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Chapter four: In which I take the "chapter title", which is a short string of words usually meant to provide foreshadowing or identification for a "chapter", which is a small section of a book usually ended in a cliffhanger, and stretch it (the chapter title) out like crazy by adding dozens of words and unneeded clarifications, and a clarification is when you take something that could be obscure or vague and give a bunch of details to make it clearer, but in this case I’m doing it with words that need no clarification just to add to my word count, mainly because I don’t want to do any padding on the main body of the story, which I’m just about sick of now, and which I’ll probably have to rewrite from the ground up anyway, but I’m going to keep going just to get a nice new purple badge to go on next year’s nano page, and hey, this reminds me of a song I remember from my childhood: Iiiit was a one eyed one horned flyin’ purple people eater, one eyed one horned flyin’ purple people eater, one eyed one horned flyin’ purple people eater, and I can’t remember the laaast liiiiine, but that’s okay because all of this is going to get erased… if I ever open the fudging file again, which I probably won’t for fear of stuff like this, and this is the longest sentence in the history of mankind and thank god for the words “and” and for commas, because otherwise I never would have been able to stretch out a sentence thiiiiiiiis long! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Aaaaaaand that’s getting dangerously close to the “you may not type one word fifty thousand times” rule, but that’s okay, because at least I TYPED all of it, instead of copying and pasting, which toooootallly makes it NOT CHEATING. Yeeeeaaaaaah.