Excerpt: The Wild and Crazy (Mis)Adventures of an Adminnie

I was a little afraid to go into the store, but thought "What the hell!" and drove down there. The first thing that happened when I walked in was that I was stopped by a "person" (I'm not sure what it was) dressed in thigh high black high heeled boots, some teddy looking thing that was comprised of a number of black leather straps, hooks, snaps, chains, and spikes (yikes!), and jet black hair past its waist. If it was a girl, she had her girls strapped down to nothing, and if it was a guy, he was wearing some sort of push up, because while there were bumps on its chest, they were tiny, and kind of lumpy looking. I was scared. What was going to happen? Well, it asked me for my identification.