Synopsis: You Never Find The Wizard

What do you get when you have a stand up comic joining your drama club (who is actually a vampire), a family set on destroying your business, a big hall that needs renovating and five children under the age of four? A massive pile of fail! But when it's a vamp, a massive hall and kids (without the evil family of doom), it isn't so bad.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the randomness that is this novel (and someone might find a wizard somewhere)... But not a hall in need of renovation. There is no hall. There never was a hall. Hmm.