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Geesafaire
Novel: Siamese: the story of a man whose left arm was a cat
Genre: Satire, Humor & Parody
5,000 words so far  

About Geesafaire

Location: Upstate New York

Home Region:
USA :: New York :: Mohawk Valley

Age:18

Favorite novels: Murder with Peacocks (and its sequels)

Favorite writers: Joan Hess, Donna Andrews, Sneaky Pie Brown, Laura Levine

Favorite music: 80's

Non-noveling interests: Miniatures, drawing, animals

Joined: Juni 21, 2008

This Year: Official Participant

NaNoWriMo History:
'08

NaNoWriMo posts: 22

NaNoWriMo buddies: 0

 

Brief Author Bio:

I'm just a girl in a wheelchair, writing.

Synopsis: Siamese: the story of a man whose left arm was a cat

It's the same old story... Man meets supersmart cat, man gets arm blown off in explosion, man gets supersmart cat surgically attached to his arm.

Excerpt: Siamese: the story of a man whose left arm was a cat

Felis Ulna has started a chat with you.
Felis Ulna: Where on your arm does it hurt?
Tom Belden: Oh, about around my ebow. :p
Felis Ulna: Ebow?
Tom Belden: Elbow. Actually, right below it.
Felis Ulna: Would you describe it as burning or stinging?
Tom Belden: No, Nova.
Felis Ulna: How severe is it?
Tom Belden: Moderate, I guess. Why?
Felis Ulna: Is it made worse by exposure to allergens, moving, excercise, or playing golf?
Tom Belden: Yeah. Moving and excecise. What are you doing?
Felis Ulna: Is your pain or discomfort made better with rest, ice ,or anti inflammitory medication?
Tom Belden: No. Jim said it'll just get better on its own.
Felis Ulna: Pain or discomfort associated with recent injury or trauma?
Tom Belden: Lol. You could say that.
Felis Ulna: Is the onset sudden or gradual?
Tom Belden: I don't know, Nova.
Felis Ulna: Do you know if you have broken a bone recently?
Tom Belden: I have not.
Felis Ulna: You may have an ulnar nerve injury.
Tom Belden: ... Nova, what did you do?
Felis Ulna: Checked WebMD. You may have an ulnar nerve injury.
Tom Belden: Or maybe I have a cat where my arm should be.
Felis Ulna: Hmm. You may be right.
Felis Ulna has signed off.

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