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“NAAAH!” came the less than gentile yelp of a rudely woken teenager. Then the great scramble ensued, the objective being to seek out the elusive source of the beeping. “Why did I make the alarm so annoying?” He yelled through a clenched jaw, revealing his merry little mobile phone from under a small pile of washed socks that had migrated from the chair they’d been thrown on to under his bed.