Brief Author Bio:

A Prologue:
My name is hideously common and boring, and thus you will call me Ferret.
I was born and raised in Missouri. I plan on leaving this place as soon as possible.
I have been writing since I was little, though back then I wanted to be an artist. Then I realized that the popular art these days is all abstract and, quite frankly, looks like a five-year-old's fingerpainting session.
I am very strongly-opinionated, and if you ask me for a critique on anything, expect nothing but the blunt truth.
Likewise, I'm very open-minded (about everything), and if you tell me my writing fails epicly, then I'll accept your opinion and try harder.
Also, I can't spell worth crap, and you're going to deal with it.
Also-also, I'm very sarcastic and half the time, if you're not sure if I'm joking, I probably am.

The Introductory Chapter:
I do have a ferret. Her name is Phantom and I love her with all of my heart.
I also have a fat cat who is older than me named
Pepper and a crazy tabby named Tiger.
My two brothers are both in the military, one of which will be leaving for Korea sometime soon.
I also have a step-brother and step-sister, meaning my parents are divorced.
When I finish high school, I plan on going to Mizzou and getting my PhD in small animal/equine veterinary services.

The Love Plot Unfolds:
My favourite colour is purple, my second is green.
Sometimes I like to spell like a foreigner. Because I'm awesome.
I use a ton of hairspray and wear save the world t-shirts.
My favourite season is autumn. Not fall. Autumn.

The Climbing Climax:
I'm scared to death of geese and elevators.

The Final Scene

TO BE CONTINUED...