It's wearing a black "witch's hat" and a T-shirt, and it's intensely pink. Any thoughts would be appreciated!
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"This is going to be the worst day of your life. I'm bringing nunchuks." H. Freeman
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It's wearing a black "witch's hat" and a T-shirt, and it's intensely pink. Any thoughts would be appreciated! |
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Oct 23, 2009 - 14 21
Have it make a surprise appearance on a different person's front lawn every morning.
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Oct 23, 2009 - 14 33
Things to do around town with a 7-foot pink flamingo?
Well that's easy. Save cats from trees.
Or put them in trees.
Of course, you could always prank people. I mean, if the flamingo stands still, people are sure to think its fake.
Or, you could ride around on it like a psycho person. Then again, walking around town with a 7-foot pink flamingo is probably classified as psycho.
Um... The flamingo could do magic tricks.
Sorry... just... throwing things out there. I'm tired and hyper, it tends to add up to silliness.
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Oct 23, 2009 - 14 35
...
:O
Flamingos are my favourite animal on the planet.
If I had a flamingo that was seven feet tall, I'd probably try and ride it. (Sort of like Chocobos in the Final Fantasy series. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/thumb/a/a4/FFVII-C... )
Or you could use it to commit crimes, I don't know.
----------No more runnin'. I am to misbehave.
- Captain Tightpants, Serenity
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Oct 23, 2009 - 14 47
Take pictures in front of local landmarks.
----------You are
What you do
When it counts
- The Masao
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Oct 23, 2009 - 14 53
Curse it for being so unwieldy probably.
Then I'd start offering to allow people to take pictures with it... for a fee, of course.
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Oct 23, 2009 - 14 55
OMG, the Rape Flamingo! ....sorry..... ----------
"This is going to be the worst day of your life. I'm bringing nunchuks." H. Freeman
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Oct 23, 2009 - 15 04
Teach it to dance!
I mean... What's not to love about a dancing 7-foot pink flamingo?
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Oct 23, 2009 - 16 43
Here in Baton Rouge, we have the Spanish Town Mardi Gras parade whose signature is a pink flamingo. Such a tall flamingo could ride in the float hosting the King and Queen of the parade. =)
jade
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Oct 23, 2009 - 16 49
OMG, the Rape Flamingo! ....sorry.....
...does that count as bestiality? lol
----------No more runnin'. I am to misbehave.
- Captain Tightpants, Serenity
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Oct 23, 2009 - 17 03
Give it a yo-yo. All I can see going through my head right now is Fantasia, where they gave a group if flamingos a yo-yo.
Want a twist on it? Give it a Hulla Hoop. Can just see those long legs getting all twisted up in a hulla hoop, taking out garden gnomes, stumbling along putting fear in the hearts of little toddlers.
21,240 / 50,000
Oct 24, 2009 - 01 29
Walk around town passing by the windows of pubs and bars, making the flamingo's head peer over people's shoulders through windows. Hopefully convince a few people they're hallucinating :D
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Oct 24, 2009 - 02 43
Let it roam free:
http://www.facebook.com/groups.php?ref=sb#/photo.php?pid=2760159&o=all&o...
Or let it buy beer:
http://www.facebook.com/groups.php?ref=sb#/photo.php?pid=2760159&o=all&o...
Or take it bowling:
http://www.facebook.com/groups.php?ref=sb#/photo.php?pid=2760161&o=all&o...
Except imagine a flamingo instead of a zebra.
----------2006: Evil Ed's
2007: I Called Him Mine (WON!!!)
2008: When the World is Over (WON!!!)
2009: Evidence
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Nov 3, 2009 - 08 53
Put a fake mustache and glasses on it and have it try to withdraw money from the bank under the name "William McFlanderpants"
----------NaNo 08- Quest for Blood- Fantasy Adventure
NaNo 09- Perilous Tides- Pirate Adventure
"Yo ho ho and a bottle of NaNo-RUM-o!"
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Nov 3, 2009 - 09 22
I'd have it fly me far, far away to the magical flamingo land it came from, where we will be having tea and biscuits on giant waterlily leaves. We could then strike up conversation about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, and conclude that is is in fact not 42. This would boggle the flamingo so much that it spontaneously turned into a 7-foot tall silver crane.
----------Twinke, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are...
Where the Wind Dies - dark urban fantasy
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Nov 3, 2009 - 09 34
Clearly this flamingo is working for the Dade County PD - vice division... or it should be.
Strap a wire under its wing and position a small camera under it's beak. (if these items aren't already in place)
Position the flamingo outside of a suspected drug den and wait. No one will notice a 7 foor flamingo on a lawn in Miami.
Mage Master
Truly a child of the 80's
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Nov 3, 2009 - 09 57
Well that's easy. Save cats from trees.
Or put them in trees.
Of course, you could always prank people. I mean, if the flamingo stands still, people are sure to think its fake.
Or, you could ride around on it like a psycho person. Then again, walking around town with a 7-foot pink flamingo is probably classified as psycho.
Um... The flamingo could do magic tricks.
Sorry... just... throwing things out there. I'm tired and hyper, it tends to add up to silliness.
I for one am really a fan of just walking around town with it. Who knows what would come of that.
----------"I'll be out of my mind, and you'll be out of ideas pretty soon." ~Owl City *Hot Air Balloon
So true, so true.
Yeah, I regret my username too. Don't shun me for my past mistakes.
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Nov 3, 2009 - 10 11
I vote for it beating
a superheroSEVERAL SUPERHEROES!!! at fighting crime, mayhem and general chaos.OMG, the Rape Flamingo! ....sorry.....
...does that count as bestiality? lol
Only if either of both participants is not dead.
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I wish the cabled jumper would move along at a faster pace.
(But I realise other projects have jumped the queue.)
I wish I were a bit slimmer.
----------(As I think the moss-stitch pattern may add some unwanted bulk to go with the other ‘unwanted bulk’.)
A suitor looking at his watch
Is not a posture that persuades
Willing, much less reluctant maids.
-A.D. Hope
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Nov 3, 2009 - 10 13
Knowing the flamingo's reputation for profuse dramaticism and winning charisma, it could easily have a career in film-making as an effective Edward Cullen understudy.
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Nov 3, 2009 - 10 22
Use it for Giant Flamingo Croquet. What else? =D
----------Stopping I look to the stars, one day he said they'll all be ours.
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Nov 3, 2009 - 10 26
Drive around town striking out at the unjust exploitation of the flamingo form in the form of lawn flamingos.
Some see an opportunity for procreation. Some see an opportunity for comedy.
Me? I see an opportunity for vengeance and petty vandalism.
Cheers,
----------B.
____
Sasquatch hunting should never be undertaken professionally.
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Nov 3, 2009 - 10 34
3 words ---
Car Pool Lane
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Nov 3, 2009 - 10 39
Have you ever seen those street pranks where someone dresses up as, for example, a scarecrow for some sort of autumn promotional display? And then, just as people are walking by him, he LUNGES.
I think you can see where I'm going with this.
----------BEST / WORST DAILY WORDCOUNT: 4513 / 72
POV COUNT: 3
BODY COUNT: 3
CAFFEINATED DRINK COUNT: 20
DARES ACCEPTED / COMPLETED: 14 / 3
DARE POINTS EARNED: 5
INSANITY: mild
9,226 / 50,000
Nov 3, 2009 - 10 40
a superheroSEVERAL SUPERHEROES!!! at fighting crime, mayhem and general chaos.OMG, the Rape Flamingo! ....sorry.....
...does that count as bestiality? lol
Only if either of both participants is not dead.
But then wouldn't it be necrophilia...?
9,226 / 50,000
Nov 3, 2009 - 10 41
OMG, the Rape Flamingo! ....sorry.....
...does that count as bestiality? lol
Only if either of both participants is not dead.
But then wouldn't it be necrophilia...?
9,226 / 50,000
Nov 3, 2009 - 10 41
a superheroSEVERAL SUPERHEROES!!! at fighting crime, mayhem and general chaos.OMG, the Rape Flamingo! ....sorry.....
...does that count as bestiality? lol
Only if either of both participants is not dead.
But then wouldn't it be necrophilia...?
9,226 / 50,000
Nov 3, 2009 - 10 42
a superheroSEVERAL SUPERHEROES!!! at fighting crime, mayhem and general chaos.OMG, the Rape Flamingo! ....sorry.....
...does that count as bestiality? lol
Only if either of both participants is not dead.
But then wouldn't it be necrophilia...?
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Nov 3, 2009 - 10 49
Take it to the dog park and let it loose on the little dog side
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Nov 3, 2009 - 10 50
Use the flamingo to take over the world and have him be the emperor of the world. That would be AWESOME.
----------nano 2009: A scifi-horror with a hint of fantasy yet to be named... I am far out of my comfort zone T.T
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Nov 3, 2009 - 11 01
Take the flamingo to the movies and have people yell at him/her for being too tall to see over.
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Nov 3, 2009 - 11 08
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy! Loved the books
----------sorry
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O CAPTAIN! my Captain! our fearful trip is done;
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring: