
Suddenly, he fell to the floor.
His face was blue and his lips white.
He wasn't moving.
"call the police!!"
"No!! the ambulance!!"
"people you are so dumb!! call the head!!"
The class was in a mess.
Tables and chairs overturned, children were shouting their head off.
The door opened.
"Can I ask what is happening here?"
It was the headteacher.
Oh, miss, our teacher is un-un...what's the word? oh..unconcious!!" said Saffy.
"hmm..let me look."
She bent down and inspected him closely.
"Saffy and Greg, go and tell the office to call for an ambulance!"
They ran off.
The head stayed to watch the children and made sure nothing happened.
It was now an hour since the incident had taken place.
"Class, your new form tutor has been taken into hospital.
He will never teach you again.
When he is not sick any more, which could take months, he will be transfered to sunshine mental health farm.
And Ms Respalla is sacked.
So, tomorrow you will get a new teacher.
You will be split up into other classes for today." the head left the room.
"Good thing he left cos he was an idiot..." muttered Saffy
"We didn't learn anything" said Greg
"he was a madman" said Chan
"Good riddance!!" said Kimaya.
Only one person was sad.
Junilia.
"at least he was funny" she whispered.
"pff...funny, who cares!? Mental, more like" said Saba.
the class waited for the head to come back and tell them what class to go to.
Chan, Kimaya, Saffy, Greg and Jake and Malik the twins got sent to 10GH
(Ms. Ghagagogo's class)
"welcome to our class for the day, pupils!!" she said, a huge smile plastered on her pale face.
Some people groaned.
"Miss, who needs THEM??" asked a freckled boy named Ash.
"oh..we don't NEED them, they need US!!!" said a girl with a pointy nose.
She was known as Melissa.
Melissa Meanie.

Chan looked unimpressed.
"you can shut Moanie Melissa!" she said.
"Now now girls..no need to fight!" said Ms Ghaga, hot and flustered.
Melissa sneered at Chan, who chose to ignore her.
"um..I need to find you some seats..." said Ghaga.
"Uh...Saffy...next to Jim please" she said
"Kimaya and Chan, in the empty seats over there, Jake, next to Mark, Malik and Greg, behind Melissa please." she finished.
Melissa groaned loudly.

"Do I really need two bimbos behind me, blowing their smelly breath on my neck??!!"
"Shut up, Melissa you rat!" said Malik, angrily.
Melissa smirked at him
"oooh...poor poor Malik, without his BROTHER next to him!!" she spat out the word 'brother'
"now now Melissa dear, be kind!" said Ghaga
"Damn, that Ghastly Ghaga is so dumb!" whispered Chan to Kimaya.
Kimaya nodded in response.

Someone knocked on the door.
"come in!" shouted Ghaga.
"HELLO!!! ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah!!!"
A man came in.

Chan, Kimaya, Saffy, Greg and Jake and Malik all shouted out at the same time:
"MR COCOPOS!!??"
"That's me!!!" he answered.
"but...but you are in hospital!" stammered Jake.
"What?? noooo, I was never in hospital!!" he said
"let me take them back to their class!" he said to a confused Ghaga.
"um...very well..."
Meanwhile in another class...
3 boys and 2 girls from 8RL were in Mr Gleg's class, and were doing some maths when Mr Cocopops barged in.
"hellooo!!!I've come to get my claa-aaass!!!" he sang.
"oh noooooo" groaned one of the boys.
The girls started moaning.
"come on students, come on!!" said Mr Gleg to the 5 children.
They walked slowly to the door, following Mr Cocopops.
There they met Chan, Kimaya and the lot.

"I'm very happy to be teaching you!!" said Mr Cocopops.
"It's my first ever time teaching!!!" he added.
Chan looked at him puzzeldly.
"erm...you teched us about an hour ago.."she said.
"OF course not!!!" laughed Cocopops
The class all looked at each other.
And suddenly, Mr Cocopos came from the staircase!!
"Hohow did you do that!?" stammered Chan.
She looked around and there he was again!!
Then they realised there were TWO of them!!
TWINS!!!
Most of the class fainted...
"OK...twin cocopops right? But we don't want that.
What we need is a plan." Chan looked around the room expectantly.
"Yeah but..what do you suggest?" asked Saffy.
_"Actually I was counting on you Saffy- your brains see."
_" Uh, I'll help you alright...just tell me what to do.." Saffy blushed fierily.
Chan looked around again.
"Any volunteers?" she enquired.
All hands shot up.
The cocopops hunters were ready!
Saffy said, "I think we should tell the Head."
-"Ms Manfor?? Are you mad??" answered Malik.
His brothed approved.
-"Its crazy enough without her knowing," he added.
-" Well, what do YOU suggest?" asked Saffy.
The twins shrugged.
-"you're the one with The Brains..."
"Well, said Chan, we should find Mr Cocopops first, shouldn't we?"
The group agreed, and set off to find the crazy twins.
Chan went up to the Languages floor, but there was no sight of Mr Cocopops.
Kimaya went to the Humanities area, no sight of Cocopops.
Saffy went to Maths.
There was one of the twins!
"Mr Cocopops!?! Mr Cocopops!?!" yelled Saffy...

(temporary end)

I haven't finishedit yet, but I don't like it too much anyway so I don't care.
I'll finish it later.
One day.
Another day.
After this diary.

But here's a poem my silly brother wrote, trying to write rap:

(it's very babyish and silly like him)
No
yes
no
yes

Make up ur mind
Or well b der all night,
I dont wanna find
dat my eyes become tight.

yes
no
yes
no

Hurry up
if it's it no or yes
An if u don't know
Then give up
or guess

The End.

How silly is that??
That is a stupid poem.

My stories are better, here's the beginning of one called...

Nik and Athena

(it's only part, i have not finished it)

Nik was bored to death.
Well, that's what he kept saying.
He felt like their was nothing to do.
His mum popped her head round his door.
"read?!" she asked
"too boring.."
"Nik, do something!!" she left the room.
Nik sighed and dragged himself off the bed.
He pulled on some battered jeans and a worn out shirt, stepped into his scuffed trainers and passed a comb through his bedraggled hair.

He then stepped out of the house.
As Nik walked to the shops and decided to buy a few sweets
He searched his empty pockets. Nothing.
So, looking in his secret pocket he found... good. 50p
Enough to buy a few sweets.
He chose his sweets and went to the counter.
A girl was there, he had never seen her before.
Nik stared at her a while, and went out, holding his sweets

Nik walked slowly, unsure where he was going.
He heard a scuffle behind him.
It was the girl.
"hi!!" she said
"er...who are you?" he said.
He blushed, knowing he sounded a bit bit rude.
The girl suddenly looked on the verge of tears.
She turned away and waited a bit before answering:
"I'm Athena"

I know...its very very very very very very late.
I know sorry sorry sorry sorry
I'm so sorry.
lol.
niwayz.
Here's the story:

"I-I'm sorry if I sounded rude..I...I'm sorry." said Nik
"It's...it's ok.." she replied, taking a deep breath
"see, I'm an orphan since...since last month and...my 'family' decided to move here...I just wanted a friend..." she said
Nik blushed, feeling quite ashamed
"I-I..I can be your friend" he said
Athena's face lit up
"Really?" she asked

That's it, it's not finished i TOLD you!!

Since I'm in story mood, here's two 'connected' stories:

Kad's Story

I am 22.

this happened when I was 10, when I used to be best friends with Jake.
But we split up.
And I will tell you why.

" Catch the ball!! CATCH the ball!!! No, with BOTH hands!!WHAT are you doing!!!
pass it!!! PASS IT! Gosh, are you dumb or something!!!???"
Jake was shouting to his friend, Kad.

They were playing 'catch the ball' but Kad wasn't very good at it.
He kept dropping the ball, and Jake kept shouting at him.
finally, tired out, Kad decided to go home.

"Meet me at the Shopping centre tomorrow, were gonna check out football gear, yeah?"
"okay...okay" mumbled Kad.

He wasn't particulary looking forward to shopping with bossy Jake.
He wasn't sure how they had become friends, since Jake always decided everything.

Games, activities....Kad just did what Jake chose.
He didn't try and stand up to him.
He had no other friends, and he didn't want to be a loner like Anna.

Anna hadn't always been a loner.
She had been popular. And mean.

(authors note: To know more about Anna read 'Anna's story')

And Kad did not want to be like her. Ever.

Anna's Story

My name is Kad.
I am 22.
I have a story about myself called Kad's story.

I have decided to write about Anna.

Anna is a loner.
Well,was.
In year 8.

She hadn't always been a loner.
In yr 7 she had been popular.And mean.
And rude,too.

She had a little gang of friends, she shouted at her clssmates, pretended to be "all that"
She was very short.

She looked about eightish nineish when she was actually nearly 12.
Not much yr 8 liked her, she tried to much to act like she was better than them.

I hated her.
She accused me of copying my friend, and whispered horrible things about me to my friend.
My friend hated her too, but Anna thought she liked her.

They both spoke another language, and that's how Anna spoke to her.
Anna hated me because she said I had been rude to her in a play we had done.

Fiddlesticks.

Anna was aliar, a sneak, and a bully.
And she knew it.

and a really mad one, about a professor!!

It was 3 o'clock in the morning.
In the small village of Flower Valley, everyone was sleeping.
Well...except...Professor Bamboogonia!!!

Madder than the maddest mad man on earth, he shut himself from morning to night in his cramped laboratory at the far end of the village.

The rare times you saw him he would be muttering to himself or looking at you in a strange way.
One hot day in June, the professor was walking through the village, thinking.
Whatever he was thinking, it was a mad thing.
That was his nature. His dream was to invent one of the maddest things on earth.
But he didn't know what it was going to be yet.
So he thinks, and thinks, and thinks.
He designs, jots down ideas...

He's thinking of a giant hammer to bash people he doesn't like, when he sees a boy.

"hellooooos littles boyis...." he says, in a slithery voice.
"Er...hello?" He answered. He had heard from the villagers that the professor was a mad man, so he tried to be cautious.
"Wh-wha-what do..do you w-want?" he stammered, frightened.
"Oh...not much..."

end.

I know, it's short.
I have problems finishing stories.
It's a bit crazy!!

Anyway, have to get off now, stupid brother wanting to come on!!

btw, hate my mum!!
she just yelled at me for no reason.

bye bye!!

* * * * * *

Ok, I don't.
Hate her.
Well, for now anyway.
It's just like a roller coaster.
I've just had a tiring school day, i am absolutely KNACKERED!!

I don't really mind wednesdays, but I'm just tired, plus I have an annoying cold, grr..
I should look at.. yes... ahaaa...
Oh, you're still here??
Yes, i was just looking at something.
No, I won't tell you.
No!!
I said no, which means no!

But, if you want, I can't write my assasin story.

I have it with me here.
So, care to read it?
I will anyway, so I cannot lose it.
Here... goooeeess!!

Assasin Story

Crack!
Another peal of thunder disturbs the dark night.
A stroke of lightning illuminates the area, showing up gardens and houses in an eerie blueish light, also revealing a faint shadow on Marshdale alley.
A figure, lying on the rough, rain splattered, sandy ground.
A series of cracks of thunder disturbs the sleeping animals.

That's not the end, but i'll write more later so you don't gobble it all up straight away!!

I hope you like it so far, because it's a peice of work you know!

I can't believe i've written so much in only about 3 days...
Well well well... it proves that.. uh... whatever.
Im busy, bye.
* * * * *

Hiya, hiya, hiya.
Or, as they say in Australia, G'day!
But I am not in australia so i'll just say hi.
Or hiya.

By the way, do you know what ROT13 is?
It's a kind of code.
If I were to write everything so far to hiya, in rot13, it would look like this:

Nhgube'f abgr:

Guvf vf n jbex bs SVPGVBA bayl. V znl vafcver zlfrys jvgu ZL yvsr, ohg ab bar'f vaibyirq, vg'f n fgbel, abg n ovbtencul. =)
Orjner bs shaal ovgf!! =Q

Bs jr tb!!

Gur Fgbel:

Vz fvggvat va zl ubhfr, vgf irel rneyl - bayl fvk va gur zbeavat.
V jnf jbxra ol gung fghcvq arvtuobhe naq uvf zhfvp.
Ur unf n cnegl rirel 2 qnlf be zber.
V lryyrq ng uvz guebhtu gur nggvp jvaqbj - jurer v fyrrc- naq ur lryyrq onpx; "Bu, uv!!"
Qrfcnvevat..
Ur'f 52 ol gur jnl.
Abg dhvgr n lbhat zna abj, jul pna' g ur erfg?
Fb, vz fvggvat, ybbxvat ng gur gi fperra, juvpu vf fgvyy abg jbexvat, ol gur jnl.
V gel gb fjvgpu ba gur pbzchgre naq vg oyrrcf, synfurf oyhr, naq fuhgf qbja..
Jryy, v'yy whfg..fvg.

Ernyyl, jung vf gur cbvag bs yvivat yvxr guvf?
V tb gb orq, V trg jbxra rneyl, abguvat jbexf... naq V unira'g rira fgnegrq fpubby lrg... abj gung'f gur jbefg cneg bs zl qnlf.
Rira ba jrrxraqf, jurer V unir gbaf bs ubzrjbex, naq fghcvq ivfvgf gb zl Terng Nhag.

Jryy, ynfg jrrx, jura V jrag, thrff jung fur qvq???

uhttrq fb gvtug V pbhyqa'g oerngur naq nfxrq zr vs vg jnf zl oveguqnl fbba.
V fnvq; "lrnu, fher, ba gur 12gu, arkg zbagu"
Naq fur fnvq: "tebjvat byqre nera'g lbbbhhhh!!, (va n fbccl jnl) Vyy trg lbh fbzrguvat fcrpvny sbe lbhe 11gu oveguqnl!!!"

Jung'f fb onq nobhg gung, lbh nfx?

V'yy or 15 arkg zbagu.

SVSGRRA!!

Uryyb, gungf , yvxr, 4 lrnef byqre guna jung fur guvaxf!!
Gbzbeebj vf Fngheqnl, lbh'q guvax, "terng, n yvr va!!!"
Urpx ab, zl zhz jnxrf zr ng 8, bss gb wbt va gur serrmvat cnex sbe 30 zva, unir oerxxl ng n pnsé (ng yrnfg V trg n tbbq oernxsnfg) naq gura v pnag tb onpx gb orq!!!

V unir gb qb zl ubzrjbex, jnfu zl unve (gung'f abg gbb onq) naq gura, V unir serr gvzr ba gur pbzchgre- juvpu qbrfa'g jbex.
Ng 9:30 zl zhz jnxrf zl oebgure , ur'f 8, naq V unir gb cynl jvgu zl zl fvfgre (fur'f 3 naq jnxrf ng 6vfu, 7vfu)

Nf Vz guvaxvat nobhg nyy guvf, gur cubar evatf.
Vg'f 6 bpybpx sbe tbbqarff fnxr!!
Vz abg nafjrevat.
"Nafjre gur cubar fbzrbar!!" lryyf zl cneragf sebz hcfgnvef.
Svar.
"Uryyb?
_uv, olr!!"

Fghcvq cenaxpnyyref...

V cenax pnyy, fbzrgvzrf, ohg jul jbhyq V trg hc gb pnyy fbzrbar ng fvk??
V jbaqre vs crbcyr hfr gurve oenvaf...
Vz uhatel abj.
Gurer'f ab zber oernq...
Vyy whfg znxr na rtt.

"jung'f gung fzryy!!??" lryyf zl zhz.
V gryy ure vgf rttf naq fur fgnegf zhhgrevat gb zl qnq nobhg ; "ybbx ng ubj znq lbhe qnhtugre vf!"

Jvyy zl snzvyl rire haqrefgnaq zr?
V qbhog vg.
Gurl jvyy cebonoyl guebj n cnegl jura V yrnir gur ubhfr.
Naq ghea zl ebbz vagb n fghqvb be fbzrguvat.

Jryy, naljnl, gbqnl vf fgvyy n tbbq qnl, ynfg qnl, ab fpubby gbzbeebj...

Gur bayl guvat vf gung V unir Qenzn, naq zl qenzn grnpure unf syh, jr unir n ernyyl fghcvq 'fhccyl' , fur'f n znguf grnpure ng abezny gvzrf.
fur haqrefgnaqf abguvat nobhg Qenzn, fb fur whfg znxrf hf ernq obbxf bhg ybhq, jvgubhg npgvat, vg'f gur zbfg obevat guvat ba Rnegu!!!

V nyfb unir neg, naq gur grnpure vf n engont!!
Fbeel nobhg gur jbeqf v'z hfvat ohg frevbhfyl, gurl qrfreir vg!!
V'ir nyjnlf jbaqrerq jul V fgnegrq jevgvat n qvnel.

Vz ernyyl fpnerq zl zhz jvyy svaq vg bar qnl, gung jbhyq or gur jbefg qnl bs zl yvsr!!

Npghnyyl, vg jbhyqa'g, orpnhfr fur jbhyq tb ba nobhg vg sbe jrrxf naq jrrxf!!
Naq, jura zl fvfgre fgnegf gb ernq fur zvtug svaq vg gbb!!

Guvaxvat nobhg guvf vf qrcerffvat.
V guvax vz whfg tbvat gb gnxr n ongu, trg qerffrq naq tb fpubby.
lrf, vyy qb gung.
Fb, tbbqolr Qvnel.

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Uryyb.
V'z onpx.
Vg'f 4 cz, v'ir whfg unq grn.
Vz xvaqn unccl pbf...

Vgf..

gur..

JRRXRAQ!!!!!!!!!!

Jbbubb lnl ynynynyn!!!
V xabj gbzbeebj jvyy or ernyyl naablvat ohg ng yrnfg V unir ab fpubby!!

V jvfu vg jrer gur ubyvqnlf sbe tbbqarff fnxr.
Gura V pna tb fcraq gur jrrx ng zl pbhfva'f ubhfr, fur yvirf va gur Nycf.
Fur gnxrf zr fxvvat!

V qba'g guvax v'yy or nyybjrq gb tb guvf lrne gubhtu.
Zl zbgure jnagf hf nyy gb tb Fcnva, va qrprzore (qrprzore va fcnva- jungf gur cbvag?!) naq frr gur fvtugf be jungrire.
V qba'g ernyyl jnag gb tb, abg va jvagre, lbh frr.
V'q engure tb fxvvat.
Orsber gur fabj nyy zrygf gunaxf gb tybony jnezvat.
cbbe cbyne ornef!!

Vz gbgnyyl vagb nagv tybony jnezvat npgvba guvf lrne!!
qrsvavgryl.
Zl fybtna?
Fnir gur Cbyne ornef!!
V'q snapl n fhcre cebgrfg ba gur fgerrg, onaaref, obneqf fnlvat fnir hf fnir bhe jbeyq, hf lryyvat fnir gur-
bx, bx, gung'f n ovg bire gur zbba ohg fgvyy, V arrq crbcyr gb xabj gurl arrq gb npg!!
Gubhtu ab bar'f tbaan ernq guvf qvnel fb jul nz V obgurevat gb jevgr guvf?
Va 300000000000000000000 gubhfnaq lrnef, guvf obbx jvyy or va n zhfrhz fnlvat: 'qvnel sebz gur zrygvat ntr'!!
V'ir tbg gbb zhpu vzntvangvba.
Gung'f jung zl ercbegf fnvq ynfg lrne.
Ohg guvf lrne vf ZL lrne!!

Vz tbaan or frevbhf, qb zl ubzrjbex, , trg n yvsr..
Ynfg lrne V unq n ernyyl penc lrne.
Ybnqf bs zl sevraqf yrsg, be punatrq pynff, be whfg fgbccrq orvat zl sevraqf.
Gbb fzneg sbe gurz lbex lbex!
V yvxr gung jbeq.
lbex.
Tbfu V nz fb enaqbz.
Zl sevraq gbyq zr gung nyernql, ohg fur svaqf vg shaal.
lbex lbex.
V'q orggre jevgr fbzrguvat vagrerfgvat vs V jnag guvf qvnel gb or snzbhf bar qnl.
Naar Senax'f bar jnf.
Ohg uref gbyq n fgbel nobhg pnzcf.
Zvar vf bayl nobhg zr...
Naq tybony jnezvat!!!
Jryy, fbeg bs.

Vz tbvat gb unir gb gvql zl ebbz orsber gur raq bs gur qnl.
Vg' f n punyyratr sebz zl sevraq.
Svavfu zl ebbz va bar nsgreabba.
V'yy gel nsgre jngpuvat zl snir gi cebtenz.

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Hu...

Jryy..
V arneyl svavfurq, ohg abg dhvgr, fb V fhccbfr V qvqa'g jva gur punyyratr.
Bu jryy, v'yy whfg svavfu vg gbqnl be gbzbeebj...
Be nsgre..

Vz tbvat gb orq.

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Fbeel V fxvccrq n qnl.
Fpubby'f bire abj, vg'f Zbaqnl gbqnl, V'ir whfg unq n ongu, naq gbqnl jnf n ybbbbat qnl!!
Fpubby jnf gur jbefg, nf nyy zbaqnlf.
Gura, jr jrag gbja, V obhtug fbzr rneevatf, jvgu fbzr anvy cbyvfu, ohg vg gbbx ybatre guna whfg fnlvat vg!
Jr nyfb obhtug obevat guvatf yvxr gbbguoehfu naq fbnc naq fghss.
V'z jrnevat gur arj rneevatf evtug abj, gurl ner ohggresyl funcrq, guerr cnvef, vz jrnevat gur terra barf.
Vz xvaqn areibhf pbf V arrq gb jevgr 50 000 jbeqf orsber gur 30gu.
Vg'f gur 26gu.
V'ir qbar 1000.
Gung'f abg rira n dhnegre.
Be rira n svsgu!!
Vs V jnag gb jva V arrq gb jevgr 9000 gbqnl, 10000 gbzbeebj, naq gur arkg naq gur 30gu orsber zvqavtug.
V tb gb orq orsber gung naljnl fb V unir yvzvgrq gvzr.
Vz ng fpubby va gur qnl, fb V qba' unir zhpu ubhef gb jevgr, naq v'z abg irel vafcverq ng fbzr gvzrf bs gur qnl.
Yvxr abj, ohg gura ntnva vg'f n qvenl fb V whfg jevgr jung V qb.
Gur guvat vf V qba'g jevgr zhpu.
Bu lrnu, Va arrq 50000 jbeqf pbf bs n org jvgu zl sevraq.
Fur org zr gb jevgr n abiryyn, naq gungf bar.
Jryy, abg zl qvnel lrg, ohg ubj ybat vg unf gb or.
V jbhyq ybir gb svavfu gur jbeq pbhag be rira cnff vg, ohg vg'f irel uneq.
Rfcrpvnyyl nf sbe gur svefg cneg bs gur zbagu V qvqa'g jevgr nalguvat.
Mvypu.

V'z gelvat gb pngpu hc abj.
V ubcr lbh qba'g guvax vz gnyxvavat ehoovfu!!
Lbh fubhyqa'g or ernqvat guvf naljnl, vg'f n qvnel!!
Tb njnl abj, V jnag crnpr naq dhvrg

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nnnu....
V'ir whfg unq 30 zvahgrf bs oyvffshy vagrearg ebnzvat, ba zl snibhevgr fvgrf, jvgubhg univat gb jevgr!!

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Uvln, v'z onpx.
Gbqnl vf Ghrfqnl ol gur jnl.
V xabj, V xabj, V bhtug gb jevgr zhpu zber vs V jnaan trg 50x!!

Vq ybir gb trg zber zber zber gubhtu!!
V jbhyq ybir gb or cebhq bs zlfrys uru uru.
Zl zbgure vf va n irel sbhy zbbq, fur fcvyyrq grn nyy qbja ure arj juvgr gbc.
Fubhyq unir svyzrq vg, vg ybbxrq ernyyl uvynevbhf, abg yvxr gur hfhny 'fcvyy jrg ubg pbybherq fghss ba arj gbc' tnt.
Fur jnf npghnyyl fpernzvat yvxr n yvggry tvey naq gura fynzzrq gur onguebbz qbbe, juvpu oebxr gur byq ehfgl ybpx, juvpu znqr qnq natel, juvpu....
Jryy, lbh trg gur cvpgher.
Naq gung'f bhe nirentr qnl.
Lryyf, fpernzf, svtugf...
Zl lbhatre fvoyvatf trggvat yvccl gb rnpu bgure...
Jungrire.
V fbzrgvzrf fgebatyl srry V nz abg cneg bs guvf snzvyl jungfbrire!!
V srry hfryrff.
Vyy gryy lbh yngre.
Ubj fghcvq nz V, gnyxvat gb n qvnel??

Bx, bx, vz ABG tbaan tb bss ntnva sbe n qnl be gjb, be guerr..
V'yy xrrc jevgvat.
V arrq gb naljnl.
Lrfgreqnl fbzrguvat shaal unccrarq juvyr V jnf va orq-shaal crphyvne, V zrna, ABG fbzrguvat crphyvneyl shaal lbex lbex.
V unq n qernz.
Vg JNF hahfhny, orpnhfr vg jnf gur ercynl bs gur jbefg qnl bs zl yvsr!!
Juvpu v jvyy abg gryy lbh nobhg va pnfr zl oebgure svaqf guvf naq ernqf naq ynhtuf naq wbxrf naq nyy gung oebgure fghss.
Gubhtu v'ir jevggra rabhtu urer gb or uhzvyvngrq sbe nobhg n praghel.
Gubhtu va n praghel'f gvzr V funyy or cebonoyl qrnq, Be V jvyy unir ybfg guvf.
Be, v jvyy or gbb byq gb ernq.
V'yy or oyvaq be qrns be jungrire unccraf jura lbh ner 115.
V nz ernyyl gnyxvat ehoovfu abj, V nz fhccbfrq gb or jevgvat n qvnel bs zl yvsr, naq V enggyvat ba nobhg praghevrf naq byq crbcyr naq neguevgvf..
Ab, jnvg- V qvqa'g fnl neguevgvf.
Jryy, abj V qvq.

Bx, v'z whfg abg shaal.
Gubhtu ng fpubby V nz.
Ab, ernyyl!!
Frevbhfyl!
V ernyyl ungr fpubby, fb V gel znxr vg vagrerfgvat ol wbxvat nebhaq, juvpu zbfgyl naablf grnpuref.
Vg'f orpnhfr gurl unir irel yvggyr frafr bs uhzbe.
Fbzrgvzrf abar ng nyy.
Gurl fubhyq abg or nyybjrq gb grnpu!!
Gung'f zl cbvag bs ivrj!

Znlor lbh qba'g nterr ohg V nz fbbbb abg obgurerq!!
Rirelbar fnlf gung.
'Abg obgurrrerrrq!!'
V whfg yvxr gur fbhaq bs vg;
Be; jung-rinnnnn!!!
Gung'f pbby nf jryy, avbex avbex.

(gungf nabgure jbeq sbe lbex lbex ol gur jnl)

Fvapr v'z urer, vq yvxr gb znxr ncbvag nobhg fpubby: Gurer'f AB cbvag nobhg vg!!!
nnn nneeee tuuu uu v'z trggvat ubg va gur snpr, vz ohefgvat gb fpernz, ohvg v'yy whfg jevgr vg qbja vafgrnq:
NNN NNE EEE EEE TTT TT TTU UU UU UU UU!!!!!!!!

V qba'g srry orggre ng nyy.
V'z tbaan fpernz.

Nnnnnu, gung sryg tbbbbbq!!!
Gubhtu zl zbgure lryyrq onpx : "jung gur urpx ner lbh qbvat znqqb??"

V gbyq ure V jnf qrpbzcerffvat naq znqqb jnf abg n jbeq ohg fur lryyrq onpx gb fuhg hc be fur'yy qrpbzcerff zr urefrys.
Guerngf guerngf guerngf...
Fur hfrf gurz nyy gur gvzr gb trg zr gb qb fghss.

V yvirq va n pnxr.

Qb lbh guvax gung vf n enaqbz fragrapr?
Vg vf.
Vg'f sebz n fbat pnyyrq 'Gur yynzzn fbat'

V jnf bapr n gerrubhfr.

Vg fnlf gung nf jryy.

yynzn va n pne
nynez n yynzzn
yynzzn qhpx!!!

gung'f n pbby cneg bs vg.

V nyfb yvxr gur rtt fbat, lbh fubhyq yvfgra gb vg.
(Gubhtu qvnevrf qb abg unir rnef)

V nz fbbbbbbb oberq, v'z whfg yvfgravat gb gur rtt fbat
"bbqyr qbbqyr"
"V ybir lbh rtt rtt"
"penpx penpx penpx, puvc n puvc njnl lbhe furyy naq pbzr gb zr!!!!"
V yvxr gur synfu ivfrb avbex lbex.

Lbh xabj, jevgvat fvyyl fbatf vf abg tbaan uryc zr trg uvture hc gur ynqqre.
V'q yvxr gb trg n qvnel svavfurq sbre bapr, orpnhfr v'ir arire znantrq gb orsber, v'ir nyjnlf tbge yrff guna unysnl, gura v jnf gbb ynml gb pbagvahr.
(zru unaqf uheg nsgre jevgvat gbb zhpu!!)
V ung Ratyvfu guvf lrne, jr unir gb jevgr fb zhpu, ernq ovbevat guvatf fb zhpu, qvfphff obevat guvatf fb zhpu gbb.
Vg'f irel uneq gb haqrefgnaq.
Rfcrpvnyyl gur fgbel :

"Qe Wrxlyy naq Ze Ulqr"
Qb lbh xabj vg?
Vg'f irel uneq gb haqrefgnaq nf vg'f xvaqn byq.
Ivpgbevna gvzrf.
Jura gurer jrer svygul evpu naq qrinfgngvatyl cbbe crbcyr, naq gur evpu qvqa'g pner nobhg gur cbbe.

Ybgf bs crbcyr ner frysvfu yvxr gung.
V guvax frysvfu crbcyr arrq gb jnxr hc gb gur bgure crbcyr, naq frr gung gurl pbhyq or va n fvzvyne fvghngvba.

V ungr frysvfu crbyr.
Uzz, ungr vf n fgebat jbeq.
Svar, V qvfyvxr gurz.

V znqr n fgbel va Ratyvfu, sbe Perngvir jevgvat.
Jnaan ernq vg?
Vg'f pnyyrq Gur nffnffva.

Urer tbrf:

hu..
V qba'g unir zl ratyvfu obbx.
Whfg jrag gb ybbx sbe vg naq erzrzorerq vg'f ng fpubby.
Jryy, sbe arkg gvzr!

V fbegn yvxr perngvir jevgvat, vg'f whfg vzntvangvba.
Jung v'z qbvat evtug abj vf perngvir!!

Abg nyy bs vg gubhtu, bayl gur cnegf nobhg zlfrys, ohg V fgvyy unir gb jbeq vg bhg.
Vg'f uneqre gb jevgr cbrzf gubhtu, rfcrpvnyyl eulzvat barf.
Ohg gurl ner abg nyjnlf gur orfg.

Aba eluzvat barf ner tbbq gbb.
Orpnhfr gurl pna ernyyl gryy n fgbel ohg va n qrrc zrnavatshyy jnl.
Be fb V srry.

V bapr fnj n jbzna jvgu n qbt, naq fur jnf pneelvat vg nyy bire gur cynpr, vg vafcverq zr gb znxr na rffnl nobhg rkrepvfrf, orpnhfr gur cbbe qbt jnf ernyyl haurnygul.
V svaq vg nobzvanoyr gung bjaref pnaabg ybbx nsgre gurve crgf cebcreyl.
Gurl fubhyq abg or nyybjrq gb unir bar.

V jnagrq gb ernyyl lryy ng gung unt!

Vz znlor n ovg gbb unefu?
Vz fbeg bs, jura V frr guvatf yvxr gung.
V nz n navzny ybire, lrf lrf lrf!
V unir gjb pngf, n chccl, gjb oveqf naq 30 svful svfu.
Fb, gungf 35 navznyf!!
Rira gubhtu gur svfu pbhag nf bar nf vg'f na ndnhevhz.
Vg qbrfa'g zbir, naq gurl ner yvggyr.
Gurl'er gebcvpny svful svfuvrf.
Ybqnf bs pbybhef, naq vs V jnxr ng avtug V tb gb frr gurz, pbf vg'f yvtugrq hc naq gurl fbeg bs xrrc zr pbzcnal.
V ybir navznyf sbe gurve pbzcnal gbb.
Gurl qba'g nfx naablvat dhrfgvbaf, whfg qb gurve yvsr, naq tvir lbh sevraqfuvc vs lbh qrfreir vg.
Bayl VS.

Urer'f n fgbel V jebgr n lrne ntb ( n fubeg fgbel):

Vg jnf na nsgreabba va Whar, naq Puna jnf fyrrcvyl ernqvat.
Vg jnf gur ynfg qnl bs unys grez, sbegl rvtug zber qnlf gvyy fhzzre ubyf....
Puna jvfurq fur unq n sevraq jub yvirq pybfre gb ure.
Nyy ure sevraqf yvirq dhvgr sne, fur unq gb gnxr n ohf gb frr zbfg bs gurz.
Gurer jnf bayl bar tvey fur ERNYYL yvxrq.
Ure anzr jnf Ynrgvgvn ohg fur erpragyl zbirq gb Qnyynf.
Gurl rznvyrq rnpu bgure ohg vg whfg jnfa'g gur fnzr...

Puna ernyyl jnagrq nabgure sevraq, bar fur pbhyq gehfg, naq ivfvg, ynhtu naq pel jvgu...
Fbzrbar fur pbhyq eryl ba, whfg yvxr Ynrgv unq orra...

Fur qebccrq ure obbx naq jrag bire gb ure jvaqbj.
"Abguvat rire unccraf urer..."fur gubhtug, n yvggyr fnqyl.

Ohg whfg gura, n erzbiny ina cnexrq vgfrys va ure fgerrg.

N tvey nobhg ure ntr pnzr bhg, naq gjb oblf.
Gur oblf jrer chfuvat naq fubivat rnpu bgure nf cynl.
Gu tvey jnf whfg sbyybjvat ure cneragf hc gur fgerrg.

Gurl fgbccrq ng ahzore 28.
Puna yvirq ng ahzore 22.

Fur jnf dhvgr vagrerfgrq, nf gur tvey ybbxrq nobhg gur fnzr ntr nf ure.

Fur qrpvqrq fur jbhyq ivfvg ure nf fbba nf fur pbhyq.

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Gur arkg qnl, fgenvtug nsgre Yhapu, Puna ena bire gb ahzore 28.
Nf fur enat gur qbbeoryy, fur fhqqrayl sryg areibhf.
Gur qbbe bcrarq. Vg jnf gur tvey.
"Uryyb?" fur nfxrq.
"Hz...uv, V'z Puna Xrryvn naq...V fnj lbh zbivat va fb...V gubhtug V'q cbc bire..."
"Hu...gunaxf...V jnf fb fnq gb yrnir zl sevraqf oruvaq..."
Fur ybbxrq ubcrshyyl ng Puna.
"Jryy...gung'f terng pbf V arrq n sevraq gbb!!!" nafjrerq Puna
"Jbj !Gunaxf! V jnf fb fpnerq gb tb gb fpubby gbzbeebj, lbh pbhyq pbzr jvgu zr!
Bu, ol gur jnl, zl anzr vf Xvznln.
Re... funyy V pnyy lbh Puna be Xrryvn?"
"Jryy...zl sevraqf hfhnyyl pnyy zr Xrryvn ohg zl orfg sevraq pnyyf zr Puna, fur'f va Qnyynf abj."
"V guvax Puna fhvgf lbh orggre, vg tbrf jvgu lbhe ybat, oynpx unve!"

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Xvznln naq Puna gnyxrq sbe nobhg gra zber zvahgrf, ohg gura Xvznln unq gb tb naq uryc ure zhz svavfu gvqlvat.

Nf Puna tbg ubzr, ure zhz vzzrqvngryl abgvprq ubj unccl fur ybbxrq, pbzcnerq gb gur cnfg srj jrrxf.
"Fbzrguvat fzryyf tbbq!!" fnvq Puna.
"V'z unccl gb frr lbh fb tbbq uhzbherq!" fnvq ure zhz, fzvyvat.
"V'ir tbg n arj sevraq" fur nafjrerq.
Fur fng va gur xvgpura nf ure zhz onxrq oebjavrf.

"Zhz?" fur nfxrq.
-"uzzz...?
-Ubj jbhyq lbh srry vs...yvxr...lbh whfg zbirq, naq n tvey pbzrf gb gnyx gb lbh?
-Jryy...unccl? Lrnu, unccl cebonoyl.
-Bxnl..."

Puna ena hc gb ure orqebbz naq fgnegrq gb jevgr va ure qvnel.
Vg bayl unq bar fragrapr:
'V srry fb zhpu orggre'

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Ubyvqnlf jrer bire.
Puna ertergshyyl yrsg ure orq, fgvyy unys nfyrrc.
Nf fur fanccrq onpx sebz qernz gb ernyvgl, fur erzrzorerq fur unq cebzvfrq Xvznln gb cvpx ure hc ng 8:30nz.
Fur purpxrq ure jngpu.
"Ubj pna vg or 8nz nyernql?" fur jbaqrerq, nznmrq.
Gubhtu fur UNQ tbar gb orq n ovg yngr...
Fur uheevrqyl tbg qerffrq, ngr oernxsnfg, qvq unve rgp....

Vg jnf abj 8:25.
Gvzr gb yrnir!!!

"Frr ln zhz!" fur pevrq bhg, onatvat gur qbbe nf fur yrsg gur ubhfr.
"Lbhe xrlf!!!" ure zhz nfxrq. Gbb yngr Puna unq yrsg va fhpu n uheel!!
QVAT QBAT!
Guvf gvzr, vg jnf bar bs Xvznln'f oebgure jub bcrarq gur qbbe.
"Lrf?"
N ibvpr enat bhg sebz vafvqr gur ubhfr.
"Vg'f sbe zr, Gnw! V'z pbzvat Puna!"
Fur ehfurq bhg bs gur ubhfr, fubhgvat tbbqolr gb ure snzvyl.
"V'z svanyyl tbvat gb frr jung zl arj fpubby ybbxf yvxr!"
fur fnvq, bhg bs oerngu.

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Juvfcref va gur cynltebhaq.
"Jub'f fur?"
-"Ybbx ng gung tvey!
-Fbzr ybat unve, zna.
-Ybbx ng ure!!
-Ybbx, Puevf, n tveysevraq sbe lbh!!
-Njj, fuhyyhc, V qba'g rira xabj ure!!"

Xvznln jnf tynq fur jnfa'g nybar.
Fur jnf irel areibhf, fur fgvyy qvqa'g xabj jung sbez fur jbhyq or va.
"Url, Puna, jung sbez ner lbh va?" fur nfxrq.
"V'z va 8EY, zl sbez ghgbe vf Zf E." fur znqr n snpr.
"naq V ungr ure fbbb zhpu!"

Gurl jnyxrq vagb gur ohvyqvat.
Nf gurl nccebnpurq gur urnq bs lrne 8'f bssvpr, n ibvpr obbzrq bhg.
"Uvln, ner lbh ARJ?!"
Vg jnf Senax, gur fpubby ohyyl.

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Gur ohyyl jnf fgnaqvat gurer, fgnevat ng Xvznln jvgu ovt oebja rlrf, bireynccrq ol qnex rlroebjf, aneebjrq qbja gb fubj uvf zrnaarff.
Xvznln fgnerq evtug onpx ng uvz.
"Trg ybfg" fur fnvq, dhvrgyl ohg ybhq rabhtu gb or urneq.
Senapx ghearq erq.

"V'yy...V'yy trg lbh onpx sbe guvf!!" ur fubhgrq, naq ena gb uvf tnat bs zbebaf.
Xvznln ybbxrq dhvgr nznmrq.
"V...V znqr uvz TB!!" fur fgnzzrerq.
Gura fur ohefg bhg ynhtuvat.

"Qvq lbh frr uvf SNPR!!???" fur nfxrq.
"lrnu, ur ybbxrq yvxr ur unq frra na nyvra!! Ur jnf ybfg sbe jbeqf!!!" nafjrerq Puna.

Gurl znqr gurve jnl gb gur yvoenel.

Senapx jnf gurer.

"Uryyb obssva!" ur fnvq.
"Bv, Puna, ubj pna lbh znxr sevraqf jvgu qveg!!??"

Gurl jnyxrq ba, naq nf gurl jrag cnfg Senapx, Xvznln fghpx bhg ure sbbg naq....OBZC!!!

Gur ohyyl jnf ba gur sybbe, ybbxvat nf fvyyl nf n fnhfntr naq irel nfunzrq!!!

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Senapx ybbxrq ng Puna.
Ur ybbxrq ng Xvznln.
Ur fybjyl tbg hc, oyhfuvat svrepryl.
Naq gura...ur ena njnl!!

Rirelbar nebhaq purrerq.
Uvf sevraqf dhvpxyl jnyxrq bss, nfunzrq gbb.
Rirelbar pneevrq Xvznln naq Puna nebhaq gur ohvyqvat, purrevat.
Gurl fnj Senapx naq onetrq fgenvtug vagb uvz.
Gurer jnf nobhg 20 crbcyr!!
Senax sryy bire naq fgnegrq ubjyvat, grnef qevccvat qbja uvf sng snpr.
Ur tbg hc, naq, ybbxvat bar ynfg gvzr ng gur tebhc, ur syrq gb nabgure cneg bs gur cynltebhaq.
Gurl nyy fgnegrq ynhtuvat naq pbhyqa'g fgbc.
N grnpure pnzr ol.
"Jul ner lbh znxvat fb zhpu abvfr, naq jul ner lbh pneelvat-"fur ybbxrq ng Puna naq Xvznln.
"-gubfr gjb tveyf?"
Gurl dhvpxyl chg qbja gur gjb tveyf naq gur oblf jrag gb cynl sbbgonyy.
Gur tveyf fcyvg hc vagb sevraq tebhcf naq jrag bss.
Puna naq Xvznln fgnlrq.
"Jryy...V thrff ur'yy or yrnivat hf abj!" fnvq Puna.
"V ubcr fb..."jnf Xvznln'f nafjre.

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Fpubby jnf bire.
Xvznln naq Puna jnyxrq ubzr, naq jura gurl neevirq arne Puna'f ubhfr, gurl xrcg ba gnyxvat nobhg fpubby naq fghss.
"Fb jung jnf lbhe bgure fpubbyf anzr?" nfxrq Puna
"V hfrq gb tb gb Terlf Cevznel, naq gura gb Svryq Frpbaqnel" nafjrerq Xvznln
Gurl yrsg rnpu bgure naq jrag ubzr.
Puna znqr urefrys n crnahg ohggre fnaqjvpu naq Zvyx naq jngpurq G.I sbe n juvyr.
Fur jnf tynq gb unir n sevraq arne ure ubhfr, abj fur pbhyq frr ure rnfvyl...
Yngre ba Puna jrag gb Xvznln'f ubhfr gb qb fbzr ubzrjbex.
Nsgre gurl gnyxrq n ovg naq jrag gb gur cnex.
"Qb lbh fbzrgvzrf jnag gb or onpx va lbhe byq ubhfr?" nfxrq Puna
"....uzzz...lrnu, fbzrgvzrf...vg qrcraqf.." fnvq Xvznln
Gurl jrag ubzr, obgu shyy bs gubhtugf.

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Gurer jnf bayl gjb qnlf yrsg hagvy gur fhzzre ubyvqnlf.
Puna jnf abg va fpubby, vg jnf gbb ubg fb fur unq fgnlrq ng ubzr.
Orvat gur ynfg jrrx, fpubby jnf bcgvbany.
Fbzr crbcyr jrer nyernql ba ubyvqnl.

Xvznln jnf yrnivat va guerr qnlf.
Fur jnf fcraqvat ure ubyvqnlf va Senapr.
Puna jnf oberq.
Fur unq orra ba gur pbzchgre nyy qnl naq jnagrq gb cynl bhg, ohg abg nybar.
Fur fvturq.

Fur xarj bhgfvqr jbhyq or ubg ohg vafvqr jnf...obevat.
Bu jryy....zvtug nf jryy trg n ovg bs fhafuvar...
Fur jrag gb nfx ure zhz, yrnivat gur pbzchgre.

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"Zhz???Zhhhhhz!!"
"V'z urer, sbe tbbqarff fnxr fgbc fubhgvat Puna!!!"
"Zhz, pna V tb bhgfvqr? V’z oberq..."
"Bx...bx, tb naq yrg zr svavfu guvf pnxr."
"Lbh arire gbyq zr lbh jnf onxvat n pnxr!! Vf vg sbe grn? Qrffreg?"
"Ab, vg'f sbe lbhe qnq'f sevraqf gbzbeebj, ur’f gnxvat vg gb n zrrgvat."
"Uz.......abg snve...bx frr ln, V'yy tb cnex lrnu?"
"Bx, bx."

Puna yrsg.
Nf fur fgrccrq bhg gur qbbe fur tbg uvg ol gur jnir bs urng.
"Bu jryy, fur gubhtug, zvtug nf jryy whfg tb."
Fur obhtug n pbxr naq urnqrq gb gur cnex
* * * * *
Zrnajuvyr, ng Xvznln'f...
"Zhz?! ZHZ!!!?" Xvznln nfxrq
"Lrf?" nafjrerq zhz
"Pna V tb gb gur cnex?
"Bx, or ubzr orsber fvk b’pybpx"

Xvznln yrsg ubzr gbb.
Fur obhtug n crcfv, naq urnqrq gb gur cnex.
Gurer, fur zrg Puna, jub jnf fvggvat ba gur tenff, qevaxvat ure pbxr.
"Uv Puna"
"Uhu? Bu, uv!"
Gurl gnyxrq sbe n juvyr, naq jrag sbe n jnyx.
"V’z fb UBG!" fnvq Xvznln
"Lrnu, jnaan tb fjvzzvat?"
-V jbhyq...ohg..
-Lbh arrq ...crezvffvba?
-Lrnu....
-Cubar ubzr?
-Bxnl...

( Ovc ovc ovc ovc...)
"Zhz?
Pna V tb fjvzzvat jvgu Puna?
Re...lrnu..
Uhu?
Bx
Lrnu, zhz
Bx, frr ln"

"Fb..?" nfxrq Puna
"V pna, ohg V unir gb hfr ZL zbarl..."
"Ng yrnfg lbh pna tb!"
"Lhc"

Fb...gurl jrag!!
Nnnnnaq, gurl unq n sha gvzr...hagvy...

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N fpernz enat bhg va gur fjvzzvat cbby.
Nyy urnqf ghearq naq....
Gurl fnj n tvey tbvat haqre, haqre, haqre jngre....va gur 6 zrger ovg!!!
Gur nggraqnag qvirq vagb gur cbby, fjnz fgebatyl haqre naq pnzr hc jvgu...abguvat.
"jung unccrarq, jung unccrarq!!!???" crbcyr pevrq bhg.
"jurer'f zl QNHTUGRE!?" fubhgrq n ynql

Gur zna ybbxrq irel cnyr naq rzoneenfrq.
Fur...fur...tbg xvqanccrq!" ur fnvq
"JUNG!!!" fubhgrq gur ynql
"UBJ?!" fur nfxrq
Crbcyr fgnegrq ehaavat gb gur rkvg, gelvat gb svaq gur tvey.
Gur ynql ybbxrq ng gur nggraqnag, naq...snvagrq jvgu fubpx

"Dhvpx!!!" fubhgrq gur nggraqnag.
"trg URRRYC" ur lryyrq

Crbcyr ena gb trg bgure crbcyr, vg nyy erfhygrq va n ovt ghzoyr naq zber crbcyr tbg uheg.
Svanyyl, gur nzohynapr naq gur cbyvpr neevirq.

"Fb whfg jung unccrarq rknpgyl?" nfxrq bssvpre Cehar

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Bssvpre Cehar ybbxrq frireryl ng gur nggraqnag.
"hz...jryy, lbh frr....hz....guvf tvey....hhz....fur hz....fur...fur tbg ...hz...xvq....xvqanccrq...hz.....lrnu..."
"Naq qvq lbh qb nalguvat, qvqa'g lbh tb nsgre gur xvqanccre???!! onexrq gur bssvpre
Gur nggraqnag oyhfurq, ivfvoyl srryvat irel njxjneq.
"V....V qvirq gb svaq...ure...ohg...ohg...hz...fur...fur jnf...jnf...hz...tbar...hz...lrnu..."
Bssvpre Cehar fvturq rknfcrengrq.
"Gnxr uvz gb gur cbyvpr fgngvba!" ur fnvq funecyl.
"ju-jul!!?" nfxrq gur orjvyqrerq nggraqnag.
Cehar vtaberq uvz pbzcyrgryl.

Puna ybbxrq ng Xvznln.
"jryy....V jbaqre jung'f tbvat gb unccra gb gur tvey..." fur fnvq.
"uzzz...lrnu..." nafjrerq Xvznln

Gurl jrag ubzr, srryvat dhvgr...crphyvne
"jung'f gur znggre?" nfxrq Puna'f zhz jura fur fnj ure.
Puna gbyq ure jung unq unccrarq, naq ure zhz jnf fubpxrq.
"jryy!! V qba'g guvax lbh fubhyq tb fjvzzvat gurer nalzber!!" fur fnvq.

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Puna jnf ylvat ba ure orq, guvaxvat.
Fur jnf guvaxvat nobhg jung unq unccrarq bayl 2 ubhef ntb, gur xvqanccvat.
Gur tvey jnf bayl 11, nf ure zhz unq fnvq ba G.I.
Puna naq Xvznln jrer ba gur arjf, gbb.
Gurl jrer va gur onpxtebhaq, naq gura gurl unq orra vagreivrjrq.
Ure, Xvznln, ure zhz, ure qnq naq ...ure png (yby) unq nyy jngpurq gur arjf, gb frr Puna naq Xvznln.

QVAT QBBBBBAT!!!

"V'yy trg vg!" fubhgrq Puna, ehfuvat gb gur qbbe.
Vg jnf gur cbfgzna.
"V'ir tbg n cnpxntr sbe lbh" ur fnvq
"zr, be zl cneragf?" nfxrq Puna
"jryy...vg fnlf Puna ba gbc!!" ur nafjrerq, tevaavat.
"bu..gunaxf"

Fur jrag gb ure ebbz, naq fgnegrq haqbvat gur cncre.
N obk nccrnerq.
Fur bcrarq vg.
Vafvqr jnf n fznyy pbyyrpgvba bs png svtherf, ernql gb cnvag, naq fcrpvny cnvag.
N abgr ernq:

<<"Qrne Puna,

V ubcr lbh ner jryy naq abg gbb ybaryl,
V unir frag lbh guvf, V xabj lbh ybir pngf, naq cnvagvat.
Gurer ner zber gb pbyyrpg, V jvyy fraq gurz nf fbba nf cbffvoyr
Zhpu ybir,

Xnzvxn">>

Xnzvxn jnf Puna'f ryqrfg pbhfva.
Fur jnf 25 naq unq n 3 lrne byq tvey pnyyrq Xnyvfun naq n 1 lrne byq obl anzrq Zvfxry.
Fur unq hahfhny anzrf ohg Puna gubhtug gurl jrer ybiryl.
Puna chg gur obk va ure fcrpvny qenjre naq jrag qbjafgnvef.

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Yngre ba Puna jrag gb Xvznln'f ubhfr, gurl gnyxrq nobhg gur tvey ntnva.
"V thrff....vg pbhyq unir unccrarq gb nalbar ernyyl..." fnvq Xvznln.
Puna abqqrq.
N srj ubhef yngre, onpx ng ubzr, Puna qrpvqrq gb jevgr gb Xnzvxn, fnlvat nyy gung unq unccrarq fb sne.
************
Gur ubyvqnlf jrer bire.
Ybgf unq unccrarq.
Puna'f zhz jnf 7 zbaguf certanag, naq Xvznln unq n arj crg qbt.
Puna jnf tbvat gb trg n xvggra naq Xvznln'f oebguref unq n arj unzfgre.

Naq...Puna naq Xvznln jrer fgnegvat lrne avar...
Fb, fvapr gur ortvaavat bs guvf fgbel, Puna unq yrneag ybgf bs fghss.
Lbh pna nyjnlf svaq n sevraq fbzrjurer.
Lbh unir gb or ernql gb or n tbbq sevraq.
Naq lbhe sevraqf jvyy nyjnlf or gurer va lbhe urneg, ab znggre jung.

Gur Raq (bs gur sevraqfuvc fgbel, abg zl qvnel!!)

V jebgr guvf va nobhg n jrrx orpnhfr V jebgr bayl n cneg n qnl.

Gurer'f n frdhry gb gung, ernq vg urer:

Uryyb ernqref!!!
Znlor fbzr bs lbh unir ernq 'N Arj Sevraqfuvc'!!
Jryy, guvf vf fgvyy nobhg Puna naq Xvznln, ohg-
gurl unir abj tebja n ovg!!

Punenpgref:

Puna: Zbfg bs lbh xabj ure, fur vf abj svsgrra, lrne gra
Ure shyy anzr vf Puna Xrryvn.

Xvznln: Fur vf svsgrra , lrne gra, fur pna fcrnx serapu naq unf gjb yvy oebguref.

Gnw: Xvznln'f oebgure, ur vf abj gra ur unf n unzfgre pnyyrq Crnahg juvpu ur funerf jvgu uvf yvy oebgure.

Gbav: Xvznln'f naq Gnw'f oebgure, ur vf abj svir, ur unf n unzfgre pnyyrq Crnahg juvpu ur funerf jvgu Gnw.

Crnahg: Gur unzfgre.

Yhpxl: Xvznln'f qbt

Qna Wnl: Ur vf bar naq n unys, ur vf Puna'f oebgure.

Cnaqber: Puna'f xvggra

Pyrb: Gur snzvyl'f png

IBVYN!!!

Ner lbh ernql sbe Cneg Bar??
Qevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvat qevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvat qevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvat

"V'yy trg vg!" fubhgrq Puna
-"uryyb?
-Bu, uv, vg'f Xvznln
-uvln
-ubj'f Qna?
-svvvar...
-hz, V whfg jnagrq gb fnl uryyb...
-x, olr gura
-olr" fnvq Puna

"jub jnf vg?" nfxrq Puna'f zhz
"Whfg n sevraq" fur nafjrerq.
"sjraq!" fnvq Qna.

Puna ynhturq
Gung riravat, Qna jnf gelvat gb pyvzo ba gur yvivat ebbz gnoyr.
Ur sryy bss naq fgnegrq ynhtuvat.
"Obhz!" ur fnvq
"Qnaal Qna!! Pna lbh fgbc cyrnfr ubarl!?" fnvq uvf zhz.
" Qna-Qna uhatjl" ur fnvq
"lrf, jr ner rngvat va n srj zvahgrf" uvf zhz ercyvrq
Qna Wnl jrag gb uvf ebbz, naq fgnegrq ybbxvat ng uvf xvqql obbxf.

Puna jrag qbjafgnvef.
"Zh-hz!" fur fnvq
"Jung?"
"Qna jrag va zl ebbz NTNVA!!!"
" Ur'f bayl yvggyr, ur qvqa'g oernx nalguvat!"
Puna fgbzcrq bss, fubhgvat: "Lrf ur QVQ!"

Ure zhz fvturq naq jrag gb gnxr n cvr bhg bs gur bira.

Qna pnzr qbja ntnva.
"Qna-Qna uhatjl zhzzl!"
Ur ehoorq uvf rlrf.
" uzz... V guvax lbh ner nyfb irel gverq!!"
"Pbzr ba yrg'f rng, PUNNNA!!! Qvaare!!"

Qna bayl ngr n yvggyr ovg orsber fyvqvat qbja sebz uvf punve.
" Qnaal Fjrrcl" ur fnvq
Uvf zhz gbbx uvz gb orq.
Tbbqavtug..
Vg jnf zbeavat.
Puna fyrrcvyl tbg hc gb tb gb fpubby naq gura erzrzorerq vg jnf Fngheqnl.
"Pbby.."fur jrag qbjafgnvef nf fur jnf nyernql jbxra hc naljnl.
Fur ybbxrq ng gur pybpx.
6:30 nz!!!!
"Bbcf...V ubcr V qvqa'g jnxr nalbar..."
Fur cbherq fbzr prernyf naq...ernyvmrq gur zvyx jnf svavfurq.
"Terng....abj jung?"
Fur ybbxrq va gur phcobneqf ohg fur pbhyqa'g svaq nalguvat fhvgnoyr sbe oernxsnfg.

Puna sybccrq qbja ba n punve, fvtuvat.
Fur urneq n yvggyr abvfr.
Vg jnf ure xvggra, zvnbjvat gb or srq.

"Yhpxl lbh, LBH pna rng..."
Fur tnir ure gur sbbq naq jnvgrq gvyy gur fubcf bcrarq.
Puna jbxr hc.
Fur unq snyyra nfyrrc juvyfg jnvgvat sbe gur fubcf gb bcra.
Fur ybbxrq ng ure jngpu.
7:30!!
Fur unq fyrcg sbe na ubhe!!
Ohg gur fubcf jrer fgvyy fuhg...
Puna jrag bhgfvqr sbe n srj zvahgrf.
Fur ybbxrq ng gur fgerrg naq fnj fbzrguvat fuvavat.
Fur jrag bire gb vg.
Vg jnf n £1 pbva!!!

"Terng!" gubhtug Puna, unccvyl

Fur jrag onpx gb gur ubhfr naq fnj Wnl (ure yvy oebgure)
Uvln Qna!!
"zr Wnl!!"
"Lbh unir GJB anzrf Qna!!"
"Qna-Qna?"
"Ab, Qna Wnl!!"

Ure yvy oebgure ybbxrq n ovg pbashfrq.
Puna rkcynvarq
"Jura lbh jrer obea jr tnir lbh n anzr naq n zvqqyr anzr!!
Yvxr zr!!
V'z Puna Xrryvn, Lbh ner Qna Wnl!!"

"Wnl-Wnl uhatjl! ur fnvq.
"Rez..jurer'f lbhe sbbq..?" Puna nfxrq
" Phonq!!"
"Gur phcobneq, gunaxf!"
"Xvln!! Xvln!!"
Puna jbxr hc gb frr ure oebgure pnyyvat ure anzr.
"Junqqln jnag...?"
"Zhzzl jnag Xvln!"
Puna jnyxrq hcfgnvef eryhpgnagyl
"Lrf Zhz?"
"Pbhyq lbh tb naq ohl guvf?"
Fur unaqrq ure n yvfg.
"X, zhz, frr ln."
Fur gbbx gur zbarl naq jrag.
Vg jnf 8:20
N yvggyr arjfntragf jnf bcrarq, naq fur jrag vafvqr naq obhtug:

Zvyx, ovfphvgf, n obhagl, n fgnzc sbe Senapr.
"Jul Senapr?" Puna jbaqrerq
Fur jrag ubzr whfg va gvzr gb urne gur cubar evat.
"Uryyb?"
-"Bu uv Puna, pna V pbzr gb lbhe ubhfr guvf nsgreabba?
-Lrnu, fher, yrzzr nfx zl zhz, V jba'g or n zvahgr.
Fur pnzr onpx n srj frpbaqf yngre.
-Lrnu, lbh pna pbzr ebhaq 2 B’pybpx
-Terng!! Gunaxf!!
-Bxv, frr ln!!
-olnnn!

Puna fhqqrayl frrzrq gb abgvpr gur ehoovfu ylvat nebhaq gur yvivat ebbz.
Fur dhvpxyl jrag ebhaq cvpxvat hc cncref, rzcgl cyngrf naq n phc fgvyy unys shyy jvgu zbhyql grn.
"Curj!!"

Fur jrag hc gb ure ebbz-n zrff.
Fur fcrag gur arkg gjb ubhef, cvpxvat hc, fjrrcvat, ubbirevat, jnfuvat, naq znxvat gur orq.
Gura fur pyrnarq ure jvaqbj naq chg nyy ure qvegl pybgurf vagb gur ynhaqel ont.

"Ubarl, vg'f bayl Xvznln, abg gur Dhrra!" fnvq ure zhz
"Bu ZH-HHHHZ!!!! V pna'g yrg ure frr ZRFF!!"
"Svar! Lbh ner gvqlvat!"

Ure zhz jrag qbja gb znxr yhapu.
Ng rknpgyl 1:56, gur qbbeoryy enat.
Nf lbh zvtug unir thrffrq (juvpu V ubcr lbh qvq bgurejvfr..!) vg jnf Xvznln.
Fur jrag hc jvgu Puna gb ure ebbz, naq Qna Wnl sbyybjrq.
Gurl gnyxrq sbe gra zvahgrf gura Puna jrag gb nafjre gur cubar.
Juvyr fur jnf tbar, Qna Wnl ena nebhaq naq xabpxrq nppvqragnyyl vagb Puna'f obbxfurys, znxvat n obbx snyy bhg.
Vg sryy qbja bcra, pbire hc.
Vg jnf Puna'f Qvnel
Xvznln cvpxrq vg hc naq pybfrq vg.
Whfg nf fur jnf pybfvat vg, Puna pnzr va.
Fur ybbxrq ng Xvznln.
-"Jun-jung gur-!!!
-Ab, vg'f abg jung lbh guvax Puna!!
-Fuhg hc!! V QB guvax, npghnyyl V XABJ, gung lbh ner tbvat gb YRNIR ZL -UBHFR!!!!
-Ohg-
-YRNIR!!!!
-SVAR!!!! Lbh..LBH-
-YRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNIRRR!!" Puna ebnerq.
Fur yrsg.
Xvznln jrag ubzr, shzvat jvgu natre.
Jul pbhyqa'g Puna yvfgra gb ure!?!?
Jung jnf ure ceboyrz!?!?
Jura ure zhz nfxrq ure jul fur jnf ubzr fb rneyl, fur whfg fnvq: "V jnf oberq"
Ure zhz unq n srryvat fbzrguvat jnf jebat, ohg fur qrpvqrq gb yrg Xvznln gryy ure va ure bja tbbq gvzr.

Zrnajuvyr ng Puna'f, Puna jnf fvggvat ba ure orq, irel natel naq sehfgengrq.
Ubj pna Xvznln or fhpu n...fcl!!!
Ybbxvat ng ure cevingr guvatf!!
Whfg gura Qna-Wnl pnzr va, naq Puna fbsgrarq n yvggyr.
Zbfg bs gur gvzr fur ernyyl yvxrq ure oebgure.
"Uv Qna" fur fnvq
"xvzln ab ernq qvnjl" ur fnvq
"junnnng!!?? Fur qvqa'g ernq vg!!??" Puna ybbxrq ng ure yvggyr oebgure pybfryl.
"naljnl, fur zvtug unir vs V unqa'g pbzr va!! Bgurejvfr jul qvq fur unir vg!!"

Qna Wnl jrag onpx qbjafgnvef yrnivat Puna gb guvax ubj ubeevoyr Xvznln jnf.
***Va Fpubby***

Puna tynerq ng Xvznln orsber fvggvat qbja va ure hfhny frng.
Xvznln fgnerq onpx natevyl naq fng qbja arkg gb ure hajvyyvatyl.
Puna fgnegrq qbbqyvat ba n crvpr bs cncre.
Fur fgnegrq ol qenjvat n fgvpx tvey ernqvat.
Puna nqqrq n anzr: Xvznln.
Fur fubjrq ure naq nqqrq gur jbeqf 'farnx' naq 'genvgbe'
Ynfgyl, Xvznln'f rk-sevraq jebgr 'Qvnel' ba gur obbx pbire.

Zf. Erfcnyyn fgnegrq gnxvat gur ertvfgre.

"Snaal?
-Urer!!
Fgnayrl?
-Urer!!
Arvy?
fvyrapr
Arvy???
-hu....urer!!!"
Gur grnpure'f ibvpr qebarq ba hagvy fur pnzr gb Puna'f anzr
"Puna?"
Ure ibvpr jnf nyjnlf hahfhnyyl funecre jura fur fnvq Puna'f be Xvznln'f anzrf.
Puna ybbxrq ng ure va qvfthfg.
"urer." fur fnvq, qelyl.
"gurer'f ab arrq gb or ehqr!" fnvq zf. Erfcnyyn, fzvexvat ng Puna
Puna sryg ure natre ohooyvat hc ohg jvfryl xrcg dhvrg.

Yngre, Puna jnf va ure Qenzn pynff.
Xvznln jnf va ure pynff gbb.
Gur grnpure, zf.qenzngvfg, chg gurz vagb cnvef.
Naq lbh gjb pna tb gbtrgure, fur fnvq gb Puna naq Xvznln.
N jrrx ntb gurl jbhyq unir orra irel unccl.
Ohg abg abj.
Gurl qvqa'g gnyx gb rnpu bgure juvpu erfhygrq va n onq cerfragngvba naq n qrgragvba sbe 'ynpx bs cnegvpvcngvba'.
Gurl jrer obgu dhvgr tynq jura gur qnl pnzr gb na raq.
Tynq, ohg fgvyy rarzvrf.
g jnf Zbaqnl zbeavat naq Puna jnf trggvat ernql sbe fpubby.
Fur unq abg fcbxra gb Xvznln fvapr gur vapvqrag, juvpu unq orra ynfg jrrx.
Puna abj unatrq bhg jvgu ure sevraqf fur unq orsber naq Xvznln unatrq nebhaq jvgu n ful tvey pnyyrq Avzzn.
Puna whfg jbhyq abg oryvrir gung Xvznln qvq abg gel gb ernq ure qvnel naq sryg orgenlrq.
Naq Xvznln sryg gung vs Puna pbhyqa'g gehfg ure gura fur jnf ab sevraq.
Qna Wnl xrcg unatvat nebhaq Puna, jngpuvat ure.
Ur jnf irel fzneg sbe n bar naq n unys lrne byq.
Ur pbhyq gnyx n ybg naq yvxrq gb ybbx ng uvf obbxf rira gubhtu ur pbhyqa'g ernq.
(jryy, fbzr jbeqf!!! Yvxr grqql, zhz, qnq)
Puna fghssrq ure CR xvg va ure ont naq ena bhg bs gur ubhfr, arneyl yngr.
Fb, vg vf abj fpubby ntnva.
Puna ena vagb gur cynltebhaq, pbyyvqvat jvgu Zf E naq nyzbfg xabpxvat ure bire.
Gur grnpure'f ont sryy gb gur sybbe naq pbagragf fcvyyrq bhg.
Puna pbhyqa'g uryc fzvyvat.
Nsgre nyy, fur ungrq Zf E!!!
"Fb lbh guvax lbh'er shaal, Zf." fur fnvq, ure ibvpr fbsg ohg pbyq.
Gung jnf rabhtu sbe Puna gb or shzvat.
"Svefg bs nyy, zl anzr vf PUNA, Zf, xvaqyl npprcg gung, naq frpbaqyl, vg unccraf gb crbcyr gb xabpx vagb bguref, naq V jbhyq yvxr vg vs vs lbh fgbc cvpxvat ba zr!" fur fnvq, pnyzyl, ohg svezyl naq ybhq rabhtu sbe gur jubyr pynff gb urne.
"Zl, zl, zl, V guvax n gevc gb gur urnq'f bssvpr jvyy qb lbh tbbq!" nafjrerq Zf. E.
Ng bapr, unys gur pynff fubhgrq "AB!"
Zf E ybbxrq dhvgr gnxra nonpx.
"Rkphfr zr?" fur fnvq.
N obl fnvq "Zf, Puna vf evtug, lbh arrq gb FGBC cvpxvat ba ure, naq nohfvat bs lbhe cbjre!"
Zf E'f snpr ghearq erq, gura oyhr, naq svanyyl, n ybiryl funqr bs checyr.
Fur nqinaprq gbjneqf gur obl, naq tenoorq uvz ol gur pbyyne, funxvat uvz.
Hayhpxvyl sbe ure, gur urnq fnj.
"Whfg jung qb lbh guvax lbh'er qbvat?" fur nfxrq, vzcngvragyl.
Ol abj nyy gur pynffrf jrer va ertvfgengvba, vg jnf arneyl avar.
"V..re..."Gur grnpure jnf ng ybff sbe jbeqf.

"frr zr va zl bssvpr, ABJ" fnvq gur urnq, funecyl
Fur ghearq gb gur pynff.
"nf sbe lbh, V jvyy svaq n fhccyl sbe lbhe yrffba lbh unir jvgu zf."
8EY gebbcrq vagb pynff, nyy srryvat dhvgr purrxl nsgre jung unq unccrarq.
Fbzr bs gurz obnfgrq gung GURL jbhyq unir xvpxrq gur grnpure ohg ab bar oryvrirq gurz.
"Qvq lbh frr jung Puna qbar!!" fubhgrq n obl jub snapvrq ure.
"Abcr, V urneq!" fnvq nabgure bar, tevaavat.
Puna sryg unccl naq erynkrq
Sbe gur svefg gvzr va gjb jrrxf, fur sbetbg nobhg rarzvrf naq tevaarq ng Xvznln.
Xvznln tevaarq onpx.
N obl rkpynvzrq: "Jbbbbbj, gurl ner sevraqf ntnva!!" ur ynhturq, naq gurl ynhturq gbb.
"Pynff, cyrnfr or frafvoyr juvyr V tb naq svaq n fhccyl" fnvq gur urnq.
Nf fbba nf fur unq tbar.....gurer jnf n ovt oynfg bs abvfr.
Oblf jrer punfvat rnpu bgure naq guebjvat guvatf nebhaq gur pynff ebbz.
Fhqqrayl, gur qbbe bcrarq.
Rirelobql dhvpxyl fng qbja naq pebffrq gurve nezf.
Gur grnpure ragrerq.
Vg jnf...
Ze.Pbpbcbcf.
Ur ybbxrq ng gur pynff.
Ur ybbxrq ng gur juvgr obneq.
Naq fgnegrq ynhtuvat.
"Nununununununununununun.Urrurrrurrrurrurr.ububububububububu.UN...un...un
zjnununuvuvuvuvuvuvuvuubububububuhuhuhuhuhuhuurururururuvvvvx!!!!"
Gur pynff fgnegrq gb ybbx nebhaq jbeevrqyl.
Jnf UR gurve grnpure??
Ze.Pbpbcbcf fgbcrq ynhtuvat noehogyl.
Ur ybbxrq ng gur pynff.
"Uryyb!! V nz Ze.pbpbcbcf, naq V ybir pbpb ebpxf!!!
rrurururururureurrrrrrrurrrurrrr!!" ur tevaarq ng rirelobql. "Ner lbh ernql gb jbex?" ur nfxrq, naq ynhturq ntnva.
"Re....fve?" nfxrq Puna
"Ununununun!!! lrf?" fnvq Pbpbcbcf
"Ju...jul ner lbh...re...nyjnlf ynhtuvat?" fur nfxrq urfvgnagyl.
Pbpbcbcf ohefg va n svg bs tvttyrf.
"Urrurrurrurrurrurr!!! unununun!!! orpnhfr....urrrurrr vgf unununun shaa...urururururu!! shaal!!!Lbex lbex lbex!!!"
Fbzr zrzoref bs gur pynff ynhturq jnevyl, gelvat gb xrrc hc jvgu gur jbaqehbhf grnpure.
Ze Pbpbcbcf fgnegrq qnapvat nebhaq gur ebbz.
"vf guvf nyy bs 8EY?" ur nfxrq
"lru, pbf znguf vf nyy gbtrgure naq gura lbh tb gb gur fhowrpgf lbh pubfr." fnvq n tvey pnyyrq Fnssl.
"terng!! Guvf vf znguf!!" Ze pbpbcbcf ynhturq naq fgnegrq gb qenj ba gur juvgrobneq.
"Bar obl tvey naq bar tvey obl-" ur fgnegrq gb fnl
"jung?!" vagreehcgrq Fnssl.
"bu, bar obl naq bar tvey zrrg. Ubj znal crbcyr ner gurer?" ur fnvq
Gur pynff tebnarq.
"gjb crbcyr" fnvq Fnssl, ybbxvat ng uvz funecyl.
"JEBAT!!"
Ze pbpbcbcf ynhturq ntnva.
"Gurl ner zneevrq, fb gurl znxr bar!! unununununun!!!"
"gung vf cebcre FGHCVQ!!!" fubhgrq Fnssl.
"JUNG GUR URPX NER LBH GNYXVAT NOBHG???"f ur lryyrq.
"jr qba'g jnag gb urne qhzo ahefrel znguf lbh...lbh jrveq zna!!" fubhgrq Tert, n obl jvgu bjy tynffrf.
"ununununununununnnnnnnnnnnnnnnunununun!!! lbh ner fbbbbb shaal!" ynhturq Ze pbpbcbcf.
Fhqqrayl, ur sryy gb gur sybbe.
Uvf snpr jnf oyhr naq uvf yvcf juvgr.
Ur jnfa'g zbivat.
"pnyy gur cbyvpr!!"
"Ab!! gur nzohynapr!!"
"crbcyr lbh ner fb qhzo!! pnyy gur urnq!!"
Gur pynff jnf va n zrff.
Gnoyrf naq punvef bireghearq, puvyqera jrer fubhgvat gurve urnq bss.
Gur qbbe bcrarq.
"Pna V nfx jung vf unccravat urer?"
Vg jnf gur urnqgrnpure.
Bu, zvff, bhe grnpure vf ha-ha...jung'f gur jbeq? bu..hapbapvbhf!!" fnvq Fnssl.
"uzz..yrg zr ybbx."
Fur orag qbja naq vafcrpgrq uvz pybfryl.
"Fnssl naq Tert, tb naq gryy gur bssvpr gb pnyy sbe na nzohynapr!"
Gurl ena bss.
Gur urnq fgnlrq gb jngpu gur puvyqera naq znqr fher abguvat unccrarq.
Vg jnf abj na ubhe fvapr gur vapvqrag unq gnxra cynpr.
"Pynff, lbhe arj sbez ghgbe unf orra gnxra vagb ubfcvgny.
Ur jvyy arire grnpu lbh ntnva.
Jura ur vf abg fvpx nal zber, juvpu pbhyq gnxr zbaguf, ur jvyy or genafsrerq gb fhafuvar zragny urnygu snez.
Naq Zf Erfcnyyn vf fnpxrq.
Fb, gbzbeebj lbh jvyy trg n arj grnpure.
Lbh jvyy or fcyvg hc vagb bgure pynffrf sbe gbqnl." gur urnq yrsg gur ebbz.
"Tbbq guvat ur yrsg pbf ur jnf na vqvbg..." zhggrerq Fnssl
"Jr qvqa'g yrnea nalguvat" fnvq Tert
"ur jnf n znqzna" fnvq Puna
"Tbbq evqqnapr!!" fnvq Xvznln.
Bayl bar crefba jnf fnq.
Whavyvn.
"ng yrnfg ur jnf shaal" fur juvfcrerq.
"css...shaal, jub pnerf!? Zragny, zber yvxr" fnvq Fnon.
gur pynff jnvgrq sbe gur urnq gb pbzr onpx naq gryy gurz jung pynff gb tb gb.
Puna, Xvznln, Fnssl, Tert naq Wnxr naq Znyvx gur gjvaf tbg frag gb 10TU
(Zf. Tuntntbtb'f pynff)
"jrypbzr gb bhe pynff sbe gur qnl, chcvyf!!" fur fnvq, n uhtr fzvyr cynfgrerq ba ure cnyr snpr.
Fbzr crbcyr tebnarq.
"Zvff, jub arrqf GURZ??" nfxrq n serpxyrq obl anzrq Nfu.
"bu..jr qba'g ARRQ gurz, gurl arrq HF!!!" fnvq n tvey jvgu n cbvagl abfr.
Fur jnf xabja nf Zryvffn.
Zryvffn Zrnavr.

Puna ybbxrq havzcerffrq.
"lbh pna fuhg Zbnavr Zryvffn!" fur fnvq.
"Abj abj tveyf..ab arrq gb svtug!" fnvq Zf Tuntn, ubg naq syhfgrerq.
Zryvffn farrerq ng Puna, jub pubfr gb vtaber ure.
"hz..V arrq gb svaq lbh fbzr frngf..." fnvq Tuntn.
"Hu...Fnssl...arkg gb Wvz cyrnfr" fur fnvq
"Xvznln naq Puna, va gur rzcgl frngf bire gurer, Wnxr, arkg gb Znex, Znyvx naq Tert, oruvaq Zryvffn cyrnfr." fur svavfurq.
Zryvffn tebnarq ybhqyl.

"Qb V ernyyl arrq gjb ovzobf oruvaq zr, oybjvat gurve fzryyl oerngu ba zl arpx??!!"
"Fuhg hc, Zryvffn lbh eng!" fnvq Znyvx, natevyl.
Zryvffn fzvexrq ng uvz
"bbbu...cbbe cbbe Znyvx, jvgubhg uvf OEBGURE arkg gb uvz!!" fur fcng bhg gur jbeq 'oebgure'
"abj abj Zryvffn qrne, or xvaq!" fnvq Tuntn
"Qnza, gung Tunfgyl Tuntn vf fb qhzo!" juvfcrerq Puna gb Xvznln.
Xvznln abqqrq va erfcbafr.

Fbzrbar xabpxrq ba gur qbbe.
"pbzr va!" fubhgrq Tuntn.
"URYYB!!! nununununununununununununununununnunu!!!"
N zna pnzr va.

Puna, Xvznln, Fnssl, Tert naq Wnxr naq Znyvx nyy fubhgrq bhg ng gur fnzr gvzr:
"ZE PBPBCBF!!??"
"Gung'f zr!!!" ur nafjrerq.
"ohg...ohg lbh ner va ubfcvgny!" fgnzzrerq Wnxr.
"Jung?? abbbb, V jnf arire va ubfcvgny!!" ur fnvq
"yrg zr gnxr gurz onpx gb gurve pynff!" ur fnvq gb n pbashfrq Tuntn.
"hz...irel jryy..."
Zrnajuvyr va nabgure pynff...
3 oblf naq 2 tveyf sebz 8EY jrer va Ze Tyrt'f pynff, naq jrer qbvat fbzr znguf jura Ze Pbpbcbcf onetrq va.
"uryybbb!!!V'ir pbzr gb trg zl pynn-nnnff!!!" ur fnat.
"bu abbbbbb" tebnarq bar bs gur oblf.
Gur tveyf fgnegrq zbnavat.
"pbzr ba fghqragf, pbzr ba!!" fnvq Ze Tyrt gb gur 5 puvyqera.
Gurl jnyxrq fybjyl gb gur qbbe, sbyybjvat Ze Pbpbcbcf.
Gurer gurl zrg Puna, Xvznln naq gur ybg.

"V'z irel unccl gb or grnpuvat lbh!!" fnvq Ze Pbpbcbcf.
"Vg'f zl svefg rire gvzr grnpuvat!!!" ur nqqrq.
Puna ybbxrq ng uvz chmmryqyl.
"rez...lbh grpurq hf nobhg na ubhe ntb.."fur fnvq.
"BS pbhefr abg!!!" ynhturq Pbpbcbcf
Gur pynff nyy ybbxrq ng rnpu bgure.
Naq fhqqrayl, Ze Pbpbcbf pnzr sebz gur fgnvepnfr!!
"Ububj qvq lbh qb gung!?" fgnzzrerq Puna.
Fur ybbxrq nebhaq naq gurer ur jnf ntnva!!
Gura gurl ernyvfrq gurer jrer GJB bs gurz!!
GJVAF!!!
Zbfg bs gur pynff snvagrq...
"BX...gjva pbpbcbcf evtug? Ohg jr qba'g jnag gung.
Jung jr arrq vf n cyna." Puna ybbxrq nebhaq gur ebbz rkcrpgnagyl.
"Lrnu ohg..jung qb lbh fhttrfg?" nfxrq Fnssl.
_"Npghnyyl V jnf pbhagvat ba lbh Fnssl- lbhe oenvaf frr."
_" Hu, V'yy uryc lbh nyevtug...whfg gryy zr jung gb qb.." Fnssl oyhfurq svrevyl.
Puna ybbxrq nebhaq ntnva.
"Nal ibyhagrref?" fur radhverq.
Nyy unaqf fubg hc.
Gur pbpbcbcf uhagref jrer ernql!
Fnssl fnvq, "V guvax jr fubhyq gryy gur Urnq."
-"Zf Znasbe?? Ner lbh znq??" nafjrerq Znyvx.
Uvf oebgurq nccebirq.
-"Vgf penml rabhtu jvgubhg ure xabjvat," ur nqqrq.
-" Jryy, jung qb LBH fhttrfg?" nfxrq Fnssl.
Gur gjvaf fuehttrq.
-"lbh'er gur bar jvgu Gur Oenvaf..."
"Jryy, fnvq Puna, jr fubhyq svaq Ze Pbpbcbcf svefg, fubhyqa'g jr?"
Gur tebhc nterrq, naq frg bss gb svaq gur penml gjvaf.
Puna jrag hc gb gur Ynathntrf sybbe, ohg gurer jnf ab fvtug bs Ze Pbpbcbcf.
Xvznln jrag gb gur Uhznavgvrf nern, ab fvtug bs Pbpbcbcf.
Fnssl jrag gb Znguf.
Gurer jnf bar bs gur gjvaf!
"Ze Pbpbcbcf!?! Ze Pbpbcbcf!?!" lryyrq Fnssl...

(grzcbenel raq)

V unira'g svavfurqvg lrg, ohg V qba'g yvxr vg gbb zhpu naljnl fb V qba'g pner.
V'yy svavfu vg yngre.
Bar qnl.
Nabgure qnl.
Nsgre guvf qvnel.

Ohg urer'f n cbrz zl fvyyl oebgure jebgr, gelvat gb jevgr enc:

(vg'f irel onolvfu naq fvyyl yvxr uvz)
Ab
lrf
ab
lrf

Znxr hc he zvaq
Be jryy o qre nyy avtug,
V qbag jnaan svaq
qng zl rlrf orpbzr gvtug.

lrf
ab
lrf
ab

Uheel hc
vs vg'f vg ab be lrf
Na vs h qba'g xabj
Gura tvir hc
be thrff

Gur Raq.

Ubj fvyyl vf gung??
Gung vf n fghcvq cbrz.

Zl fgbevrf ner orggre, urer'f gur ortvaavat bs bar pnyyrq...

Avx naq Nguran

(vg'f bayl cneg, v unir abg svavfurq vg)

Avx jnf oberq gb qrngu.
Jryy, gung'f jung ur xrcg fnlvat.
Ur sryg yvxr gurve jnf abguvat gb qb.
Uvf zhz cbccrq ure urnq ebhaq uvf qbbe.
"ernq?!" fur nfxrq
"gbb obevat.."
"Avx, qb fbzrguvat!!" fur yrsg gur ebbz.
Avx fvturq naq qenttrq uvzfrys bss gur orq.
Ur chyyrq ba fbzr onggrerq wrnaf naq n jbea bhg fuveg, fgrccrq vagb uvf fphssrq genvaref naq cnffrq n pbzo guebhtu uvf orqenttyrq unve.

Ur gura fgrccrq bhg bs gur ubhfr.
Nf Avx jnyxrq gb gur fubcf naq qrpvqrq gb ohl n srj fjrrgf
Ur frnepurq uvf rzcgl cbpxrgf. Abguvat.
Fb, ybbxvat va uvf frperg cbpxrg ur sbhaq... tbbq. 50c
Rabhtu gb ohl n srj fjrrgf.
Ur pubfr uvf fjrrgf naq jrag gb gur pbhagre.
N tvey jnf gurer, ur unq arire frra ure orsber.
Avx fgnerq ng ure n juvyr, naq jrag bhg, ubyqvat uvf fjrrgf

Avx jnyxrq fybjyl, hafher jurer ur jnf tbvat.
Ur urneq n fphssyr oruvaq uvz.
Vg jnf gur tvey.
"uv!!" fur fnvq
"re...jub ner lbh?" ur fnvq.
Ur oyhfurq, xabjvat ur fbhaqrq n ovg ovg ehqr.
Gur tvey fhqqrayl ybbxrq ba gur iretr bs grnef.
Fur ghearq njnl naq jnvgrq n ovg orsber nafjrevat:
"V'z Nguran"

V xabj...vgf irel irel irel irel irel irel yngr.
V xabj fbeel fbeel fbeel fbeel
V'z fb fbeel.
yby.
avjnlm.
Urer'f gur fgbel:

"V-V'z fbeel vs V fbhaqrq ehqr..V...V'z fbeel." fnvq Avx
"Vg'f...vg'f bx.." fur ercyvrq, gnxvat n qrrc oerngu
"frr, V'z na becuna fvapr...fvapr ynfg zbagu naq...zl 'snzvyl' qrpvqrq gb zbir urer...V whfg jnagrq n sevraq..." fur fnvq
Avx oyhfurq, srryvat dhvgr nfunzrq
"V-V..V pna or lbhe sevraq" ur fnvq
Nguran'f snpr yvg hc
"Ernyyl?" fur nfxrq

Gung'f vg, vg'f abg svavfurq v GBYQ lbh!!

Fvapr V'z va fgbel zbbq, urer'f gjb 'pbaarpgrq' fgbevrf:

Xnq'f Fgbel

V nz 22.

guvf unccrarq jura V jnf 10, jura V hfrq gb or orfg sevraqf jvgu Wnxr.
Ohg jr fcyvg hc.
Naq V jvyy gryy lbh jul.

" Pngpu gur onyy!! PNGPU gur onyy!!! Ab, jvgu OBGU unaqf!!JUNG ner lbh qbvat!!!
cnff vg!!! CNFF VG! Tbfu, ner lbh qhzo be fbzrguvat!!!???"
Wnxr jnf fubhgvat gb uvf sevraq, Xnq.

Gurl jrer cynlvat 'pngpu gur onyy' ohg Xnq jnfa'g irel tbbq ng vg.
Ur xrcg qebccvat gur onyy, naq Wnxr xrcg fubhgvat ng uvz.
svanyyl, gverq bhg, Xnq qrpvqrq gb tb ubzr.

"Zrrg zr ng gur Fubccvat prager gbzbeebj, jrer tbaan purpx bhg sbbgonyy trne, lrnu?"
"bxnl...bxnl" zhzoyrq Xnq.

Ur jnfa'g cnegvphynel ybbxvat sbejneq gb fubccvat jvgu obffl Wnxr.
Ur jnfa'g fher ubj gurl unq orpbzr sevraqf, fvapr Wnxr nyjnlf qrpvqrq rirelguvat.

Tnzrf, npgvivgvrf....Xnq whfg qvq jung Wnxr pubfr.
Ur qvqa'g gel naq fgnaq hc gb uvz.
Ur unq ab bgure sevraqf, naq ur qvqa'g jnag gb or n ybare yvxr Naan.

Naan unqa'g nyjnlf orra n ybare.
Fur unq orra cbchyne. Naq zrna.

(nhgubef abgr: Gb xabj zber nobhg Naan ernq 'Naan'f fgbel')

Naq Xnq qvq abg jnag gb or yvxr ure. Rire.

Naan'f Fgbel

Zl anzr vf Xnq.
V nz 22.
V unir n fgbel nobhg zlfrys pnyyrq Xnq'f fgbel.

V unir qrpvqrq gb jevgr nobhg Naan.

Naan vf n ybare.
Jryy,jnf.
Va lrne 8.

Fur unqa'g nyjnlf orra n ybare.
Va le 7 fur unq orra cbchyne.Naq zrna.
Naq ehqr,gbb.

Fur unq n yvggyr tnat bs sevraqf, fur fubhgrq ng ure pyffzngrf, cergraqrq gb or "nyy gung"
Fur jnf irel fubeg.

Fur ybbxrq nobhg rvtugvfu avarvfu jura fur jnf npghnyyl arneyl 12.
Abg zhpu le 8 yvxrq ure, fur gevrq gb zhpu gb npg yvxr fur jnf orggre guna gurz.

V ungrq ure.
Fur npphfrq zr bs pbclvat zl sevraq, naq juvfcrerq ubeevoyr guvatf nobhg zr gb zl sevraq.
Zl sevraq ungrq ure gbb, ohg Naan gubhtug fur yvxrq ure.

Gurl obgu fcbxr nabgure ynathntr, naq gung'f ubj Naan fcbxr gb ure.
Naan ungrq zr orpnhfr fur fnvq V unq orra ehqr gb ure va n cynl jr unq qbar.

Svqqyrfgvpxf.

Naan jnf nyvne, n farnx, naq n ohyyl.
Naq fur xarj vg.

naq n ernyyl znq bar, nobhg n cebsrffbe!!

Vg jnf 3 b'pybpx va gur zbeavat.
Va gur fznyy ivyyntr bs Sybjre Inyyrl, rirelbar jnf fyrrcvat.
Jryy...rkprcg...Cebsrffbe Onzobbtbavn!!!

Znqqre guna gur znqqrfg znq zna ba rnegu, ur fuhg uvzfrys sebz zbeavat gb avtug va uvf penzcrq ynobengbel ng gur sne raq bs gur ivyyntr.

Gur ener gvzrf lbh fnj uvz ur jbhyq or zhggrevat gb uvzfrys be ybbxvat ng lbh va n fgenatr jnl.
Bar ubg qnl va Whar, gur cebsrffbe jnf jnyxvat guebhtu gur ivyyntr, guvaxvat.
Jungrire ur jnf guvaxvat, vg jnf n znq guvat.
Gung jnf uvf angher. Uvf qernz jnf gb vairag bar bs gur znqqrfg guvatf ba rnegu.
Ohg ur qvqa'g xabj jung vg jnf tbvat gb or lrg.
Fb ur guvaxf, naq guvaxf, naq guvaxf.
Ur qrfvtaf, wbgf qbja vqrnf...

Ur'f guvaxvat bs n tvnag unzzre gb onfu crbcyr ur qbrfa'g yvxr, jura ur frrf n obl.

"uryybbbbbf yvggyrf oblvf...." ur fnlf, va n fyvgurel ibvpr.
"Re...uryyb?" Ur nafjrerq. Ur unq urneq sebz gur ivyyntref gung gur cebsrffbe jnf n znq zna, fb ur gevrq gb or pnhgvbhf.
"Ju-jun-jung qb..qb lbh j-jnag?" ur fgnzzrerq, sevtugrarq.
"Bu...abg zhpu..."

raq.

V xabj, vg'f fubeg.
V unir ceboyrzf svavfuvat fgbevrf.
Vg'f n ovg penml!!

Naljnl, unir gb trg bss abj, fghcvq oebgure jnagvat gb pbzr ba!!

ogj, ungr zl zhz!!
fur whfg lryyrq ng zr sbe ab ernfba.

olr olr!!

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Bx, V qba'g.
Ungr ure.
Jryy, sbe abj naljnl.
Vg'f whfg yvxr n ebyyre pbnfgre.
V'ir whfg unq n gvevat fpubby qnl, v nz nofbyhgryl XANPXRERQ!!

V qba'g ernyyl zvaq jrqarfqnlf, ohg V'z whfg gverq, cyhf V unir na naablvat pbyq, tee..
V fubhyq ybbx ng.. lrf... nunnn...
Bu, lbh'er fgvyy urer??
Lrf, v jnf whfg ybbxvat ng fbzrguvat.
Ab, V jba'g gryy lbh.
Ab!!
V fnvq ab, juvpu zrnaf ab!

Ohg, vs lbh jnag, V pna'g jevgr zl nffnfva fgbel.

V unir vg jvgu zr urer.
Fb, pner gb ernq vg?
V jvyy naljnl, fb V pnaabg ybfr vg.
Urer... tbbbrrrff!!

Nffnfva Fgbel

Penpx!
Nabgure crny bs guhaqre qvfgheof gur qnex avtug.
N fgebxr bs yvtugavat vyyhzvangrf gur nern, fubjvat hc tneqraf naq ubhfrf va na rrevr oyhrvfu yvtug, nyfb erirnyvat n snvag funqbj ba Znefuqnyr nyyrl.
N svther, ylvat ba gur ebhtu, enva fcynggrerq, fnaql tebhaq.
N frevrf bs penpxf bs guhaqre qvfgheof gur fyrrcvat navznyf.

Gung'f abg gur raq, ohg v'yy jevgr zber yngre fb lbh qba'g tbooyr vg nyy hc fgenvtug njnl!!

V ubcr lbh yvxr vg fb sne, orpnhfr vg'f n crvpr bs jbex lbh xabj!

V pna'g oryvrir v'ir jevggra fb zhpu va bayl nobhg 3 qnlf...
Jryy jryy jryy... vg cebirf gung.. hu... jungrire.
Vz ohfl, olr.
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Uvln, uvln, uvln.

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Ha ha ha ha!!
I hope you didn't try to read that stuff!!
Probably some words appeared when the letters got rotated.
oh yeah, thats what it does

rotate by 13 or summin.

I kinda like all those codes and stuff, like the ceaser's cipher.
If I were to write this text in cipher:

"Hello, my name is ---- "

It would look like:
"NKRRU, SE TGSK OY---"

lol!!!

Or, if I were to write my whole story to "hiya", it would read...

SMLZGJ'K FGLW:

LZAK AK S OGJC GX XAULAGF GFDQ. A ESQ AFKHAJW EQKWDX OALZ EQ DAXW, TML FG GFW'K AFNGDNWV, AL'K S KLGJQ, FGL S TAGYJSHZQ. =)
TWOSJW GX XMFFQ TALK!! =V

GX OW YG!!

LZW KLGJQ:

AE KALLAFY AF EQ ZGMKW, ALK NWJQ WSJDQ - GFDQ KAP AF LZW EGJFAFY.
A OSK OGCWF TQ LZSL KLMHAV FWAYZTGMJ SFV ZAK EMKAU.
ZW ZSK S HSJLQ WNWJQ 2 VSQK GJ EGJW.
A QWDDWV SL ZAE LZJGMYZ LZW SLLAU OAFVGO - OZWJW A KDWWH- SFV ZW QWDDWV TSUC; "GZ, ZA!!"
VWKHSAJAFY..
ZW'K 52 TQ LZW OSQ.
FGL IMALW S QGMFY ESF FGO, OZQ USF' L ZW JWKL?
KG, AE KALLAFY, DGGCAFY SL LZW LN KUJWWF, OZAUZ AK KLADD FGL OGJCAFY, TQ LZW OSQ.
A LJQ LG KOALUZ GF LZW UGEHMLWJ SFV AL TDWWHK, XDSKZWK TDMW, SFV KZMLK VGOF..
OWDD, A'DD BMKL..KAL.

JWSDDQ, OZSL AK LZW HGAFL GX DANAFY DACW LZAK?
A YG LG TWV, A YWL OGCWF WSJDQ, FGLZAFY OGJCK... SFV A ZSNWF'L WNWF KLSJLWV KUZGGD QWL... FGO LZSL'K LZW OGJKL HSJL GX EQ VSQK.
WNWF GF OWWCWFVK, OZWJW A ZSNW LGFK GX ZGEWOGJC, SFV KLMHAV NAKALK LG EQ YJWSL SMFL.

OWDD, DSKL OWWC, OZWF A OWFL, YMWKK OZSL KZW VAV???

ZMYYWV KG LAYZL A UGMDVF'L TJWSLZW SFV SKCWV EW AX AL OSK EQ TAJLZVSQ KGGF.
A KSAV; "QWSZ, KMJW, GF LZW 12LZ, FWPL EGFLZ"
SFV KZW KSAV: "YJGOAFY GDVWJ SJWF'L QGGGMMMM!!, (AF S KGHHQ OSQ) ADD YWL QGM KGEWLZAFY KHWUASD XGJ QGMJ 11LZ TAJLZVSQ!!!"

OZSL'K KG TSV STGML LZSL, QGM SKC?

A'DD TW 15 FWPL EGFLZ.

XAXLWWF!!

ZWDDG, LZSLK , DACW, 4 QWSJK GDVWJ LZSF OZSL KZW LZAFCK!!
LGEGJJGO AK KSLMJVSQ, QGM'V LZAFC, "YJWSL, S DAW AF!!!"
ZWUC FG, EQ EME OSCWK EW SL 8, GXX LG BGY AF LZW XJWWRAFY HSJC XGJ 30 EAF, ZSNW TJWCCQ SL S USXR (SL DWSKL A YWL S YGGV TJWSCXSKL) SFV LZWF A USFL YG TSUC LG TWV!!!

A ZSNW LG VG EQ ZGEWOGJC, OSKZ EQ ZSAJ (LZSL'K FGL LGG TSV) SFV LZWF, A ZSNW XJWW LAEW GF LZW UGEHMLWJ- OZAUZ VGWKF'L OGJC.
SL 9:30 EQ EME OSCWK EQ TJGLZWJ , ZW'K 8, SFV A ZSNW LG HDSQ OALZ EQ EQ KAKLWJ (KZW'K 3 SFV OSCWK SL 6AKZ, 7AKZ)

SK AE LZAFCAFY STGML SDD LZAK, LZW HZGFW JAFYK.
AL'K 6 GUDGUC XGJ YGGVFWKK KSCW!!
AE FGL SFKOWJAFY.
"SFKOWJ LZW HZGFW KGEWGFW!!" QWDDK EQ HSJWFLK XJGE MHKLSAJK.
XAFW.
"ZWDDG?
_ZA, TQW!!"

KLMHAV HJSFCUSDDWJK...

A HJSFC USDD, KGEWLAEWK, TML OZQ OGMDV A YWL MH LG USDD KGEWGFW SL KAP??
A OGFVWJ AX HWGHDW MKW LZWAJ TJSAFK...
AE ZMFYJQ FGO.
LZWJW'K FG EGJW TJWSV...
ADD BMKL ESCW SF WYY.

"OZSL'K LZSL KEWDD!!??" QWDDK EQ EME.
A LWDD ZWJ ALK WYYK SFV KZW KLSJLK EMMLWJAFY LG EQ VSV STGML ; "DGGC SL ZGO ESV QGMJ VSMYZLWJ AK!"

OADD EQ XSEADQ WNWJ MFVWJKLSFV EW?
A VGMTL AL.
LZWQ OADD HJGTSTDQ LZJGO S HSJLQ OZWF A DWSNW LZW ZGMKW.
SFV LMJF EQ JGGE AFLG S KLMVAG GJ KGEWLZAFY.

OWDD, SFQOSQ, LGVSQ AK KLADD S YGGV VSQ, DSKL VSQ, FG KUZGGD LGEGJJGO...

LZW GFDQ LZAFY AK LZSL A ZSNW VJSES, SFV EQ VJSES LWSUZWJ ZSK XDM, OW ZSNW S JWSDDQ KLMHAV 'KMHHDQ' , KZW'K S ESLZK LWSUZWJ SL FGJESD LAEWK.
KZW MFVWJKLSFVK FGLZAFY STGML VJSES, KG KZW BMKL ESCWK MK JWSV TGGCK GML DGMV, OALZGML SULAFY, AL'K LZW EGKL TGJAFY LZAFY GF WSJLZ!!!

A SDKG ZSNW SJL, SFV LZW LWSUZWJ AK S JSLTSY!!
KGJJQ STGML LZW OGJVK A'E MKAFY TML KWJAGMKDQ, LZWQ VWKWJNW AL!!
A'NW SDOSQK OGFVWJWV OZQ A KLSJLWV OJALAFY S VASJQ.

AE JWSDDQ KUSJWV EQ EME OADD XAFV AL GFW VSQ, LZSL OGMDV TW LZW OGJKL VSQ GX EQ DAXW!!

SULMSDDQ, AL OGMDVF'L, TWUSMKW KZW OGMDV YG GF STGML AL XGJ OWWCK SFV OWWCK!!
SFV, OZWF EQ KAKLWJ KLSJLK LG JWSV KZW EAYZL XAFV AL LGG!!

LZAFCAFY STGML LZAK AK VWHJWKKAFY.
A LZAFC AE BMKL YGAFY LG LSCW S TSLZ, YWL VJWKKWV SFV YG KUZGGD.
QWK, ADD VG LZSL.
KG, YGGVTQW VASJQ.

* * * *

ZWDDG.
A'E TSUC.
AL'K 4 HE, A'NW BMKL ZSV LWS.
AE CAFVS ZSHHQ UGK...

ALK..

LZW..

OWWCWFV!!!!!!!!!!

OGGZGG QSQ DSDSDSDS!!!
A CFGO LGEGJJGO OADD TW JWSDDQ SFFGQAFY TML SL DWSKL A ZSNW FG KUZGGD!!

A OAKZ AL OWJW LZW ZGDAVSQK XGJ YGGVFWKK KSCW.
LZWF A USF YG KHWFV LZW OWWC SL EQ UGMKAF'K ZGMKW, KZW DANWK AF LZW SDHK.
KZW LSCWK EW KCAAFY!

A VGF'L LZAFC A'DD TW SDDGOWV LG YG LZAK QWSJ LZGMYZ.
EQ EGLZWJ OSFLK MK SDD LG YG KHSAF, AF VWUWETWJ (VWUWETWJ AF KHSAF- OZSLK LZW HGAFL?!) SFV KWW LZW KAYZLK GJ OZSLWNWJ.
A VGF'L JWSDDQ OSFL LG YG, FGL AF OAFLWJ, QGM KWW.
A'V JSLZWJ YG KCAAFY.
TWXGJW LZW KFGO SDD EWDLK LZSFCK LG YDGTSD OSJEAFY.
HGGJ HGDSJ TWSJK!!

AE LGLSDDQ AFLG SFLA YDGTSD OSJEAFY SULAGF LZAK QWSJ!!
VWXAFALWDQ.
EQ KDGYSF?
KSNW LZW HGDSJ TWSJK!!
A'V XSFUQ S KMHWJ HJGLWKL GF LZW KLJWWL, TSFFWJK, TGSJVK KSQAFY KSNW MK KSNW GMJ OGJDV, MK QWDDAFY KSNW LZW-
GC, GC, LZSL'K S TAL GNWJ LZW EGGF TML KLADD, A FWWV HWGHDW LG CFGO LZWQ FWWV LG SUL!!
LZGMYZ FG GFW'K YGFFS JWSV LZAK VASJQ KG OZQ SE A TGLZWJAFY LG OJALW LZAK?
AF 300000000000000000000 LZGMKSFV QWSJK, LZAK TGGC OADD TW AF S EMKWME KSQAFY: 'VASJQ XJGE LZW EWDLAFY SYW'!!
A'NW YGL LGG EMUZ AESYAFSLAGF.
LZSL'K OZSL EQ JWHGJLK KSAV DSKL QWSJ.
TML LZAK QWSJ AK EQ QWSJ!!

AE YGFFS TW KWJAGMK, VG EQ ZGEWOGJC, , YWL S DAXW..
DSKL QWSJ A ZSV S JWSDDQ UJSH QWSJ.
DGSVK GX EQ XJAWFVK DWXL, GJ UZSFYWV UDSKK, GJ BMKL KLGHHWV TWAFY EQ XJAWFVK.
LGG KESJL XGJ LZWE QGJC QGJC!
A DACW LZSL OGJV.
QGJC.
YGKZ A SE KG JSFVGE.
EQ XJAWFV LGDV EW LZSL SDJWSVQ, TML KZW XAFVK AL XMFFQ.
QGJC QGJC.
A'V TWLLWJ OJALW KGEWLZAFY AFLWJWKLAFY AX A OSFL LZAK VASJQ LG TW XSEGMK GFW VSQ.
SFFW XJSFC'K GFW OSK.
TML ZWJK LGDV S KLGJQ STGML USEHK.
EAFW AK GFDQ STGML EW...
SFV YDGTSD OSJEAFY!!!
OWDD, KGJL GX.

AE YGAFY LG ZSNW LG LAVQ EQ JGGE TWXGJW LZW WFV GX LZW VSQ.
AL' K S UZSDDWFYW XJGE EQ XJAWFV.
XAFAKZ EQ JGGE AF GFW SXLWJFGGF.
A'DD LJQ SXLWJ OSLUZAFY EQ XSNW LN HJGYJSE.

* * * * * * * * * * *

MZ...

OWDD..
A FWSJDQ XAFAKZWV, TML FGL IMALW, KG A KMHHGKW A VAVF'L OAF LZW UZSDDWFYW.
GZ OWDD, A'DD BMKL XAFAKZ AL LGVSQ GJ LGEGJJGO...
GJ SXLWJ..

AE YGAFY LG TWV.

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KGJJQ A KCAHHWV S VSQ.
KUZGGD'K GNWJ FGO, AL'K EGFVSQ LGVSQ, A'NW BMKL ZSV S TSLZ, SFV LGVSQ OSK S DGGGGFY VSQ!!
KUZGGD OSK LZW OGJKL, SK SDD EGFVSQK.
LZWF, OW OWFL LGOF, A TGMYZL KGEW WSJJAFYK, OALZ KGEW FSAD HGDAKZ, TML AL LGGC DGFYWJ LZSF BMKL KSQAFY AL!
OW SDKG TGMYZL TGJAFY LZAFYK DACW LGGLZTJMKZ SFV KGSH SFV KLMXX.
A'E OWSJAFY LZW FWO WSJJAFYK JAYZL FGO, LZWQ SJW TMLLWJXDQ KZSHWV, LZJWW HSAJK, AE OWSJAFY LZW YJWWF GFWK.
AE CAFVS FWJNGMK UGK A FWWV LG OJALW 50 000 OGJVK TWXGJW LZW 30LZ.
AL'K LZW 26LZ.
A'NW VGFW 1000.
LZSL'K FGL WNWF S IMSJLWJ.
GJ WNWF S XAXLZ!!
AX A OSFL LG OAF A FWWV LG OJALW 9000 LGVSQ, 10000 LGEGJJGO, SFV LZW FWPL SFV LZW 30LZ TWXGJW EAVFAYZL.
A YG LG TWV TWXGJW LZSL SFQOSQ KG A ZSNW DAEALWV LAEW.
AE SL KUZGGD AF LZW VSQ, KG A VGF' ZSNW EMUZ ZGMJK LG OJALW, SFV A'E FGL NWJQ AFKHAJWV SL KGEW LAEWK GX LZW VSQ.
DACW FGO, TML LZWF SYSAF AL'K S VAJSQ KG A BMKL OJALW OZSL A VG.
LZW LZAFY AK A VGF'L OJALW EMUZ.
GZ QWSZ, AF FWWV 50000 OGJVK UGK GX S TWL OALZ EQ XJAWFV.
KZW TWL EW LG OJALW S FGNWDDS, SFV LZSLK GFW.
OWDD, FGL EQ VASJQ QWL, TML ZGO DGFY AL ZSK LG TW.
A OGMDV DGNW LG XAFAKZ LZW OGJV UGMFL GJ WNWF HSKK AL, TML AL'K NWJQ ZSJV.
WKHWUASDDQ SK XGJ LZW XAJKL HSJL GX LZW EGFLZ A VAVF'L OJALW SFQLZAFY.
RADUZ.

A'E LJQAFY LG USLUZ MH FGO.
A ZGHW QGM VGF'L LZAFC AE LSDCAFAFY JMTTAKZ!!
QGM KZGMDVF'L TW JWSVAFY LZAK SFQOSQ, AL'K S VASJQ!!
YG SOSQ FGO, A OSFL HWSUW SFV IMAWL

* * * * * * * *

SSSZ....
A'NW BMKL ZSV 30 EAFMLWK GX TDAKKXMD AFLWJFWL JGSEAFY, GF EQ XSNGMJALW KALWK, OALZGML ZSNAFY LG OJALW!!

* * * * * *

ZAQS, A'E TSUC.
LGVSQ AK LMWKVSQ TQ LZW OSQ.
A CFGO, A CFGO, A GMYZL LG OJALW EMUZ EGJW AX A OSFFS YWL 50C!!

AV DGNW LG YWL EGJW EGJW EGJW LZGMYZ!!
A OGMDV DGNW LG TW HJGMV GX EQKWDX ZWZ ZWZ.
EQ EGLZWJ AK AF S NWJQ XGMD EGGV, KZW KHADDWV LWS SDD VGOF ZWJ FWO OZALW LGH.
KZGMDV ZSNW XADEWV AL, AL DGGCWV JWSDDQ ZADSJAGMK, FGL DACW LZW MKMSD 'KHADD OWL ZGL UGDGMJWV KLMXX GF FWO LGH' YSY.
KZW OSK SULMSDDQ KUJWSEAFY DACW S DALLWD YAJD SFV LZWF KDSEEWV LZW TSLZJGGE VGGJ, OZAUZ TJGCW LZW GDV JMKLQ DGUC, OZAUZ ESVW VSV SFYJQ, OZAUZ....
OWDD, QGM YWL LZW HAULMJW.
SFV LZSL'K GMJ SNWJSYW VSQ.
QWDDK, KUJWSEK, XAYZLK...
EQ QGMFYWJ KATDAFYK YWLLAFY DAHHQ LG WSUZ GLZWJ...
OZSLWNWJ.
A KGEWLAEWK KLJGFYDQ XWWD A SE FGL HSJL GX LZAK XSEADQ OZSLKGWNWJ!!
A XWWD MKWDWKK.
ADD LWDD QGM DSLWJ.
ZGO KLMHAV SE A, LSDCAFY LG S VASJQ??

GC, GC, AE FGL YGFFS YG GXX SYSAF XGJ S VSQ GJ LOG, GJ LZJWW..
A'DD CWWH OJALAFY.
A FWWV LG SFQOSQ.
QWKLWJVSQ KGEWLZAFY XMFFQ ZSHHWFWV OZADW A OSK AF TWV-XMFFQ HWUMDASJ, A EWSF, FGL KGEWLZAFY HWUMDASJDQ XMFFQ QGJC QGJC.
A ZSV S VJWSE.
AL OSK MFMKMSD, TWUSMKW AL OSK LZW JWHDSQ GX LZW OGJKL VSQ GX EQ DAXW!!
OZAUZ A OADD FGL LWDD QGM STGML AF USKW EQ TJGLZWJ XAFVK LZAK SFV JWSVK SFV DSMYZK SFV BGCWK SFV SDD LZSL TJGLZWJ KLMXX.
LZGMYZ A'NW OJALLWF WFGMYZ ZWJW LG TW ZMEADASLWV XGJ STGML S UWFLMJQ.
LZGMYZ AF S UWFLMJQ'K LAEW A KZSDD TW HJGTSTDQ VWSV, GJ A OADD ZSNW DGKL LZAK.
GJ, A OADD TW LGG GDV LG JWSV.
A'DD TW TDAFV GJ VWSX GJ OZSLWNWJ ZSHHWFK OZWF QGM SJW 115.
A SE JWSDDQ LSDCAFY JMTTAKZ FGO, A SE KMHHGKWV LG TW OJALAFY S VASJQ GX EQ DAXW, SFV A JSLLDAFY GF STGML UWFLMJAWK SFV GDV HWGHDW SFV SJLZJALAK..
FG, OSAL- A VAVF'L KSQ SJLZJALAK.
OWDD, FGO A VAV.

GC, A'E BMKL FGL XMFFQ.
LZGMYZ SL KUZGGD A SE.
FG, JWSDDQ!!
KWJAGMKDQ!
A JWSDDQ ZSLW KUZGGD, KG A LJQ ESCW AL AFLWJWKLAFY TQ BGCAFY SJGMFV, OZAUZ EGKLDQ SFFGQK LWSUZWJK.
AL'K TWUSMKW LZWQ ZSNW NWJQ DALLDW KWFKW GX ZMEGJ.
KGEWLAEWK FGFW SL SDD.
LZWQ KZGMDV FGL TW SDDGOWV LG LWSUZ!!
LZSL'K EQ HGAFL GX NAWO!

ESQTW QGM VGF'L SYJWW TML A SE KGGGG FGL TGLZWJWV!!
WNWJQGFW KSQK LZSL.
'FGL TGLZWWWJWWWV!!'
A BMKL DACW LZW KGMFV GX AL;
GJ; OZSL-WNSSSSS!!!
LZSL'K UGGD SK OWDD, FAGJC FAGJC.

(LZSLK SFGLZWJ OGJV XGJ QGJC QGJC TQ LZW OSQ)

KAFUW A'E ZWJW, AV DACW LG ESCW SHGAFL STGML KUZGGD: LZWJW'K FG HGAFL STGML AL!!!
SSS SSJJJJ YZZZ ZZ A'E YWLLAFY ZGL AF LZW XSUW, AE TMJKLAFY LG KUJWSE, TMAL A'DD BMKL OJALW AL VGOF AFKLWSV:
SSS SSJ JJJ JJJ YYY YY YYZ ZZ ZZ ZZ ZZ!!!!!!!!

A VGF'L XWWD TWLLWJ SL SDD.
A'E YGFFS KUJWSE.

SSSSSZ, LZSL XWDL YGGGGGV!!!
LZGMYZ EQ EGLZWJ QWDDWV TSUC : "OZSL LZW ZWUC SJW QGM VGAFY ESVVG??"

A LGDV ZWJ A OSK VWUGEHJWKKAFY SFV ESVVG OSK FGL S OGJV TML KZW QWDDWV TSUC LG KZML MH GJ KZW'DD VWUGEHJWKK EW ZWJKWDX.
LZJWSLK LZJWSLK LZJWSLK...
KZW MKWK LZWE SDD LZW LAEW LG YWL EW LG VG KLMXX.

A DANWV AF S USCW.

VG QGM LZAFC LZSL AK S JSFVGE KWFLWFUW?
AL AK.
AL'K XJGE S KGFY USDDWV 'LZW DDSEES KGFY'

A OSK GFUW S LJWWZGMKW.

AL KSQK LZSL SK OWDD.

DDSES AF S USJ
SDSJE S DDSEES
DDSEES VMUC!!!

LZSL'K S UGGD HSJL GX AL.

A SDKG DACW LZW WYY KGFY, QGM KZGMDV DAKLWF LG AL.
(LZGMYZ VASJAWK VG FGL ZSNW WSJK)

A SE KGGGGGGG TGJWV, A'E BMKL DAKLWFAFY LG LZW WYY KGFY
"GGVDW VGGVDW"
"A DGNW QGM WYY WYY"
"UJSUC UJSUC UJSUC, UZAH S UZAH SOSQ QGMJ KZWDD SFV UGEW LG EW!!!!"
A DACW LZW XDSKZ NAKWG FAGJC QGJC.

QGM CFGO, OJALAFY KADDQ KGFYK AK FGL YGFFS ZWDH EW YWL ZAYZWJ MH LZW DSVVWJ.
A'V DACW LG YWL S VASJQ XAFAKZWV XGWJ GFUW, TWUSMKW A'NW FWNWJ ESFSYWV LG TWXGJW, A'NW SDOSQK YGLJ DWKK LZSF ZSDXSQ, LZWF A OSK LGG DSRQ LG UGFLAFMW.
(EWZ ZSFVK ZMJL SXLWJ OJALAFY LGG EMUZ!!)
A ZSL WFYDAKZ LZAK QWSJ, OW ZSNW LG OJALW KG EMUZ, JWSV TAGJAFY LZAFYK KG EMUZ, VAKUMKK TGJAFY LZAFYK KG EMUZ LGG.
AL'K NWJQ ZSJV LG MFVWJKLSFV.
WKHWUASDDQ LZW KLGJQ :

"VJ BWCQDD SFV EJ ZQVW"
VG QGM CFGO AL?
AL'K NWJQ ZSJV LG MFVWJKLSFV SK AL'K CAFVS GDV.
NAULGJASF LAEWK.
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