Synopsis: Inside-out Igloo

I've always thought that it was odd how penguins never seem to get cold. In this novel it turns out that penguins have been the main cause of global warming all along, and now they must be stopped before their dastardly plans for world domination can come to fruition. But who can resist their staggering adorability? Mankind must create penguin-killing robot ninjas. But will the robot ninjas remain loyal? Or will they too succumb to the impossible might of penguinkind? Come, enter a world where reality doesn't exist, and neither does any kind of sustainable plot. Enter The Inside-out Igloo. [Warning: blizzards may occur, involving multiple pages of nothing but white]