My Life as a Zombie Time Traveller
an excerpt

“Rargh,” said Tom. Being turned into a zombie wasn't the best start to the day. He'd had Weetabix for breakfast, but he was getting a strange urge to eat human brains, and it wasn't even lunchtime yet. He'd been under the impression that you needed to be bitten to turn into a zombie, but it seemed that watching enough daytime television had done the trick instead, and that last half-hour watching The Jeremy Kyle Show had been enough to tip him over the edge.