Synopsis: Gucci Bed

A guy has got a lot of clothing. Like a lot. And he buys so much clothing he can't afford furniture for his expensive manhattan condo. Not even a bed. He sleeps on old clothing he doesn't wear anymore but loves too much to get rid of. He always looks stunning.

He meets another guy, a guy with a big heart and a nice body to match. First guy likes second guy, but second guy is Deep and Thoughtful. First guy doesn't want second guy to think he's completely vain and superficial, and starts to have panic attacks whenever second guy talks about walking him home or visiting him at his place. He desperately tries to curb his spending to buy furniture for his home, at the same time trying to develop his own internal self in similar ways, with disaster and hilarity ensuing.