Excerpt: It's Midnight Again

“Okay, lady, I told you who I am, now you stop shooting me and tell me who you are,” he pointed his sword at her.
“I’m Techno,” she was smirking at him. “Nice trick, Jedi Knight. Going to poke me with your toothpick?”
“Oh, you did not just call this finely crafted piece of honed steel a tooth pick,” Scott glared at her. “It’s a magical demon killing sword, god damn it.”
“That’s it, you’re banned from naming things for the rest of eternity,” Nick muttered from behind him. He decided to ignore him.